Spooky gravy fairy warlock

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Spooky gravy fairy warlock
Monster ID 261
Locations The Spooky Gravy Barrow
Hit Points 50
Attack 60
Defense 54
No-Hit 70
Initiative 60
Meat None
Phylum plant
Elements spooky
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, stem
Drops
enchanted toothpick, spooky mushroom
Manuel spooky gravy fairy warlock hat
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
spooky gravy fairy warlock You're fighting a spooky gravy fairy warlock

You are suddenly attacked by one of the spooky denizens of the Spooky Gravy Barrow: a Spooky Gravy Fairy Warlock. He's wearing a spooky black skullcap, a spooky black robe, and is cackling at you in an especially spooky manner. Spooky, spooky, spooky!

Hit Message(s):

Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Eek! Ugh! Ooh! (spooky damage)

The Spooky Gravy Fairy Warlock casts Ray of Psilocybin at you! The colors, man. The colors. Ooh! Ow! Ow! (spooky damage)

The Spooky Gravy Fairy Warlock casts Cone of Fire Ants! (After that, maybe he'll throw bees at you. Bees are scary.) Argh! Ugh! Eek! (spooky damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He casts Stream of Flesh-Eating Bacteria at you. The bacteria eat a tunnel from your <shoulder> to your <arse>. A tunnel of pain. Eek! Eek! Ooh! Ouch! (spooky damage)

Miss Message(s):

The Spooky Gravy Fairy Warlock gets tongue-tied while chanting and summons a Bee of Rays.

The Spooky Gravy Fairy Warlock casts Ray of Chafing at your <skull>, but you deftly step out of the way.

He waves his wand at you, but it sputters ineffectually. You tell him it's okay, and that you can just 'cuddle.'

Fumble Message:

The Warlock casts Cloud of Termites at you, but the termites immediately swarm back toward his wand, and he has to dispel them. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Toothpick.gifYou acquire an item: enchanted toothpick (7.6% chance)*
Spooshroom.gifYou acquire an item: spooky mushroom (39.7% chance)*
You gain 15 <substat>.

Occurs at The Spooky Gravy Barrow.

References

  • The attack, "Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!" is likely a reference to this video, which was mentioned several times on the Jick and Skullhead radio show.
  • The Cone of Fire Ants attack message is a reference to the Squee books by Jhonen Vasquez. One of the Meanwhile... segments included in the compilation book is an advertisement for "Tickle Me Hellmo", a toy that offers many stages of pain and torment for the "child that won't stop ticklin' that kooky doll", including spitting fire ants "and maybe bees, because bees are scary".
  • Psilocybin is a hallucinogenic substance contained in "magic mushrooms".