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[[The Black Market]] is located in [[the Distant Woods]]. To shop there, you must find explore [[The Black Forest]] until you find the store.
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| [[File:suspicious2.gif]]
| Hello, and welcome to the Black Market. As always, your discretion is appreciated nearly as much as your patronage is.<br /><br />With what illicit purposes may we assist you today?
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''If you're in a [[Way of the Surprising Fist]] run:''
{{button|[[Wu Tang the Betrayer|Wait a minute... (1)]]}}
==Items Sold==
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!colspan="2"|Item:||Price:
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|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
{{StoreItem|item=black cherry soda|price=80}}
{{StoreItem|item=Black Body™ spray|price=300}}
{{StoreItem|item=black facepaint|price=300}}
{{StoreItem|item=black sheepskin diploma|price=300}}
{{StoreItem|item=can of black paint|price=1,000}}
{{StoreItem|item=spare kidney|price=2,000|desc=([[Bad Moon]] only, if you have had your kidney [[Missing Kidney|stolen]])}}
{{StoreItem|item=forged identification documents|price=5,000}}
{{StoreItem|item=exotic parrot egg|price=500,000}}
{{StoreItem|item=Red Zeppelin ticket|price=5,000}}
{{StoreItem|item=Red Zeppelin ticket|price=1|currency=priceless diamond|currImage=y}}
|}

'''Item effects''' (all last for 10 adventures)
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! style="border-bottom: 3px solid" | Item
! style="border-bottom: 3px solid" | Effect Name
! style="border-bottom: 3px solid" | Effect
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| [[Black Body™ spray]] || [[Radiating Black Body™]] || +10% [[Moxie]], +10% chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]], <font color="red">+3</font> [[MP]] to use spells/skills
|- bgcolor="#EEEEEE"
| [[black facepaint]] || [[Football Eyes]] || +10% [[Muscle]], [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15, [[Combat Initiative|Combat Initiative]] <font color=red>-40%</font>
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| [[black sheepskin diploma]] || [[Erudite]] || +10% [[Mysticality]], [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15, [[Damage Reduction]] <font color=red>-10</font>
|- bgcolor="#EEEEEE"
| [[can of black paint]] || [[Red Door Syndrome]] || So-So [[Elemental Resistance|resistance]] to all [[elements]]
|}

==Notes==
*Once purchased, the forged identification documents, kidney, and Red Zeppelin ticket are removed from the store.
*In a [[Way of the Surprising Fist]] run, you can buy stuff from the store only before [[Wu Tang the Betrayer|beating the shop keeper]]. After beating him (he drops the required items) you only get the message:
:The Black Market is empty, because you beat up the guy who ran it.
*In a [[Zombie Slayer]] run, the shopkeeper is gone, but the shop still runs:
:As far as you can tell from the condition of the empty shop, the guy who runs the Black Market took off at the first sign of trouble. This is much, much less surprising than the fact that he left a lot of his merchandise behind.
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:Something tells you, however, that it's unwise to steal from shady criminal enterprises, so you decide to leave payment in the register, just in case. 
*In a [[Nuclear Autumn]] run, the shop is unavailable:
:The door of the Black Market is boarded up. You'd have thought the apocalypse would be appealing to opportunistic crooks, but apparently not.
[[Category:Locations|Black Market, The]]
[[Category:NPC Stores|Black Market, The]]