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|text=You twirl onto the Space Odyssey dance floor and find yourself dancing next to a pasty-skinned man dancing oddly, moving in discrete increments and making whirring and clicking noises with his mouth. Even though his mouth isn't moving...

Like white people, he only does The Robot, but unlike white people, it's not just when he's dancing -- he moves like a robot even when he's scratching his nose, or standing around between songs, or punching you in the stomach.

Hey!
|hit=He grabs you by the throat, which hurts, but he also somehow electrocutes you as he does it, which hurts even more. {{ouch|8}}

He integrates a karate chop into his dancing, clobbering your {{part}}. It feels like getting hit with a crowbar -- how is his hand so hard? {{ouch|9}}

He crushes your {{part}} between his hands like a vise. Man, this guy is ''strong''! {{ouch|8}}

|critical=
|miss=
He integrates a karate chop into his dancing, but you integrate a karate block into your own.

He tries to crush your {{part}} between his hands like a vise, but you call the vice squad and they delay him with a bunch of pointless questions.

He lurches toward you and tries to grab you by the throat, but you duck behind another dancer and confuse him.

|fumble=
}}

{{acquire|item=disco horoscope (Aquarius)|chance=?}}
{{acquire|item=disco horoscope (Aries)|chance=?}}
{{acquire|item=disco horoscope (Cancer)|chance=?}}
{{acquire|item=disco horoscope (Capricorn)|chance=?}}
{{acquire|item=disco horoscope (Gemini)|chance=?}}
{{acquire|item=disco horoscope (Leo)|chance=?}}
{{acquire|item=disco horoscope (Libra)|chance=?}}
{{acquire|item=disco horoscope (Pisces)|chance=?}}
{{acquire|item=disco horoscope (Sagittarius)|chance=?}}
{{acquire|item=disco horoscope (Scorpio)|chance=?}}
{{acquire|item=disco horoscope (Taurus)|chance=?}}
{{acquire|item=disco horoscope (Virgo)|chance=?}}
{{acquire|item=discocktail|chance=?}}
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Occurs at [[The Space Odyssey Discotheque]].

==Notes==
*Horoscopes are [[Conditional Drops]], and only one horoscope is dropped at a time.
*[[Discocktail]]s started dropping on October 20, 2013.