Red traffic cone

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red traffic cone
red traffic cone

This is a big cone of bright red plastic. You have no recollection of how or where you got it, but it's like I always say -- it's not a good night unless you end up with a traffic cone!

If they built a huge funnel and put it upside down on top of Red Square, it'd probably look a lot like this thing. Only larger.

Type: hat
Power: 60
Moxie Required: 15
Selling Price: 100 Meat.
Cannot be traded

Moxie +3
So-So Cold Resistance (+2)

(In-game plural: red traffic cones)
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Item number: 1306
Description ID: 250843485
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Obtained From

Obsoleted Areas/Methods
St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor
To the Rescue (St. Sneaky Pete's Day III with a cheap plastic bottle opener equipped)


  • "It's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone," is a line from the television show, Red Dwarf, in the episode entitled "Last Day".
  • As mentioned in the description, Red Square is a famous landmark in Russia.

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