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An [[outfit]] is a set of [[:Category:Equipment|equipment]] with a common theme. Wearing an outfit can give you resistances, improve your stats, have different effects at some [[locations]], or provide other benefits. Most costumes consist of a [[:Category:Hats|hat]] and [[:Category:Pants|pants]] and perhaps also a [[:Category:Weapons|weapon]], [[:Category:Accessories|accessory]], or [[:Category:Shirts|shirt]]. Every outfit changes your [[avatar]] while being worn.

Equipping an outfit yields the following message:
:You put on an Outfit: <outfit name>

If you try to equip an outfit which includes an off-hand item while wielding a 2-handed weapon, you get the following message:
:You can't equip that outfit with a 2-handed weapon equipped.

If you are wearing an official outfit and attempt to re-equip it via the outfit drop-down, no change will be made to your equipment configuration:
:You already have that outfit equipped!

If you've unlocked an official outfit and then no longer have all the parts, it won't appear in your drop down list. If you regain the missing parts, it reappears.

Visiting the [[The Dirt-Walled Hovel of the Pretentious Artist|Pretentious Artist]] while wearing an outfit will unlock a [[tattoo]], provided you've [[Pretentious Artist Quest|recovered his missing property.]]

All outfits except [[Vile Vagrant Vestments]] and [[Bakelite Brigandine]] have at least two items from these three categories:
*hat
*pants
*weapon

This ensures that it is nearly impossible to wear two outfits at once -- one cannot equip four items using only three equipment slots. The two exceptions to this rule is that it is possible to wear:

*the [[Yendorian Finery]] and the [[Vile Vagrant Vestments]], since the former has a hat, a one-handed weapon, and an accessory, and the latter has an off-hand item, pants, and an accessory, and...
*the [[Bakelite Brigandine]] and the [[Dreadful Pajamas]], since the former has a back item, off-hand item, and three accessories, and the latter has a hat, shirt and weapon.

Also, the "unequip all" button at the bottom puts you in your birthday suit, unequipping everything except for your [[Familiar Equipment|familiar equipment]] (unless you have configured the [[Options#Inventory Options|inventory options]] in the [[Options|account menu]]).

===Custom Outfits===
You can also specify custom outfits from any set of equipment you're currently wearing. Custom outfits have no in-game benefit other than convenience. If you already have 99 custom outfits and you try to create another, you get the following message:
:You don't need more than 99 custom outfits. What are you, some kind of super-supermodel?

If you click the Save as Custom Outfit button without having any text in the Outfit Name Box you get the following message:
:Your outfit must have a first name. Whether it's O S C A R or not is your business.

If you are already wearing a defined custom outfit and try to equip it, no change will be made:
:You are already wearing "<outfit name>."
If you try to equip a custom outfit with an item(s) missing, it will say:
:It appears you're already wearing all the parts of the outfit "<outfit name>" which you possess or can wear.
It will also say, for each of the missing items:
:Item '''NOT''' found: <item picture and name>

See [[Dressing For Success]] for analysis of the optimum custom outfit in various contexts.

Also, there are certain combinations of equipment that also give an effect: 
*Wearing a [[snake shield]] with a [[serpentine sword]] gives a total of +20 [[Monster Level]].
*Wearing a [[snarling wolf shield]] with a [[lupine sword]] gives a total of +18 {{element|Spooky}}.
*Wearing a [[cardboard katana]] with a [[cardboard wakizashi]] gives a total of +23 [[Bonus Weapon Damage]].
*Wearing n unique pieces of the [[Blasphemous Bedizenment]] gives (2<sup>n</sup>)% +item, (2<sup>n</sup>)% +meat, and (2<sup>n</sup>) +ML.
*Wearing n unique pieces of the [[Clothing of Loathing]] gives (2<sup>n-1</sup>)% +item, (2<sup>n</sup>)% +meat, and +(2<sup>n</sup>)% to all stats.

Also also, if you try to equip a custom outfit containing a Mr. Store item while in Hardcore, you will be told "This outfit contains an item which is not equippable in hardcore. Nice try, though."

And finally, having a familiar ([[Mad Hatrack]] or [[Disembodied Hand]] or [[Fancypants Scarecrow]]) wielding a component will not count towards an outfit, custom or otherwise.

===Outfit Equipment and Effects===
{| border="1px" cellpadding="4px" cellspacing="0" style="margin:1em; text-align:center"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
! colspan="3"| Outfit
! Additonal Effects
! [[Tattoo]]
! [[Halloween]] Treat

