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This holiday is for the remembrance of Sneaky Pete the Redundantly Sneaky, one of three archetypal elders who shaped the Kingdom into what it is today. (Whether or not we should thank them for it is still up for grabs.)

On this day, everyone gathers in bars to swap stories about the sneaky, underhanded tricks they've pulled on people, while drinking copious amounts of green beer. The parties are generally quite memorable, or at least they ''would'' be, if anyone were able to remember them.

The green beer's pretty nasty, but it's expeditious, and it's said that Sneaky Pete himself invented the recipe. Which, all things considered, might have been his final, enduring prank. Oh, and few people know this, but Sneaky Pete's not a saint -- the "St." in the holiday name stands for "Street."

==Details==

The Kingdom's version of [[Wikipedia:Saint Patrick's Day|Saint Patrick's Day]].  It also incorporates several elements of [[Wikipedia:Mardi Gras|Mardi Gras]].

On St. Sneaky Pete's Day you can [[cocktailcrafting|cocktailcraft]] {{plural|green beer}} and purchase them from [[The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery]]. You can also [[meatpasting|meatpaste]] {{plural|green marshmallow}}, if you have some {{plural|marshmallow}} left over from last [[Yuletide]]. And then save them for next Yuletide, because you can't eat 'em raw and you can't [[marshmallow bomb|roast]] 'em until then.

Also on this holiday, you can drink green beer while you are "falling down drunk" for up to 10 [[drunkenness]] points past your normal limit.  When your drunkenness [[#Notes|meets or exceeds 26]], the normal [[Drunken Stupor]] adventures are replaced with special [[St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor]] adventures.

