Photocopied monster

photocopied monster This is a sheet of copier paper with a grainy, blurry likeness of a %copymonster on it. Type: usable Cannot be traded or discarded Quest Item (In-game plural: photocopied monsters)

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Obtained From

Items

portable photocopier

Clan VIP Lounge

A Fax Machine

When Used

• First use each day:

Go into combat with your butt, somebody else's butt, or a copied monster. The copied monster's usual pre-fight text is replaced with:

"You gaze at the photocopy and think back to the time you fought that <monster name>. Seems like it was just yesterday... Actually, it seems like it was just today -- in fact, it seems like it's happening again, right now!"

• Subsequent uses in a day:

You get nauseated just thinking about the smell of copier toner. You don't think you can handle another one of these things today.

• If used with a monster that can no longer be copied:

Turns out this was just a photocopy of the photocopier lid. It's pretty avant-garde if you think about it, but you don't think about it. You just throw it away.

• If used with 0 adventures left:

You don't have time to look at a photocopy of a thing.

Notes

• Can be used when falling-down drunk.