Perimeter defense sphere
| Perimeter defense sphere | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1586 |
| Locations | Some Scattered Smoking Debris |
| Hit Points | ? |
| Attack | ? |
| Defense | unknown |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | unknown |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | eye, orb |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a perimeter defense sphereA smooth, shiny orb of metal emerges from behind a piece of smoldering wreckage and floats toward you with what would probably be malice if you could identify it.
Hit Message(s):
A tall man walks up, grabs the sphere, and throws it at you, beaning you in the <eye>. Ow! Ouch! Argh! Ugh!
A bolt of lighting arcs from the sphere and electrifies your <arse>. Oof! Ooh! Ugh! Ow!
A bolt of searing plasma emerges from the orb and burns your <nipple>. Ooh! Ugh! Ooh! Ouch!
A little drill corkscrews out of the sphere and into your <groin>. Oof! Ow! Argh! Ugh!
A pair of knives pops out of the sphere and into your <skull>. Ouch! Eek! Ooh! Ow!
The sphere bonks into your forehead. You flash back to the one time you tried to play softball. Argh! Oof! Ouch! Eek!
The sphere flies at you, suddenly bristling with an array of intergalactic weaponry. You run from it as fast as you can, and you step in a hole and twist your ankle, and it hurts like the dickens. Oof! Ooh! Oof! Ow!
A tall man walks up and grabs the sphere before it can attack again.
A bolt of lighting arcs from the sphere, narrowly missing your <nipple>.
A bolt of searing plasma emerges from the orb and burns a nearby prairie dog. Poor little guy. Don't worry. He survived.
A little drill corkscrews out of the sphere, but it just opens a nearby bottle of wine.
A knife pops out of the side of the sphere, but you hold up a bigger knife, thereby turning the other knife into something that is not a knife.
the sphere flies at your head, but you duck.
A passing tennis player sees your plight and whacks the sphere so hard it flies past its own perimeter. It takes the thing a while to get back. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: space junk (15% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: space junk (10% chance)* |
Occurs at Some Scattered Smoking Debris.
