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Ok my make a KoL idea, her for the heck of it:
 
Ok my make a KoL idea, her for the heck of it:
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Olmec Exterminator Playset
 
Olmec Exterminator Playset
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This is a playset for Olmec the Exterminator, and consists of a giant stone head which supposedly floats if you followed the plans enclosed.
 
This is a playset for Olmec the Exterminator, and consists of a giant stone head which supposedly floats if you followed the plans enclosed.
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You put the Angry Monument in your terrarium and it immediately begins shouting at your other familiars in a booming voice.
 
You put the Angry Monument in your terrarium and it immediately begins shouting at your other familiars in a booming voice.
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Function:
 
Function:
 
Functions as a full weight Volleyball as well as a full weight Killer Bee, except it can provide the stats in any of the three attributes.
 
Functions as a full weight Volleyball as well as a full weight Killer Bee, except it can provide the stats in any of the three attributes.
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Text:
 
Text:
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(When it provides muscle)
 
(When it provides muscle)
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Name begins hovering near you and then in a booming baritone insults your sexual potency and begins vomiting guns.
 
Name begins hovering near you and then in a booming baritone insults your sexual potency and begins vomiting guns.
 
You pick one up and then shout, “Now world, you put your hands up,” then throw it at the monster.
 
You pick one up and then shout, “Now world, you put your hands up,” then throw it at the monster.
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X (physical) Damage
 
X (physical) Damage
 
You Gain X Muscle
 
You Gain X Muscle
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(When it provides mysticality)
 
(When it provides mysticality)
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Name begins hovering near you and then in a booming baritone inquires “How can nothing be something?”
 
Name begins hovering near you and then in a booming baritone inquires “How can nothing be something?”
You ponder the nature Zero for a while, then your opponent falls over.
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You ponder the nature of Zero for a while, then your opponent falls over.
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X (physical) Damage
 
X (physical) Damage
 
You Gain X Mysticality
 
You Gain X Mysticality
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(When it provides moxie)
 
(When it provides moxie)
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Name begins hovering near you and then suddenly a neon clad monkey hops out of your mouth and throws a surfboard at you.
 
Name begins hovering near you and then suddenly a neon clad monkey hops out of your mouth and throws a surfboard at you.
 
Not being one to waste a surfboard you rip it up on your opponent’s body part
 
Not being one to waste a surfboard you rip it up on your opponent’s body part
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For X (physical) Damage
 
For X (physical) Damage
 
You Gain X Moxie
 
You Gain X Moxie
  
 
((For the image see Zardoz or or an Olmec Monument Head))
 
((For the image see Zardoz or or an Olmec Monument Head))

Revision as of 03:27, 3 December 2006

I mainly edit references, generally because there is a subset of the player base that are idiots and don't understand that you can reference something that other pop media has referenced without referencing the other pop media.

Aside from that I organize talk pages, and contribute tiny amounts of text due generally to my dislike and lack of understanding of templates and formatting.

As I'm in Hardcore most of the time these days, I don't jump at a chance to be an active spade.

My Pygmy Bugbear Shaman is named Michael Dorn, its a 2nd degree reference that requires you to be a geek and make a tiny logical leap.

My Misshapen Animal Skeleton is named DeForest Kelley, mainly cause Michael Dorn was lonely and I couldn't come up with anything better.


Roger Carmel, perhaps? I mean, c'mon, Mudd needs some lovin'.--Tarrasque 21:07, 25 September 2006 (CDT)


  • While Roger Carmel is extremely good as far as star trek references go, it just didn't tie into the familiar enough. Or am I missing something?


Michael Dorn -> Worf/Klingon -> Klingons = Wookies

Wookies were originally planned instead of Ewoks

Pygmy Bugbear Shaman -> Ewok

DeForest Kelley -> Bones -> Misshapen Animal Skeleton

--Practitioner of Saucy Arts 05:53, 28 September 2006 (CDT)

Ok my make a KoL idea, her for the heck of it:

Olmec Exterminator Playset


This is a playset for Olmec the Exterminator, and consists of a giant stone head which supposedly floats if you followed the plans enclosed.


You put the Angry Monument in your terrarium and it immediately begins shouting at your other familiars in a booming voice.


Function: Functions as a full weight Volleyball as well as a full weight Killer Bee, except it can provide the stats in any of the three attributes.


Text:

(When it provides muscle)

Name begins hovering near you and then in a booming baritone insults your sexual potency and begins vomiting guns. You pick one up and then shout, “Now world, you put your hands up,” then throw it at the monster.

X (physical) Damage You Gain X Muscle


(When it provides mysticality)

Name begins hovering near you and then in a booming baritone inquires “How can nothing be something?” You ponder the nature of Zero for a while, then your opponent falls over.

X (physical) Damage You Gain X Mysticality


(When it provides moxie)

Name begins hovering near you and then suddenly a neon clad monkey hops out of your mouth and throws a surfboard at you. Not being one to waste a surfboard you rip it up on your opponent’s body part

For X (physical) Damage You Gain X Moxie

((For the image see Zardoz or or an Olmec Monument Head))