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{{battle|text=This is a rack of free weights. I mean, they're free once you've paid your gym membership, your personal training fee, your parking fee, and your locker rental.

There are dozens of exercises you can do with a set of weights, but without some neckless, bulging giant looming over you teaching you the proper technique, you're probably doing them all wrong, bro.
|hit=You drop a five-pound weight on your toe. Hey, at least it wasn't a ten-pound weight. {{ouch|2}}

You drop a ten-pound weight on your toe. Hey, at least it wasn't a twenty-pound weight. {{ouch|2}}

You drop a twenty-pound weight on your toe. Hey, at least it wasn't a fifty-pound weight. {{ouch|2}}

You try to do a few bench presses, but you don't have a spotter, and you nearly break your own sternum. {{ouch|2}}

You start to work on your lats and your delts, but drop the weight and hit yourself in the toes. {{ouch|2}}

You do a few lunges, feeling pretty good about your form until your left kneecap pops right off. {{ouch|2}}

|miss=You do a few preacher curls, then say "amen" and put the dumbbell away.

You do a successful curl, feeling the burn in your left bicep and tricep.

You do a few triceps extensions, then ponder getting some hair extensions.

You do a few bench presses, setting a new bench mark for yourself.

You work on your lats and your delts. It's totes adorbs.

You do a few lunges, so you'll be ready for the next time it's someone's birthday.
|critical=You drop a five-pound weight on your toe, hop around in pain until you knock a ten-pound weight on your toe, lose your balance and fall on the rack, knocking a twenty-pound weight on your toe, looking up just in time for the fifty-pound weight to fall {{ouch|2}}
|fumble=You stop to let your muscles breathe, because that's probably a thing that muscles need to do.
}}

<center>Your inner wolf howls aggresively!{{sic}}<br />
[[File:3claws.gif]] '''+3 Wolf Offense'''</center>

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Occurs at [[The Inner Wolf Gym]].

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