Zombie hippy

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Zombie hippy
Monster ID 306
Locations The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later
Hit Points 30
Attack 41
Defense 36
Initiative 25
Meat None
Phylum hippy
Elements spooky
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops
filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, reodorant, windchimes, zombie pineal gland
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
zombie hippy You're fighting a zombie hippy

This zombie shuffles towards you with a dazed look in its eyes. Its clothes are ragged and torn, it's caked with filth, and smells terrible. Since that's all pretty much par for the course for a hippy, you're not entirely certain that it's a zombie at all. That's not going to stop you beating the stuffing out of it, of course.

Hit Message(s):

The combined stench of decaying flesh and patchouli delivers a powerful one-two punch to your sinuses. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Ooh!

He catches you in the <head> with a rotting yeti protest sign. You feel pain and jealousy. Ugh! Eek! Argh! Argh! Ooh!

He wails "Grrrrraaaiiinnnss" and bites you on the skull. Ooh! Ugh! Eek! Argh! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

He starts to gnaw on your skull, then remembers he's a vegan.

He holds up a sign: "What do we want?"
BRAAAAAAAAINS
"When do we want it?"
BRAAAAAAAAINS

He starts to attack you, but you distract him with a brain made of tofu.


After Combat

Cords.gifYou acquire an item: filthy corduroys (? chance)*
Dreadsack.gifYou acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack (? chance)*
Spraycan.gifYou acquire an item: reodorant (? chance)*
Chimes.gifYou acquire an item: windchimes (? chance)*
Pineal.gifYou acquire an item: zombie pineal gland (? chance)*
You gain 8 <substat>.

Occurred at The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later.