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===Unable to Perform===
 
===Unable to Perform===
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*[[Baby Gravy Fairy]]
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*[[Barrrnacle]]
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*[[Blood-Faced Volleyball]]
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*[[Casagnova Gnome]]
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*[[Comma Chameleon]]
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*[[Dandy Lion]]
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*[[Hovering Sombrero]]
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*[[Levitating Potato]]
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*[[Nervous Tick]]
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*[[O.A.F.]]
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*[[Reassembled Blackbird]]
  
 
===Weak Familiars===
 
===Weak Familiars===
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*[[Attention-Deficit Demon]]
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*[[Cheshire Bat]]
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*[[Coffee Pixie]]
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*[[Crimbo Elf]]
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*[[Cymbal-Playing Monkey]]
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*[[Emo Squid]]
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*[[Ghuol Whelp]]
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*[[Howling Balloon Monkey]]
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*[[Hunchbacked Minion]]
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*[[Jitterbug]]
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*[[Jumpsuited Hound Dog]]
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*[[Leprechaun]]
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*[[Pygmy Bugbear Shaman]]
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*[[Temporal Riftlet]]
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*[[Wild Hare]]
  
 
===Average Familiars===
 
===Average Familiars===
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*[[Ancient Yuletide Troll]]
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*[[Cocoabo]]
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*[[Feather Boa Constrictor]]
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*[[Flaming Gravy Fairy]]
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*[[Frozen Gravy Fairy]]
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*[[Fuzzy Dice]]
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*[[Gluttonous Green Ghost]]
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*[[Grue]]
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*[[Hanukkimbo Dreidl]]
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*[[Mosquito]]
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*[[Personal Raincloud]]
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*[[RoboGoose]]
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*[[Spirit Hobo]]
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*[[Spooky Pirate Skeleton]]
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*[[Star Starfish]]
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*[[Stinky Gravy Fairy]]
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*[[Sweet Nutcracker]]
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*[[Wizard Action Figure]]
  
 
===Strong Familiars===
 
===Strong Familiars===
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*[[Angry Goat]]
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*[[Astral Badger]]
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*[[Baby Yeti]]
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*[[Clockwork Grapefruit]]
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*[[Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.]]
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*[[Doppelshifter]]
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*[[El Vibrato Megadrone]]
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*[[Evil Teddy Bear]]
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*[[Exotic Parrot]]
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*[[Ghost Pickle on a Stick]]
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*[[Green Pixie]]
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*[[Hand Turkey]]
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*[[Inflatable Dodecapede]]
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*[[Jill-O-Lantern]]
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*[[Killer Bee]]
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*[[Mad Hatrack]]
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*[[MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech]]
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*[[Misshapen Animal Skeleton]]
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*[[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]]
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*[[Ninja Snowflake]]
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*[[Origami Towel Crane]]
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*[[Penguin Goodfella]]
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*[[Ragamuffin Imp]]
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*[[Sabre-Toothed Lime]]
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*[[Scary Death Orb]]
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*[[Sleazy Gravy Fairy]]
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*[[Snowy Owl]]
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*[[Spooky Gravy Fairy]]
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*[[Stab Bat]]
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*[[Teddy Bear]]
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*[[Teddy Borg]]
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*[[Whirling Maple Leaf]]
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*[[Wind-up Chattering Teeth]]
  
 
===Not Applicable===
 
===Not Applicable===
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*[[Pet Rock]]
 
*[[Pet Rock]]
 
*[[Toothsome Rock]]
 
*[[Toothsome Rock]]
 
===Untested===
 
  
 
===Notes===
 
===Notes===

Revision as of 14:32, 28 April 2008

The Ultimate Cage Match is an event at The Cake-Shaped Arena in which familiars try to beat up their opponent. The event costs 100 Meat, takes 1 adventure, and can earn the familiar between 2 to 5 experience.

The number of rounds that the event will take, and the result, can be determined by finding Fy (your familiar) and Fh (the house familiar).

Fy = 1d5 + By

Fh = 1d5 + Bh

where Bn is the weight bonus for that familiar.

  • Familiars that are unable to perform in this event receive no bonus.
  • Familiars that are weak in this event receive a bonus of their weight - 3.
  • Familiars that are average in this event receive a bonus of their weight.
  • Familiars that are strong in this event receive a bonus of their weight + 3.

The familiar with the higher score wins. (Ties go to your familiar.) The number of rounds will be equal to:

max(2,20 - |Fy - Fh|)

The number of rounds will determine the experience.

  • 12 or fewer rounds: 2 experience
  • 13 rounds: 3 experience
  • 14 rounds: 4 experience
  • 15-20 rounds: 5 experience

Unable to Perform

Weak Familiars

Average Familiars

Strong Familiars

Not Applicable

Notes

  • Unlike the Obstacle Course, which can have negative results for times, there is a built-in limit to how few rounds the fight can take.