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An ear-splitting steam whistle blows and the employees of the factory flee the floor en masse.

Looks like you've got a good opportunity to burn the midnight oil, here, assuming you can get to it before the ambient temperature burns it without your intervention.

You survey the arrayed machinery.
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{{button|Use the wire puller}}
You look through your sack and can't find anything appropriate to stick into the wire puller.
*With a [[1,970 carat gold]] nugget:
You shove a gold nugget into the wire puller and turn it on.
{{acquire|item=thin gold wire}}
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{{button|Use the kiln}}
You don't have anything readily kilnable.
*With a [[New Age healing crystal]]
You grab a New Age healing crystal out of your sack and toss it into the kiln. A few moments later it has expanded into a perfectly-formed bottle!
{{acquire|item=empty lava bottle}}
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{{button|Use the squirter}}
You don't have anything appropriate for the squirter to squirt into.
*With an [[empty lava bottle]]
You shove a bottle into the receptacle of the squirter. It activates, filling the bottle with a weird translucent fluid.
{{acquire|item=full lava bottle}}
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{{button|Use the glob dyer}}
You don't have any globs. Well, you don't have any ''appropriate'' globs.

''With [[viscous lava globs]]'' leads to [[Dyer Maker]]''
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{{button|Use the bulber}}
You don't have anything bulbable enough to put into the bulber. Isn't it weird how bulber stops looking like a word the very first time you write it?

Or, with a [[glowing New Age crystal]] in inventory:

You stick a glowing New Age crystal into the bulber. True to its name, it forms the crystal into a bright-burning light bulb.
{{acquire|item=crystalline light bulb}}
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{{button|Use the chassis assembler}}
It looks like you don't have the stuff you need in order to use this machine. A diagram on a nearby poster shows a light bulb, an insulated wire, and a sheet of heatproof metal.

Or, with [[crystalline light bulb]], [[heat-resistant sheet metal]], and [[insulated gold wire]] in inventory:

You put a light bulb, an insulated wire, and a sheet of heatproof metal into the assembler and hit the button. There is some clicking, some clanking, some hissing, and some whirring, after which a fully-formed lamp chassis emerges from the machine.
{{acquire|item=LavaCo™ Lamp housing}}
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{{button|Sabotage the machine}}
You randomly flip switches and disconnect hoses until one of the factory machines blows a fuse. Take that, industry!
{{acquire|item=fused fuse}}
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{{button|Leave the machine alone}}
You aren't getting paid for this.
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Occurs at [[LavaCo™ Lamp Factory]].

==Notes==
*Leaving the machine alone does not consume a turn
*Selecting a button when you don't have the required ingredient usually allows you to select another choice. Unsuccessfully trying to "Use the chassis assembler" does not, however.