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This dignified headgear is perfect for standing in judgement over your fellow man. Or it would be, if it didn't have "The SQUISHY ZEBRA ate the POOPY KNAPSACK" on the front of it in huge, crayon-scrawled letters.

Type: hat
Power: 100
Moxie Required: 20
Outfit: Pinata Provisions
  (3 items)

Selling Price: 45 Meat.
Cannot be traded

+5 to Familiar Weight
+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Helps you describe things

(In-game plural: papier-mitres)
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Item number: 5871
Description ID: 195976820
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Asterisk.gif 9 papier-mâché globs
Equals.gif papier-mitre


  • When equipped, replaces random words in monster descriptions and combat text with words of the same part of speech, Rad Lib-style. For example:
He slashes you with his   busy   front claws, his right front claws, his left rear claws, and his right rear claws. Then he bites you, just to put a cherry on   electronic  . Ow! Ooh! Eek! Ow! Ouch! Ow! Ugh!
You lose 29 hit points. (  personal   damage)

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