Slime blob

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Slime blob
Monster ID 2097
Locations When wearing an "I Voted!" sticker
Hit Points 75% of its Defense
Attack Player's Moxie + 2 (cap at 1 000)
Defense Player's Muscle + 2 (cap at 1 000)
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum slime
Elements sleaze
Resistance 50%
Monster Parts blob, ooze, slime
black slime glob, green slime glob, orange slime glob
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
slime blob You're fighting a slime blob

The mayor's research program studying the effects of widespread vampirism seems to be underway. Looks like they started with relatively simple animals, like amoebas. Consequently, you're fighting a giant vampire amoeba.


So it turns out the fuel refining process the new alien mayor has started up does have one notable waste product: big wads of poisonous slime. Sentient big wads of poisonous slime. So uh, that's a thing.


So it turns out the "decorations" for Ich'Xuul'kor the Good and Normal's welcoming are ambulatory blobs of sentient, caustic slime. Where's he from, anyway? New Jersey?


Uh-oh, it looks like one of the new garbage-eating sanitation slimes has gone rogue. Well, I say 'gone', but they all pretty much started out rogue.


This blob of magical lard doesn't seem to like you very much. Maybe the Pork Elves used them as watchdogs, and you don't smell like a Pork Elf? I guess that's as good a guess as any.

Hit Message(s):

The slime flaps a pseudopod at you, and some drips go right in your eye! Ouch! Ouch! Ooh!

The slime hits you with some of... well, itself. Ooh! Ouch! Argh!

The slime oozes onto your head, buring it with acidic sludge. Why did you stand still for that? Ooh! Ugh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

The slime squirts a jet of corrosive fluit out of its eye! ...Wait, is that an eye? I guess it could be a mouth. Or a nipple. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ouch! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

The slime flaps its pseudopods ineffectually. Guess it should've gotten some real ones.

The slime throws a glob of itself at you and misses. So it has to go retrieve it.

The slime tries to ooze onto you, but you step away.

Fumble Message:

The slime wobbles unpleasantly at you. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Vglob3.gifYou acquire an item: black slime glob (1% chance)*
Vglob1.gifYou acquire an item: green slime glob (20% chance)*
Vglob2.gifYou acquire an item: orange slime glob (40% chance)*
You gain some <substat>.

Occurs every 11 adventures, if wearing an "I Voted!" sticker.