==Dates==
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day I''': March 17, 2005 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Jarlsuary 8, Year 9]]) 
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day II''': June 21, 2005 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Jarlsuary 8, Year 10]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day III''': October 6, 2005 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 11]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day IV''': January 10, 2006 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 12]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day V''': March 17, 2006 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Boozember 5, Year 12]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day VI''' ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Oyster Day]]): April 16, 2006 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 13]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day VII''': July 21, 2006 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 14]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day VIII''': October 25, 2006 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 15]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day IX''': January 29, 2007 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 16]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day X''': March 17-18, 2007 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Carlvember 2-3, Year 16]]), and early April 3, 2007 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Boozember 3, Year 16]]) due to a bug - see below.
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XI''': May 5, 2007 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 17]]), and early August 9, 2007 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 18]]) accidentally.
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XII''': August 9, 2007 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 18]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XIII''': November 13, 2007 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 19]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XIV''': February 17, 2008 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 20]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XV''': March 17, 2008 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Bill 8, Year 20]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XVI''': May 23, 2008 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 21]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XVII''': August 27, 2008 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 22]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XVIII''': December 1, 2008 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 23]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XIX''': March 7, 2009 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 24]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XX''': March 17, 2009 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Petember 4, Year 24]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXI''': [[April_Fools'_Day#2009|April 1, 2009]] ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Bill 4, Year 24]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXII''': June 11, 2009 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 25]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXIII''': September 15, 2009 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 26]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXIV''': December 20, 2009 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 27]]) 
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXV''': March 17, 2010 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankruary 2, Year 28]]) 
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXVI''': March 26, 2010 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 28]]) 	
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXVII''': June 30, 2010 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 29]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXVIII''': October 4, 2010 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 30]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXIX''': January 8, 2011 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 31]]) 
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXX''' ([[Drunksgiving]]): March 17, 2011 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Boozember 7, Year 31]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXXI''': April 14, 2011 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 32]]) 
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXXII''': July 19, 2011 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 33]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXXIII''': October 23, 2011 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 34]]) 
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXXIV''': January 27, 2012 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 35]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXXV''': March 17, 2012 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Carlvember 5, Year 35]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXXVI''': May 2, 2012 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 36]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXXVII''': August 6, 2012 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 37]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXXVIII''': November 10, 2012 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 38]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXXIX''': February 14, 2013 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 39]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XL''': March 17, 2013 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Bor 2, Year 39]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XLI''': May 21, 2013 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 40]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XLII''': August 25, 2013 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 41]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XLIII''': November 29, 2013 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 42]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XLIV''': March 5, 2014 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 43]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XLV''': March 17, 2014 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|April 7, Year 43]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XLVI''': June 9, 2014 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 44]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XLVII''': September 13, 2014 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 45]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XLVIII''': December 18, 2014 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 46]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XLIX''': March 17, 2015 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 47]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day L''': March 24, 2015 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 47]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LI''': June 28, 2015 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 48]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LII''': October 2, 2015 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 49]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LIII''': January 6, 2016 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 50]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LIV''': March 17, 2016 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Dougtember 2, Year 50]]) 
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LV''': April 11, 2016 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 51]]) 
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LVI''': July 16, 2016 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 52]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LVII''': October 20, 2016 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 53]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LVIII''': January 24, 2017 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 54]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LIX''': March 17, 2017 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Carlvember 7, Year 54]]) 
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's DayLX''': April 30, 2017 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 55]]) 
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's DayLXI''': August 4, 2017 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 56]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's DayLXII''': November 08, 2017 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 57]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXIII''': February 12, 2018 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 58]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXIV''' ([[Dependence Day|Dependence Day LII]]): March 17, 2018 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Bor 4, Year 58]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXV''': May 19, 2018 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 59]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXVI''': August 23, 2018 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 60]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXVII''': November 27, 2018 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 61]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXVIII''': March 3, 2019 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 62]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXIX''': March 17, 2019 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Martinus 1, Year 62]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXX''': June 7, 2019 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 63]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXXI''': September 11, 2019 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 64]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXXIII''': December 16, 2019 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 65]]) 
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXXIV''': March 17, 2020 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankruary 7, Year 66]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXXV''': March 21, 2020 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 66]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXXVI''': June 25, 2020 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 67]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXXVII''': September 29, 2020 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 68]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXXVIII''': January 3, 2021 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 69]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXXIX''' ([[Yuletide|Yuletide LI]]): March 17, 2021 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Dougtember 4, Year 69]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXXX''': April 9, 2021 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 70]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXXXI''': July 14, 2021 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 71]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXXXII''': October 18, 2021 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 72]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXXXIII''': January 22, 2022 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 73]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXXXIV''': March 17, 2022 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Porktober 1, Year 73]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXXXV''': April 28, 2022 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 74]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXXXVI''': August 2, 2022 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 75]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXXXVII''': November 6, 2022 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 76]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXXXVIII''': February 10, 2023 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 77]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXXXIX''': March 17, 2023 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Bor 6, Year 77]])
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day XC''': May 17, 2023 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 78]]) (''predicted'')
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*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day''': August 21, 2023 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 79]]) (''predicted'')
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day''': November 25, 2023 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 80]]) (''predicted'')
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day''': February 29, 2024 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 81]]) (''predicted'')
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day''': March 17, 2024 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Martinus 4, Year 81]]) (''predicted'')
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day''': June 4, 2024 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 82]]) (''predicted'')
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day''': September 8, 2024 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 83]]) (''predicted'')
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day''': December 13, 2024 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 84]]) (''predicted'')
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day''': March 17, 2025 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 1, Year 85]]) (''predicted'')
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day''': March 19, 2025 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 85]]) (''predicted'')
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day''': June 23, 2025 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 86]]) (''predicted'')
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day''': September 27, 2025 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 87]]) (''predicted'')
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day''': January 1, 2026 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 88]]) (''predicted'')
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day''': March 17, 2026 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Dougtember 6, Year 88]]) (''predicted'')
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day''': April 7, 2026 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 89]]) (''predicted'')
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day''': July 12, 2026 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 90]]) (''predicted'')
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day''': October 16, 2026 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 91]]) (''predicted'')
*'''St. Sneaky Pete's Day''': January 20, 2027 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 3, Year 92]])  (''predicted'')
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==Special Items==
*{{InlineItem|green beer}}
*{{InlineItem|string of blue beads}}, [[string of green beads]], [[string of red beads]]

===St. Sneaky Pete's Day I - V===
{{InlineItem|cheap plastic bottle opener}} + 1 traffic cone:

