The Artificial Wisniewski

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The Artificial Wisniewski
Monster ID 2208
Locations The Hippy Camp (Wartime)
Hit Points 2000
Attack 250
Defense 230
Initiative 60
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts shirt, leg, head, arm
Quest robo-battery
Manuel Entry
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The Artificial Wisniewski You're fighting The Artificial Wisniewski

This Guy shakes his head at you. "Nah man, nah -- I'm a lover, not a fighter. Fortunately, I have this robot I made to do my fighting for me, so you can fight that instead." He pulls a remote control out of the pocket of his bathrobe, and pushes a button.

A giant tank-like robot, painted to look like it's wearing a hawaiian shirt, clanks into view. "THAT'S JUST, LIKE, YOUR COMPUTATIVE ASSESSMENT OF THE SITUATION, DUDE," it announces.

Special Move(s):

The Artificial Wisniewski sprays you with a half-assed little stream of fire from its flamethrower arm.
HPYou lose 5 hit points. (hot damage)
The Artificial Wisniewski blasts you with a bowling ball from its large-caliber arm cannon. Kablooie!
HPYou lose 50 hit points.

After Combat

Robobattery.gifYou acquire an item: robo-battery (100% chance)*

Occurs at The Hippy Camp (Wartime) in a You, Robot run.


  • The Artificial Wisniewski's attacks rotate in sequence: two little streams of fire that do minor damage (reduced by Elemental Resistance, followed by one bowling ball that does considerably more damage (unaffected by damage reduction/absorption). They are special moves that always hit, regardless of moxie.