Taco Cat

Taco Cat
Monster ID	134
Locations	Inside the Palindome
Hit Points	145
Attack	139
Defense	131
No-Hit	149
Initiative	30
Meat	80-120
Phylum	beast
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, taco shell, tail
Drops cat appendix, catgut, taco shell
Bounty	bit of wilted lettuce
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a Taco Cat

A land where tacos evolved from cats? It's a madhouse! A madhouse!!!

Hit Message(s):

It meows at you and scratches with its claws. Well, its shell. Ever cut your gums on a tortilla chip? Yeah. Ugh! Ugh! Ooh!

It crunches you in the <shoulder> with its shell while biting you with its freakishly sharp cat fangs. Oof! Eek!

It licks you with its sandpapery tongue. After a couple of hours, it really starts to itch. Argh! Ooh!

It foams at the mouth and crunches you with its shell. Yo quiero hydrophobia. Ugh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

It hisses and spits sour cream at you, then leaps onto your head and pulls your eyelids backwards. Your eyes are opened to staggering new vistas of pain.Ouch! Ooh! Ow! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to scratch you with its shell, but only succeeds in breaking off a big chunk of it.

It tries to crunch you in the <foot>, but misses.

It tries to lick you with its sandpapery tongue, but you refuse to be licked.

It foams at the mouth and scratches with its claws, but can't break your thick skin.

Fumble Message:

It hisses at you and tries to arch its back, forgetting that its back is made of a fried corn tortilla. Its shell crumbles and it staggers off to heal. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 80-120 Meat (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*

You acquire an item: cat appendix (30.3% chance)*

You acquire an item: catgut (31.8% chance)*

You acquire an item: taco shell (30.7% chance)*

You gain 34-35 <substat>.

• If you are on the appropriate bounty hunt:

You acquire a bounty item: bit of wilted lettuce

(X of 4 found)

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Occurs Inside the Palindome.

History

• The image for this monster was silently changed on February 18, 2014, and then again on February 20:

Original	Feb 18, 2014	Feb 20, 2014

References

• This adventure references the original "Planet of the Apes" movie line, "A land where Apes evolved from men? It's a madhouse! A madhouse!"
• The attack message about foaming at the mouth references hydrophobia also known as rabies, and the Taco Bell slogan "Yo quiero Taco Bell".