"Let me explain something to you," he says. "I am not Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing." You open your mouth to respond, then think better of it.
"Anyway, Man," he continues, "I'm a bit lost in here, too. I'm trying to find my rug. It really tied the room together." He takes a long sip of his drink. "Walter and Donny are around here somewhere too. I'm sure they'll try to help, but sometimes they are a bit much, you know?"
"So, what are you looking for?"
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