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{{battle|text=This is a clown from a circus where all of the elephants are pink. His eyes are bloodshot, he moves in more of a stagger than a swagger, and his breath... Oh, man. His breath.
|hit=He walks all over your face as though it were a doormat. {{ouch|2}} {{element|sleaze}}

He beats you like a red-headed stepchild who is also a mime. {{ouch|2}} {{element|sleaze}}

The clown grabs a nearby toilet and slams your head in the lid. Yech. {{ouch|2}} {{element|sleaze}}

The clown hits you over the head with a plate of beef. White... powdery... beef. {{ouch|2}} {{element|sleaze}}
|miss=He tries to use you as a doormat, but you swiftly roll out of the way.

He tries to hit you in the face with a pie, but gets distracted by a nearby mime and misses.

The clown asks you to join a club that doesn't sound funny at all. You decline.

The clown asks you what time it is. You answer him, and he gets nervous and walks away.
|critical=The clown whistles and snaps his fingers. Out of nowhere, four more shaky clowns emerge from behind a nearby tree (how did they all fit back there?) and proceed to beat you senseless. {{ouch|2}} {{element|sleaze}}
|fumble=He lurches toward you, but his big red nose falls off and he has to crawl around trying to pick it back up.}}
{{meat|Mval=20}
{{acquire|item=big red clown nose|chance=14.9%}}
{{acquire|item=bloody clown pants|chance=15.4%}}
{{acquire|item=bottle of gin|chance=10.2%}}
{{acquire|item=bottle of rum|chance=10.0%}}
{{acquire|item=bottle of tequila|chance=10.0%}}
{{acquire|item=bottle of vodka|chance=10.3%}}
{{acquire|item=bottle of whiskey|chance=10.3%}}
{{acquire|item=boxed wine|chance=10.0%}}
{{acquire|item=clown skin|chance=9.9%}}
*If you are on the appropriate [[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack|bounty hunt]]:
{{acquire|item=empty greasepaint tube|chance=100%}}
{{stat|4}}
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Occurs at [[The "Fun" House]].

==References==
*This monster refers to the movie and character "[[Wikipedia:Shakes the Clown|Shakes the Clown]]", creations of comedian [[Wikipedia:Bobcat Goldthwait|Bobcat Goldthwait]].
*The first line of the monster's description alludes to the stereotypical [[Wikipedia:Delirium tremens|Delirium tremens]] hallucination of seeing pink elephants, as made famous by the song "[[Wikipedia: Pink Elephants On Parade|Pink Elephants on Parade]]" from the Disney movie ''[[Wikipedia:Dumbo|Dumbo]]''.