| A tentacle tried to grab the electronic device as I pulled it out of my pocket, but I quickly knocked it away and settled the goggles over my eyes. Taking hold of the plug, I feinted to one side, then the other, then leapt at the access panel and slammed the plug into a randomly-selected socket, praying to every god in the Chinese pantheon that I'd picked the right one.
My vision exploded into rainbow-colored static, and a sharp buzzing filled my ears. What would this be like if I'd had the neural probes, I briefly wondered. What does rainbow static taste like?
The static faded away to white, then sky blue. I was flying through the sky, a mile above a beautiful Asian fantasy landscape. Fields of cherry trees were in bloom, gleaming white cranes wheeled below me, shimmering serpentine dragons frolicked in curlicued clouds. On the horizon, a mountain came into view, and grew larger and larger as I zoomed toward it. It was engraved with an elaborate set of swirls and unreadable Chinese characters, and below that, in small letters, "Beta Version 0.3b".
Then I slammed into it, and everything went black.
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