{| style="border: 1px solid gray" cellspacing="4" cellpadding="4"
|- style="background-color: #EEEEEE"
! colspan="2" | Color
! Availability
! colspan="2" | Enchantments
|-
| style="background-color: orange" | [[Image:cone.gif|link=orange traffic cone]]
| [[orange traffic cone]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day I
| Moxie +3
| So-So Spooky Resistance
|-
| style="background-color: yellow" | [[Image:cone.gif|link=yellow traffic cone]]
| [[yellow traffic cone]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day II
| Moxie +3
| So-So Sleaze Resistance
|-
| style="background-color: red" | [[Image:cone.gif|link=red traffic cone]]
| [[red traffic cone]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day III
| Moxie +3
| So-So Cold Resistance
|-
| style="background-color: green" | [[Image:cone.gif|link=green traffic cone]]
| [[green traffic cone]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day IV
| Moxie +3
| So-So Stench Resistance
|-
| style="background-color: blue" | [[Image:cone.gif|link=blue traffic cone]]
| [[blue traffic cone]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day V
| Moxie +3
| So-So Hot Resistance
|}

===St. Sneaky Pete's Day VI ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Oyster Day]])===
*{{InlineItem|portable corkscrew}}
*{{InlineItem|St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket}}, containing
**{{InlineItem|fake plastic grass}}, craftable into
**:The [[Image:grasshat.gif|link=grass hat]] [[Image:grassblade.gif|link=grass blade]] [[Image:grassskirt.gif|link=grass skirt]] [[Grass Guise]], for which the [[The Dirt-Walled Hovel of the Pretentious Artist|Pretentious Artist]] grants
**:the [[Image:eggtat.gif|link=Oyster Egg Tattoo]] [[Oyster Egg Tattoo]]

===St. Sneaky Pete's Day VII===
{{InlineItem|portable corkscrew}} + 1 ribbon:

{| style="border: 1px solid gray" cellspacing="4" cellpadding="4"
|- style="background-color: #EEEEEE"
! colspan="2" | Color
! Availability
! Enchantments
|-
| style="background-color: blue" | [[Image:blueribbon.gif|link=blue ribbon]]
| [[blue ribbon]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day VII
| Maximum HP +5
|}

===St. Sneaky Pete's Day VIII - X, XII - XIV ===
{{InlineItem|flashing novelty button}} + glowsticks:

{| style="border: 1px solid gray" cellspacing="4" cellpadding="4"
|- style="background-color: #EEEEEE"
! colspan="2" | Color
! Availability
! colspan="2" | Enchantments
|-
| style="background-color: orange" | [[Image:glowstick.gif|link=orange glowstick]]
| [[orange glowstick]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day VIII
| Moxie -3
| Maximum MP +5
|-
| style="background-color: green" | [[Image:glowstick.gif|link=green glowstick]]
| [[green glowstick]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day IX
| Moxie -3
| Maximum MP +5
|-
| style="background-color: magenta" | [[Image:glowstick.gif|link=pink glowstick]]
| [[pink glowstick]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day X
| Moxie -3
| Maximum MP +5
|-
| style="background-color: yellow" | [[Image:glowstick.gif|link=yellow glowstick]]
| [[yellow glowstick]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day XII
| Moxie -3
| Maximum MP +5
|-
| style="background-color: blue" | [[Image:glowstick.gif|link=blue glowstick]]
| [[blue glowstick]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day XIII
| Moxie -3
| Maximum MP +5
|-
| style="background-color: purple" | [[Image:glowstick.gif|link=purple glowstick]]
| [[purple glowstick]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day XIV
| Moxie -3
| Maximum MP +5
|}

===St. Sneaky Pete's Day XI ([[Cinco de Mayo]])===
{{InlineItem|tin star}}
:{{InlineItem|outrageous sombrero}}
{{InlineItem|"Humorous" T-shirt}}

