Sebaceous shield

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sebaceous shield
sebaceous shield

This is a sewer turtle wrapped up in bum skin. The combination of faint sewer stench and pronounced hobo grease (it's pronounced "hoe-boe greese") makes it a lot less likely that enemies will want to hit you.

Type: off-hand item (shield)
Damage Reduction: 2
Muscle Required: 2
Selling Price: 40 Meat.

+1 Stench Damage
+1 Sleaze Damage


(In-game plural: sebaceous shields)
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Item number: 2248
Description ID: 122533173
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Recipe

Hatpants.gif sewer turtle bum cheek
Equals.gif sebaceous shield

See Also

References

  • The item's name is a reference to the sebaceous gland, otherwise known as the oil gland in the skin.
  • The line "it's pronounced hoe-boe greese" is a reference to the Lynyrd Skynyrd album Pronounced leh-nerd skin-nerd.
  • The pronounced hobo grease / pronounced hoe-boe greese is also a pun because the first "pruh-nounst" is spoken a little differently than the second "prə-nounst'".

Collection

TOP 10 sebaceous shield collections
1. LAMPayatot - 400 | 2. Pastahead - 139 | 3. Darkling - 100 | 4. Artie Effham - 53 | 5. TheFatMan - 50
6. Mistress of the Obvious - 44 | 7. Nikademus - 42 | 8. Phantoom - 34 | 9. TurtleGirlPower - 27 | 10. Raidenx434 - 26
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings