Plague Chef

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Plague Chef
Monster ID 1699
Locations A Crowd of Adventurers
Hit Points 0
Attack 0
Defense 0
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Manuel plague pie
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Plague Chef You're fighting a Plague Chef

You approach a cloaked adventurer to see if this is the right place for the contest. He turns around to reveal one of those horrifying bird masks doctors used to wear during times of plague.

Then he pulls out a black rolling pin, carved with malevolent-looking arcane runes, and you realize that dammit, <name>, he's a chef, not a doctor.

Hit Message(s):

He just... stares at you. With those creepy bird mask eyes. Just stares right at you. Eek! Eek! Ooh! (spooky damage)

He produces a maggot pie from the folds of his robe and throws it at your face. Ouch! Ugh! Oof! (spooky damage)

He produces a syringe full of black fluid and injects it into your arm. You suffer a brief but extremely disturbing hallucination. Eek! Ouch! Eek! (spooky damage)

He pulls a blood sausage out of his pocket and throws it on the ground in front of you, where it explodes into a horrifying mist of liquefied entrails and blood. That's what blood sausage is, by the way -- entrails and blood. Eek! Argh! Ouch! (spooky damage)

He pulls out a butcherknife-sized scalpel and slits you from <forehead> to <arm>. Ooh! Eek! Ouch! (spooky damage)

His rolling pin whirls of its own accord as black mists gather around you, raising goosebumps on your <nipple>. Ow! Oof! Ooh! (spooky damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He just... stares at you. With those creepy bird mask eyes. Just stares right at you. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Argh! Eek! (spooky damage)

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

Special Move(s):

Some mysterious force prevents you from hitting. You miss!
(blocks your attack)

After Combat

You gain ? <substat>.

Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Spookiest Adventurer contest) in The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.


  • The opening dialogue is a play on Bones from Star Trek, who would often state things like "Damn it Jim, I'm a Doctor not a X".