Pygmy phone number
This scrap of paper has a 4-digit phone number scrawled on it, which can only mean one of two things: It's either an incomplete phone number, and therefore useless, or the phone number of a pygmy, and therefore extremely dangerous.
(In-game plural: pygmy phone numbers)
|You find a pay phone in the jungle (which is all right by you), and dial the number.
A voice on the other end shouts "Drinks!? I'm -hic- on my way!" and a drunk pygmy shows up a few seconds later, looking at you expectantly.
If you already have Pygmy Drinking Buddy:
|You call your pygmy drinking buddy, forgetting that he's right next to you.
"I'm... -hic-... I'm right here, dude. Hey, hey, I know. I know. Let's go -hic- drink some more."
- The use text being "all right by you" is a reference to the lyrics of Bungle in the Jungle.
|TOP 10 pygmy phone number collections|
6. Magister30 - 586 | 7. whizdad - 458 | 8. JCS - 440 | 9. Poncho the Sane - 262 | 10. sensibleb - 244
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings