The Black Market

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The Black Market is located in the Distant Woods. To shop there, you must find explore The Black Forest until you find the store.

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Hello, and welcome to the Black Market. As always, your discretion is appreciated nearly as much as your patronage is. With what illicit purposes may we assist you today?

If you're in a Way of the Surprising Fist run:

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Items Sold

Item:		Price:
	black cherry soda	80 Meat
	Black Body™ spray	300 Meat
	black facepaint	300 Meat
	black sheepskin diploma	300 Meat
	can of black paint	1,000 Meat
	spare kidney (Bad Moon only, if you have had your kidney stolen)	2,000 Meat
	forged identification documents	5,000 Meat
	exotic parrot egg	500,000 Meat
	Red Zeppelin ticket	5,000 Meat
	Red Zeppelin ticket	1

Item effects (all last for 10 adventures)

Item	Effect Name	Effect
Black Body™ spray	Radiating Black Body™	+10% Moxie, +10% chance of Critical Hit, +3 MP to use spells/skills
black facepaint	Football Eyes	+10% Muscle, Melee Damage +15, Combat Initiative -40%
black sheepskin diploma	Erudite	+10% Mysticality, Spell Damage +15, Damage Reduction -10
can of black paint	Red Door Syndrome	So-So resistance to all elements

Notes

• Once purchased, the forged identification documents, kidney, and Red Zeppelin ticket are removed from the store.
• In a Way of the Surprising Fist run, you can buy stuff from the store only before beating the shop keeper. After beating him (he drops the required items) you only get the message:

The Black Market is empty, because you beat up the guy who ran it.

• In a Zombie Slayer run, the shopkeeper is gone, but the shop still runs:

As far as you can tell from the condition of the empty shop, the guy who runs the Black Market took off at the first sign of trouble. This is much, much less surprising than the fact that he left a lot of his merchandise behind.

Something tells you, however, that it's unwise to steal from shady criminal enterprises, so you decide to leave payment in the register, just in case.

• In a Nuclear Autumn run, the shop is unavailable:

The door of the Black Market is boarded up. You'd have thought the apocalypse would be appealing to opportunistic crooks, but apparently not.