Slippery elm house
|Slippery elm house|
|Locations||Unleash Your Inner Wolf|
|Hit Points||75*(Houses encountered+1)|
This is a house made of the wood of the slippery elm, a tree with sap so slick it can be used for ... uh... silencing creaky door hinges. It's pretty gross stuff, and hard to get off your hands, so you'd have to be a pretty twisted sister to build a whole house out of it.
A pig slides out, sticks his tongue out at you, and moons you with his curly tail. Your inner wolf ponders how it can devour these pigs without getting any tree-lube on him.
A slippery pig slides out of the house and plants one greasy trotter right on your butt. Eek! (sleaze damage)
The pig eating roast beef slides out of the house and drools on you. Ick. Ooh! (sleaze damage)
A pig covered in mud, oil, and god-knows-what-else runs out of the house and gives you a big hug.Oof! (sleaze damage)
A greased pig comes sliding out of the slippery elm house. He's pretty hard to catch, and when you do, you wish you hadn't tried. Oof! (sleaze damage)
A few of the pigs have an oiled-up wrestling match in front of you, then around you, then on top of you. Yick. Ugh! (sleaze damage)
- Your inner wolf is really doing his part to clean up this town.
Occurs at Unleash Your Inner Wolf.