Perforated battle paddle
This is the next generation of frat-paddle, complete with holes drilled through it for minimal wind resistance. Its handle is ergonomically designed, its striking surface is coated with high-impact kevlar, and it's still as homoerotic as every other frat-paddle. Y'all ready to bust some ass?
(In-game plural: perforated paddle battles)
- The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
- I Am The Brotherhood (one-time)
- The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
- War Frat 151st Captain
- War Frat 151st Infantryman
- War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman
- War Frat Elite 500th Captain
- The Orcish Frat House (Wartime) (35 quarters)
- Can be traded in for 1 dime at the wartime Hippy Camp.
- The last line in the description is an exact quote uttered by Ben Affleck's character in Dazed and Confused.
|TOP 10 perforated battle paddle collections|
6. tush the pastagirl - 1316 | 7. Malenkaja Prinzessa - 1194 | 8. Nikademus - 1167 | 9. BrassOnes - 1121 | 10. dune rune - 1000
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings