Slippery elm house

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Slippery elm house
Monster ID 1479
Locations Unleash Your Inner Wolf
Hit Points 75*(Houses encountered+1)
Attack 0
Defense 0
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements sleaze
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts Indeterminate
Manuel Entry
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slippery elm house You're fighting a slippery elm house

This is a house made of the wood of the slippery elm, a tree with sap so slick it can be used for ... uh... silencing creaky door hinges. It's pretty gross stuff, and hard to get off your hands, so you'd have to be a pretty twisted sister to build a whole house out of it.

A pig slides out, sticks his tongue out at you, and moons you with his curly tail. Your inner wolf ponders how it can devour these pigs without getting any tree-lube on him.

Hit Message(s):

A greasy pig eating a greasy roast beef sandwich puts his greasy snout right on your <nipple>. Yuck. Ooh! (sleaze damage)

A slippery pig slides out of the house and plants one greasy trotter right on your butt. Eek! (sleaze damage)

The pig eating roast beef slides out of the house and drools on you. Ick. Ooh! (sleaze damage)

A pig covered in mud, oil, and god-knows-what-else runs out of the house and gives you a big hug.Oof! (sleaze damage)

A greased pig comes sliding out of the slippery elm house. He's pretty hard to catch, and when you do, you wish you hadn't tried. Oof! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

A few of the pigs have an oiled-up wrestling match in front of you, then around you, then on top of you. Yick. Ugh! (sleaze damage)

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

After Combat

Your inner wolf is really doing his part to clean up this town.
Trophy.gif +2 Pigs Evicted!

Occurs at Unleash Your Inner Wolf.