Shaky clown

Shaky clown
Monster ID	285
Locations	The "Fun" House
Hit Points	16
Attack	19
Defense	17
No-Hit	29
Initiative	80
Meat	16-24
Phylum	horror
Elements	sleaze
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops big red clown nose, bloody clown pants, bottle of gin, bottle of rum, bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of whiskey, boxed wine, clown skin
Bounty	empty greasepaint tube
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a shaky clown

This is a clown from a circus where all of the elephants are pink. His eyes are bloodshot, he moves in more of a stagger than a swagger, and his breath... Oh, man. His breath.

Hit Message(s):

He walks all over your face as though it were a doormat. Ooh! Ow! (sleaze damage)

He beats you like a red-headed stepchild who is also a mime. Argh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

The clown grabs a nearby toilet and slams your head in the lid. Yech. Ow! Ooh! (sleaze damage)

The clown hits you over the head with a plate of beef. White... powdery... beef. Ouch! Ouch! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

The clown whistles and snaps his fingers. Out of nowhere, four more shaky clowns emerge from behind a nearby tree (how did they all fit back there?) and proceed to beat you senseless. Ow! Argh! (sleaze damage)

Miss Message(s):

He tries to use you as a doormat, but you swiftly roll out of the way.

He tries to hit you in the face with a pie, but gets distracted by a nearby mime and misses.

The clown asks you to join a club that doesn't sound funny at all. You decline.

The clown asks you what time it is. You answer him, and he gets nervous and walks away.

Fumble Message:

He lurches toward you, but his big red nose falls off and he has to crawl around trying to pick it back up. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

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You acquire an item: big red clown nose (14.9% chance)*

You acquire an item: bloody clown pants (15.4% chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of gin (10.2% chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of rum (10.0% chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of tequila (10.0% chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of vodka (10.3% chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey (10.3% chance)*

You acquire an item: boxed wine (10.0% chance)*

You acquire an item: clown skin (9.9% chance)*

• If you are on the appropriate bounty hunt:

You acquire an item: empty greasepaint tube (100% chance)*

You gain 4 <substat>.

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Occurs at The "Fun" House.

References

• This monster refers to the movie and character "Shakes the Clown", creations of comedian Bobcat Goldthwait.
• The first line of the monster's description alludes to the stereotypical Delirium tremens hallucination of seeing pink elephants, as made famous by the song "Pink Elephants on Parade" from the Disney movie Dumbo.