Your legs feel like they are under the indirect control of a distant, bewildered madman.
Combat Initiative -100%
- bag of QWOP (10 Adventures)
- In addition to causing regular attacks to fumble, this also causes Thrust-Smack, Lunging Thrust-Smack, Bashing Slam Smash, Cleave, and Shieldbutt to always miss. However, spells, Clobber, and Toss still work.
- Can be removed with a soft green whatever. Also, can be removed by resting in the clan Hot Tub.
- QWOP is a famously difficult Flash game where players control an athlete's thighs and calves separately using the Q, W, O, and P keys.