Translucent monkey

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Translucent monkey
Monster ID 2120
Locations Glass Island, Jungle Island
Hit Points 40
Attack 30
Defense 30
Initiative 75
Meat None
Phylum beast
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, tail
Drops
Manuel Entry
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translucent monkey You're fighting translucent monkey

This is one of those clear plastic monkeys you used to beg your mom to buy you from the one little weird toy rack at the drug store. You're glad she never did, because as scary as it is at 100x its original size, it's also 100x as obviously boring.

Hit Message(s):

Light refracts through a lens-like part of the monkey's anatomy, concentrating it on your <skull>. Ooh! (hot damage)

The monkey sits motionless, but an errant breeze wafts an unrelated nasty smell in from somewhere else on the island. Eek! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

Light refracts through a lens-like part of the monkey's anatomy, concentrating it on your <nipple>. Ow! (CRITICAL HIT!)

Miss Message(s):

The monkey sits there being no fun to play with.

The monkey just keeps being boring.

The monkey sits motionless. You stop to consider that if you had like ten more of them, it still wouldn't be any fun.

Fumble Message:

The monkey sits there being no fun to play with. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

You find a puddle of unidentifiable booze in the broken-off bottom of a nearby glass bottle. Your crew will probably appreciate this.
Jug.gifYou gain 1 grog
That fight was relatively exciting...
Confetti.gifYou gain 3 PirateRealm FunPoints


Occurs at Glass Island and Jungle Island