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|Locations||The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
This zombie shuffles towards you with a dazed look in its eyes. Its clothes are ragged and torn, it's caked with filth, and smells terrible. Since that's all pretty much par for the course for a hippy, you're not entirely certain that it's a zombie at all. That's not going to stop you beating the stuffing out of it, of course.
The combined stench of decaying flesh and patchouli delivers a powerful one-two punch to your sinuses. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Ooh!
He catches you in the <head> with a rotting yeti protest sign. You feel pain and jealousy. Ugh! Eek! Argh! Argh! Ooh!
He wails "Grrrrraaaiiinnnss" and bites you on the skull. Ooh! Ugh! Eek! Argh! Ow!
He starts to gnaw on your skull, then remembers he's a vegan.
He holds up a sign:
"What do we want?"
"When do we want it?"
He starts to attack you, but you distract him with a brain made of tofu.
|You acquire an item: filthy corduroys (? chance)*|
|You acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack (? chance)*|
|You acquire an item: reodorant (? chance)*|
|You acquire an item: windchimes (? chance)*|
|You acquire an item: zombie pineal gland (? chance)*|
|You gain 8 <substat>.|
Occurred at The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later.