===St. Sneaky Pete's Day XV - XXII=== 
{{InlineItem|tattered paper crown}} + king cakes
{| style="border: 1px solid gray" cellspacing="4" cellpadding="4"
|- style="background-color: #EEEEEE"
! colspan="2" | Flavor
! Availability
! colspan="2" | Produces Baby?
! Enchantments
|-
| style="background-color: ivory" | [[Image:kingcake.gif|link=vanilla-frosted king cake]]
| [[vanilla-frosted king cake]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day XV
| style="background-color: pink" | [[Image:tpbaby.gif|link=pink plastic baby]]
| [[pink plastic baby]]
| Maximum HP/MP +5
|-
| style="background-color: yellow" | [[Image:kingcake.gif|link=banana-frosted king cake]]
| [[banana-frosted king cake]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day XVI-XVII
| style="background-color: brown" | [[Image:tpbaby.gif|link=brown plastic baby]]
| [[brown plastic baby]]
| Maximum HP/MP +5
|-
| style="background-color: blue" | [[Image:kingcake.gif|link=blueberry-frosted king cake]]
| [[blueberry-frosted king cake]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day XVIII
| style="background-color: blue" | [[Image:tpbaby.gif|link=blue plastic baby]]
| [[blue plastic baby]]
| Maximum HP/MP +5
|-
|style="background-color: black" | [[Image:kingcake.gif|link=chocolate-frosted king cake]]
| [[chocolate-frosted king cake]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day XIX-XXII
| style="background-color: red" | [[Image:tpbaby.gif|link=red plastic baby]]
| [[red plastic baby]]
| Maximum HP/MP +5 
|}

===St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXIII - XXVIII===
{{InlineItem|wad of cotton}} + 1 traffic sign shield:

{| style="border: 1px solid gray" cellspacing="4" cellpadding="4"
|- style="background-color: #EEEEEE"
! colspan="2" | Sign
! Availability
! colspan="2" | Enchantments
|-
| style="background-color: yellow" | [[Image:shield_yield.gif|link=yield shield]]
| [[yield shield]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXIII 
| Damage Reduction: 6
| Damage Absorption +10
|-
| style="background-color: black" | [[Image:shield_55.gif|link=speed limit shield]]
| [[speed limit shield]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXIV
| Damage Reduction: 6
| Damage Absorption +10
|-
| style="background-color: #E17000" | [[Image:shield_detard.gif|link=detour shield]]
| [[detour shield]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXV
| Damage Reduction: 6
| Damage Absorption +10
|-
| style="background-color: #FECB00" | [[Image:shield_sww.gif|link=slippery when wet shield]]
| [[slippery when wet shield]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXVI
| Damage Reduction: 6
| Damage Absorption +10
|-
| style="background-color: #FECB00" | [[Image:shield_rrcross.gif|link=rxr shield]]
| [[rxr shield]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXVII
| Damage Reduction: 6
| Damage Absorption +10
|-
| style="background-color: red" | [[Image:shield_stop.gif|link=stop shield]]
| [[stop shield]]
| St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXVIII
| Damage Reduction: 6
| Damage Absorption +10
|}

===St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXIX - Present===
*See [[St. Sneaky Pete's Day Tattoo]] for more details.

===St. Sneaky Pete's Day LXIV / Dependence Day LII===
Amidst green explosions on the [[Locations|main map]], {{plural|green rocket}} were sold in [[The General Store]].
{| cellspacing="4" cellpadding="4" style="border: 1px solid gray;"
|-
| style="background-color: green;" | [[File:bottlerocket.gif|link=green rocket]]
| [[green rocket]]
| style="text-align:center;" | {{acquire|item=ten-leaf clover|num=3}}
|}

