Peace Wants Love
As you duck behind yet another damn yurt, you hear something go whizzing by your head. You turn and see what looks like a piece of roofing shingle strike a hippy, who collapses to the ground at another hippy's feet. She tries to wake up the downed hippy, but can't seem to, and then goes ballistic.
"Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow frat-boys! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz!"
She pulls out a vial of patchouli oil and starts spraying it randomly into the bushes. "Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged..."
"Hey, take it easy, I'm okay," Fritz says, stumbling to his feet... just in time to get hit with another shingle and bite the dust again.
"Well, dammit," the still-standing hippy says. "I guess he's really gone this time. War, man... it's like... wow, y'know? War. I guess you could take his clothes, if you want to -- he's totally on another plane now, man."
| Agree to take his clothes |
You agree that Fritz's clothes are better off with you, but you can't seem to pry his dread sack loose from the dreads entangled in it. You do, however, manage to remove his corduroys. Gah. You'll never forget what you saw under there.
 | You acquire an item: filthy corduroys |
| Say "No thanks." |
You tell her that it wouldn't be a fitting tribute to Fritz to take his clothes. She seems touched, and gives you her dread sack instead.
 | You acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack |
| Ask if he had anything in his pockets |
You ask if you can rifle Fritz's pockets. It turns out Fritz was a bad hippy -- he was carrying a decent amount of meat that he didn't divide equally among his fellow hippies.
 | You gain 210-300 Meat. |
Occurs at The Hippy Camp, on or after level 9.
References
- The entire sequence where Fritz is "killed" twice, along with the dialogue uttered, is straight from the animated film Wizards. The movie also contains a character named "Peace".
- "War, man... it's like... wow, y'know? War," is a quote uttered by the character Winona Ryder in the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.
