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Riff is a well-known player in the [[Kingdom of Loathing|kingdom]] and a member of the dev team. In fact, he is so well known, many people believe him to have written some of the game content itself. This is, of course, completely true, and so should not be discouraged.  
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Riff is a well-known player in the [[Kingdom of Loathing|kingdom]] and a member of the dev team. He's also an employee of Asymmetric Publications, and responsible for writing content, including some of the most <s>annoying</s> challenging puzzles in the Kingdom.
  
 
==About Riff==
 
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Riff can typically be found in Asymmetric's office, doing cool Riff things.
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Riff can typically be found in Asymmetric's office, doing cool Riff things and eating canned chilli.
  
 
He is available online at [http://minimumsafedistance.org/ minimumsafedistance.org].
 
He is available online at [http://minimumsafedistance.org/ minimumsafedistance.org].

Revision as of 12:37, 9 January 2014

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Riff is a well-known player in the kingdom and a member of the dev team. He's also an employee of Asymmetric Publications, and responsible for writing content, including some of the most annoying challenging puzzles in the Kingdom.

About Riff

Among Riff's many contributions to the game are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and the following:

The revamped strange leaflet
The Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot familiar
The Spooky Gravy Barrow quest
Guild quests, including the revamped Nemesis quest and the ever-impending Fernswarthy quest

Before he wrote content, he won the Yeti naming contest.

Riff is also well-known on the forums, for his posts that disclose little game mechanic information and leave plenty room for speculation, as well as for his former approximately-yearly puzzle contest in the times of yore.

One-thousand blank white cards were given to Riff, for his contributions to the game 1000 Blank White Cards.

On April Fool's Day 2011, his butt was one that appeared all over the place, dropping an item that's still annoying people to this day.

Contrary to popular belief, Riff does not have item-creation powers.

All of his familiars are named Spartacus, apart from his Ghost Pickle on a Stick, Brian, and his Squamous Gibberer, Cthartacus.

Buffing/Cursing

Unlike many Asymmetric staff, Riff is perfectly capable of being buffed and/or cursed. So feel free to hit him with a brick, and then declare him Employee of the Month!

Personal Life

Riff can typically be found in Asymmetric's office, doing cool Riff things and eating canned chilli.

He is available online at minimumsafedistance.org.

Known Titles

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