Smoke monster

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Smoke monster
Monster ID 1639
Locations The Deep Dark Jungle
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Moxie+5
Defense Player's Muscle+5
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum weird
Elements spooky
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, body, cigarette, head
Drops
transdermal smoke patch, smoker's cloak
Quest pack of smokes
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
smoke monster You're fighting a smoke monster

A mysterious vaguely human-shaped cloud of smoke drifts toward you, eerily silent, unnerving in its purposefulness. What could it be? What does it mean? What does it want? Your arms and legs break out in goosebumps as you watch it glide towards you.

Then the effect is somewhat spoiled when the creature emits a hacking, chest-rattling, explosive series of coughs. "Hey, buddy, got a light?" a perfectly normal (if somewhat phlegmy) voice says from within the cloud. "Eh, never mind, found my matches. Let me just take a coupla drags, here, and then I can beat you down."

Hit Message(s):

A knee emerges from the cloud, but its owner can't see you through his smokescreen. Argh! Ooh! Ouch!

The glowing ember of a cigarette butt flies out of the cloud and hits you in the eye. Oof! Ooh! Ooh!

A fist emerges from the cloud and punches you in the shoulder. Ouch! Ooh! Ouch!

The man in the cloud stomps out a cigarette butt which he had just thrown onto your instep. Ugh! Eek! Argh!

A foot emerges from the cloud and kicks you in the <kidney>. Oof! Ouch! Eek!

He wafts his cloud of smoke at you. You cough until you taste blood. Ouch! Argh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

The man inside the cloud grabs you and pulls you close, suffocating you in the nauseating, grimy smoke. You try to hold your breath, but you get dizzy and inhale, then collapse. Kids, don't smoke. Argh! Eek! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

A knee emerges from the cloud, but its owner can't see you through his smokescreen.

He flicks a cigarette butt at you, but you get your butt out of the way.

He wafts his cloud of smoke at you, but you thank him for not smoking.

A fist emerges from the cloud, but the smoking man can't find his target through the smoke cloud.

A foot emerges from the cloud, but the owner has a coughing fit before he can connect.

The man in the cloud stomps out a cigarette butt and immediately lights a new one.

Fumble Message:

The man inside the cloud has another long coughing jag, then takes a minute to chew on some nicotine gum so he can stop chain smoking for a few seconds. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 23-29 Meat.
Smokepatch.gifYou acquire an item: transdermal smoke patch (15% chance)*
Smokes.gifYou acquire an item: pack of smokes (% chance)*
Smokes.gifYou acquire an item: pack of smokes (% chance)*
Smokes.gifYou acquire an item: pack of smokes (% chance)*
Smokecloak.gifYou acquire an item: smoker's cloak (% chance)*

Occurs at The Deep Dark Jungle.

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