Roller skate

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Roller skate
Monster ID 730
Locations A Rumble Near the Fountain and Roller Skate Territory
Hit Points 700
Attack 450
Defense 360
Initiative 30
Meat 80-120
Phylum fish
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts unknown
Drops
brand new key, brass dorsal fin, skate skin, skate skates
Manuel Entry
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roller skate You're fighting a roller skate

This is one of the vicious skate punks that has taken over the skate park. It scoots around the park on a pair of roller skates, mugging unsuspecting mermaids and generally engaging in underwater hooliganism.

If you start a band named Underwater Hooliganism, at least link us on your myspace page, okay?

Hit Message(s):

It stings you with the barb on its tail. Ooh! Ow! Eek!

It whips you with its tail. You're not inclined to thank it or ask for another. Ow! Ooh! Ooh!

It skates by and cuts you with a razor-sharp key. Or maybe it was just trying to unlock you. Argh! Argh! Argh!

It smacks you with a muscular fin. You fall down like it was a Mickey Finn. Ooh! Ow! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

It announces that it's couples skate time, and grabs another roller skate to join it. Together, they skate forwards and backwards over you, even doing the limbo. Ow! Argh! Ugh! Eek! Ugh! Eek! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It starts to sting you with its barbed tail, but it's too soon to make a joke out of that.

It tries to smack you with a fin, but you dodge.

It tries to cut you with its razor-sharp key, but you know the key to dodging such attacks.

It tries to whip you with its tail, but its tail is made of fail.

Fumble Message:

It stops skating for a while, so it can go have a soda with its best girl and play a little pinball. Ah, youth. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 80-120 Meat (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*
Brassfin.gifYou acquire an item: brass dorsal fin
Hskin.gifYou acquire an item: skate skin
Skateskates.gifYou acquire an item: skate skates
Brandnewkey.gifYou acquire an item: brand new key
You gain some <substat>.

Occurs at A Rumble Near the Fountain and Roller Skate Territory.

References

  • The "too soon" miss message is a reference to the late Steve Irwin.