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{{adventuretop|name=Screwing Around!|num=585}}
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The inside of the swimming pool is a 10x5 grid, with labelled current avatars of all clan members presently screwing around half-visible above the water.

==Pool activities==
*'''Up''', '''Down''', '''Left''' and '''Right''' move the player one square in respective direction. Buttons which would move the player into the pool wall become invisible. Attempting to move into a square currently occupied by another clan member displays a comment bubble with the message
:<center>Ouch! Bumped into ''clannie''</center>
*'''Say''' displays the entered message (up to 30 characters long) in a speech bubble
*'''Handstand''' flips the avatar upside down and causes anything the player says to be replaced with "blub blub blub". Choosing '''Stand Up''' returns the player to his or her original state. Furthermore, doing a handstand allows the player to '''Dive for Treasure''' once per day, resulting in finding one of the items listed below. This is accompanied by a comment bubble with the message
:<center>I found ''item''!</center>
*'''Close Eyes''' displays a comment bubble "Eyes Closed" and renders everyone else's avatars invisible. Choosing '''Open Eyes''' shows them again displays the comment "Eyes Wide Open"
*'''Get Out''': returns the player to the [[Clan VIP Lounge|VIP Lounge]]:
:<center>You leave the pool.</center>

==Items found==
*[[Ze™ goggles]]
*[[Pool torpedo]]
*[[Lost key]]
*[[watered-down Red Minotaur]]
*[[stylish swimsuit]]
*[[soggy used band-aid]]

==Notes==
*You get here by choosing Cannonball! in the [[An Olympic-Sized Swimming Pool]].
*Similarly to the [[Hobopolis]] adventure [[Despite All Your Rage]], playing in the pool severely limits what can be done in the Kingdom. One cannot check one's inventory, look at one's options menu, use any skills, visit the mall or one's display case, display player profiles from chat, adventure anywhere... One cannot do ''anything'' except reading the quest log, opening the skills menu or chatting.
*Speech and comment bubbles remain visible for about 25 seconds, until the player takes another action, or until a new bubble of any avatar in the pool appears which would overlap the old one.
*Even though comments about finding treasure in the pool are written in first person, they are not garbled by being upside down.
*Wearing an [[inflatable duck]] alters your avatar within the pool.