==Notes==
*'''''[[Jick]] has indicated on the radio shows that his creative juices have dried up over the question of "stuff you wake up with after a night of drunken revelry" and that the tattoo will be the only reward until they start to flow again.'''''
** [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showpost.php?p=4153023&postcount=1 19 March 2012]:
*** Question: Will SSPD always have the tattoo?
*** Jick: No. I, personally, am fine with it becoming something static, until/unless we have a really good idea for that, as we've plumbed the depths of that.
*** Skullhead: The idea was to keep the encounter going, regardless. Old stuff stays out.
** [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showpost.php?p=4155728&postcount=1 22 March 2012]:
*** Jick: I don't know what the right approach is... we could just say there's nothing new until we tell you otherwise, but then we'll forget. We can just announce new stuff.
*** Riff: We will forget, though.
*** Jick: Most of the holidays have not changed in years.
*[[Jick|He]] has also said that none of the special "reward" items ([[orange traffic cone|orange]], [[yellow traffic cone|yellow]], [[red traffic cone|red]], [[green traffic cone|green]], and [[blue traffic cone]]) will be available again on future [[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]]s.
*<s>On this holiday, [[The Hermitage]] will have a total of 5 [[ten-leaf clover]]s, or 6 if you have used a [[hermit script]].  This is one (or two) more than the usual maximum of 4 clovers.  Characters still in ronin or hardcore will still see their available clovers reduced by up to 2, but this still gives them one more clover than is normally possible.  Characters under a [[Bad Moon]] sign will not have any clovers available.</s>
*In order to get into [[St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor]], you must get your [[drunkenness]] up to 26 by any method.  Such methods include:
**Drinking {{plural|green beer}}, which may be drunk while you are <= 10 past your normal drunkenness limit (before or after [[Liver of Steel]]) (i.e. up to 25 without Liver, or 30 with -- so you'd need Liver to reach SSPD Stupor this way)
***During SSPD, green beer is always the daily special at [[The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery]].
**Using the [[Dungeons of Doom potion]] which gives 1-3 points of drunkenness
**Using {{plural|Yummy Tummy bean}}, which might give 1 point of drunkenness
**Using a [[668 scroll]], one result of which gives 10 points of drunkenness
**Eating a drunki-bear ([[green drunki-bear]], [[red drunki-bear]], [[yellow drunki-bear]]), which gives 4 points of drunkenness, but requires 4 fullness
**Drinking a [[jar of squeeze]] while your drunkenness is at 19
**Drinking a [[bucket of wine]] while your drunkenness is at 16
**In [[Bad Moon]], drinking to at least 12 drunkenness, then getting the [[Surprising!]] adventure in the [[Noob Cave]].
*Once you reach at least 26 drunkenness, you will have "[[St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor]]" adventures instead of the standard "[[Drunken Stupor]]" adventures.
*Up until Sneaky Pete's day XI, strings of beads would only drop for female characters. On Sneaky Pete's day XII and XIII, they only dropped for males.
*St. Sneaky Pete's Day X lasted two days for the reason given in this [[History of Loathing (2007)#March 17, 2007|March 17, 2007]] announcement: "Happy St. Sneaky Pete's Day! Sorry it's late -- to make it up to the people who missed it last night after rollover, the entire day of tomorrow will also be St. Sneaky Pete's Day."
*According to dev team member JLE, the April 3, 2007 SSPD happened by accident; Jick pushed the button for St. Sneaky Pete's Day on the right day of the wrong month. Subsequently, the off-season SSPD was aborted sometime late in the morning of April 3. Jick himself said on the forums, "When I edited the code to make it stay SSPD for an extra day after the real St. Patrick's Day, I messed up and used the wrong variable name."
*On St. Sneaky Pete's Day XI "Cinco de Mayo", the day's items were coded to drop only once for each player.  Due to the non-tradable flag turned off by mistake, trading or putting the items into the clan stash allowed players to farm.  Several SSPD XI items made it into the mall before this was corrected.
*St Sneaky Pete's Day XII was briefly a repeat of the previous "Cinco De Mayo", with the same adventures and item drops. This was fixed after a couple of hours, allowing the [[yellow glowstick]] to drop in an otherwise "normal" manner.
*St Sneaky Pete's Day XVII was a repeat of XVI, with the same items and adventures.  The error was not caught until late in the day, and not corrected as doing so would leave out those who had already used up their adventures before the fix.

==References==
*Sneaky Pete, besides being one of the legendary figures in the annals of the Kingdom, is any cheap or homemade liquor laced with a narcotic.
*The line about the beer being "nasty, but expeditious" is a reference to the Powdermilk Biscuit commercials on ''A Prairie Home Companion'' ("Heavens, they're tasty and expeditious").

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