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|text=''Imprisoned in ice here is Wacky Zack Flacky,<br />In life, an indulger in jokes that were tacky.<br />Like balancing buckets of water on doors,<br />Dipping hands in warm water and greasing up floors,<br />He loved dribble glasses and ice cubes with flies,<br />He adored whoopie cushions and laxative pies.<br />But when all had grown tired of Zack Flacky's antics<br />He was tied up quite tight(though his protests were frantic),<br />And chucked off a bridge in a sack that was khaki,<br />And that was the end of ol' Wacky Zack Flacky.''
|hit=He hands you some gum, you chew it, it explodes!<br/>In case you were wondering, yes! It hurts loads!

He scoops up some ice, which he dumps down your back,<br/>So you shiver and shake and you curse Wacky Zack. {{element|cold}}

He squeezes a cushion to sound like a fart,<br/>The ensuing embarrassment nigh stops your heart.

He sneaks up behind you and whips down your pants,<br/>It's too late - he's seen everything with a mere glance.

|miss=He'd like to put ice down the small of your back,<br/>But he knows if he does, he'll be under attack.

He squeezes a cushion to sound like a fart,<br/>You shrug, point to him, and discreetly depart.

He tries to de-pants you, but you leap away,<br/>"At least buy me a drink first, you cad!" you then say.

He tries a handshake with a buzzer concealed,<br/>But you're smarter than that! What a shock! You don't yield!

He sees that his last whoopie cushion is flat<br/>So he stops to refill it, that juvenile prat.
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{{acquire|item=dangerous jerkcicle|chance=80%}}
{{acquire|item=dangerous jerkcicle|chance=2%}}
{{acquire|item=glass of warm water|chance=10%}}
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Occurs at [[The Glacier of Jerks]].