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{{battle|text=This frat boy is one of the booze-slinging, bomb-dropping shock troops of the Brotherhood of One. He can make any drink in the bartending book, even the tricky layered shots and flaming cocktails, and he does it all while slinging, twirling, and juggling bottles full of booze.

The fact that more booze ends up on him, the bar, and the patrons than in the glass never seems to bother anyone, oddly enough.

|hit=He lights the fuse on a beer bomb, then shakes it up by juggling it and two bottles of vodka, then hurls it at you. You get aluminum shrapnel in your {{part}}. {{ouch|4}}

He mixes a drink, twirling bottles over his head and between his legs. He tops it with some over-proofed rum and lights it, then hurls it at you. {{ouch|4}} {{element|hot}}

He spins a couple of bottles of booze around his head, then throws them at you. You get a bottle-shaped bruise on your {{part}} and {{part}}. {{ouch|4}}

He tosses a tequila grenade in the air, spins around, pulls the pin with his teeth, and kicks it at you. {{ouch|4}}

|miss=He throws a beer bomb at you, but you're not too bombed to dodge.

He tosses a tequila grenade at you, but you pull the pin and toss it back.

He twirls a bottle over his head, spraying alcohol everywhere but accomplishing little.

He spins a couple of bottles of booze around his head, but drops one and has to clean it up.

|critical=He takes three sake bombs, juggles them while lighting the fuses on a cigarette in his mouth, tosses them behind his back, then lobs all three at you. You applaud politely with singed hands. {{ouch|7}} {{element|hot}}

|fumble=He juggles three sake bombs, then drops one. When he bends over to pick it up, his cigarette lights the sake on fire. He leaps back and looks embarrassed.}}

{{acquire|item=red class ring|chance=30.3%}}
{{acquire|item=distressed denim pants|chance=1.5%}}
{{acquire|item=beer helmet|chance=1.2%}}
{{acquire|item=bejeweled pledge pin|chance=0.8%}}
{{acquire|item=kick-ass kicks|chance=2.6%}}
{{acquire|item=PADL Phone|chance=2.4%}}
{{acquire|item=sake bomb|chance=20%}}
{{acquire|item=beer bomb|chance=10%}}
{{acquire|item=beer bomb|chance=10%}}
{{acquire|item=molotov cocktail cocktail|chance=20%}}
{{acquire|item=tequila grenade|chance=20%}}

{{stat|46-47}}
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Occurs at [[The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)]].

==Notes==
*The [[tequila grenade]] and [[molotov cocktail cocktail]] only drop if you have completed the [[Recover the Lighthouse Keeper's Gunpowder|Lighthouse Sidequest]] for the Frat Boys.