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Pixelcostume.gif]][[File:Pixelcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[8-Bit Finery]]  
| {{StackItem|pixel hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''10 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />All Attributes +2</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Combat Initiative]] +25%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Swordtat.gif]]<br />[[Sword Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|pixellated candy heart}}
|-
| {{StackItem|pixel sword}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''10 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 5 - 10<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|pixel pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''10 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +10</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Aerooutfit.gif]][[File:Aerooutfit f.gif]]<br />[[Aeroutfit]]
| {{StackItem|Aerogel akubra}}
| <small>Hat:<br />[[Muscle]] +10<br />+10% Meat from Monsters<br />Lets you use [[Spirit Snap]] multiple times per fight</small>
| rowspan="6"| +40% [[Meat from Monsters|Meat Drops from Monsters]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Aerotat.gif]]<br />[[Aerogel Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|Aerheads}}
|-
|  {{StackItem|Aerogel accordion}}
| <small>Weapon (ranged, 1-handed accordion):<br />[[Moxie]] +10<br />Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +20<br />Only takes up one hand!</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|Aerogel attache case}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />+10% [[Pickpocket]] Chance<br />+10 {{element|Stench}}<br />Produce random cocktailcrafting ingredients as you adventure</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|Aerogel anvil}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25%<br />Never [[Fumble]]<br />Gives a chance of generating extra [[Fury]]</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|Aerogel apron}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />+5% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]]<br />Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}<br />[[Weapon of the Pastalord]] can be even messier</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|Aerogel ascot}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />[[Mysticality]] +10<br />+3  [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped<br />Dramatically improves [[Saucecicle]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:animelfoutfit.gif]][[File:animelfoutfit_f.gif]]<br />
[[Animelf Apparel]]
| {{StackItem|brainwave-controlled unicorn horn}}
| <small>Hat:<br />Power: 10<br />Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20<br />Enables Friendship. And Goring.</small>
| rowspan="3"| Restores 4-6 HP and 2-3 MP per adventure
| rowspan="3"| [[File:animelftat.gif]]<br />[[Animelf Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|blind-packed capsule toy}}
|-
| {{StackItem|electronic dulcimer pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />Power: 10<br />+2 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +25%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Frown Exerciser}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />+10 to [[Monster Level]]<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] -5</small>

|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Armorcostume.gif]][[File:Armorcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Antique Arms And Armor]]
| {{StackItem|antique helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''85 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font><br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}</small>
| rowspan="4"| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Armortat.gif]]<br />[[Armor Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|Bit O' Ectoplasm}}
|-
| {{StackItem|antique spear}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''85 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-30%</font><br />Successful hit weakens opponent</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|antique shield}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''85 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 15<br />[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-15%</font></small>
|-
| {{StackItem|antique greaves}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''85 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font></small>

|-
| rowspan="9"| [[File:nutcoutfit.gif]][[File:nutcoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Antique Nutcracker Outfit]]
| {{StackItem|antique nutcracker hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br /> ''30 [[Moxie]] required''<br /> Power: 150 <br /> [[Combat Initiative]] +15% <br /> [[Moxie]] +15%</small>
| rowspan="9"| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25<br /> [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25<br />+25% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br />+25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
| rowspan="9"| [[File:nutctat.gif]]<br />[[Antique Nutcracker Tattoo]]
| rowspan="9"| {{StackItem|candied almond}}
|-
| {{StackItem|antique nutcracker cape}}
| <small>Back:<br />''30 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30%<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|antique nutcracker waistcoat}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''30 [[Muscle]] required''<br /> Power: 150 <br />+3 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|antique nutcracker sword}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''30 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 15 - 30<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30% <br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|antique nutcracker drumstick}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />''30 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 4-8 MP per adventure<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|antique nutcracker pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br /> [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|antique nutcracker epaulets}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''30 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[HP Restorers|Regenerates]] 6-12 HP per adventure<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|antique nutcracker beard}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''30 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+3 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+3 {{element|Stench}}<br />+3 {{element|Hot}}<br />+3 {{element|Cold}}<br />+3 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|antique nutcracker boots}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''30 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Treecostume.gif]][[File:Treecostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Arboreal Raiment]]
| {{StackItem|can of fake snow}}
| <small>Weapon:<br /> ''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 10 - 20<br />+5 {{element|Cold}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Wreathtat.gif]]<br />[[Wreath Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|sugar-coated pine cone}}
|-
| {{StackItem|tree skirt}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|colored-light "necklace"}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''35 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +15</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Arbordayoutfit.gif]][[File:Arbordayoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel]]
| {{StackItem|willowy bonnet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''22 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 75<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40</small>
| rowspan="3"| Regenerate 10-15 HP per Adventure
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Arbortat.gif]]<br />[[Arbor Day Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Everlasting Deckswabber}}
|-
| {{StackItem|crotchety pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 75<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Saccharine Maple pendant}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''22 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Bakeoutfit.gif]][[File:Bakeoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Bakelite Brigandine]]
| {{StackItem|bakelite backpack}}
| <small>Back:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />+10 to [[Monster Level]]<br />+20% Candy Drops from Monsters<br />Makes [[Accordion Bash]] knock loose some Meat</small>
| rowspan="6"| +20% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Baketat.gif]]<br />[[Bakelite Brigandine Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|bakelite-covered bacon}}
|-
|  {{StackItem|bakelite bowl}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[MP Modifiers|MP]]+20<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20<br />Increase the number of [[Ravioli Shurikens]] you can conjure</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|bakelite breeches}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />Superhuman {{element|Hot|Resistance}}<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%<br />Doubles the damage of [[Disco Inferno]]</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|Bakelite belt}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />Makes [[Cavalcade of Fury]] consume less [[Fury]]</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|Bakelite badge}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%<br />Gain the favor of the Great Turtle Spirits more quickly</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|Bakelite brooch}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />-2 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]] (in-combat only)<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />Active [[Saucesphere]]s increase your [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:bauxoutfit.gif]][[File:bauxoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Bauxite Baubles]]
| {{StackItem|bauxite beret}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''10 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +X where X = 23 + <toddlers><sup>0.35</sup><br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +Y where Y =  37 + <toddlers><sup>0.35</sup></small>
| rowspan="3"| +X [[Pool Skill]]<br /><small>X = 10 + <toddlers><sup>0.25</sup>, rounded down, in [[Boxing Daycare]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[File:bauxtat.gif]]<br />[[Bauxite Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{InlineItem|Pneumo bar}}
|-
| {{StackItem|bauxite boxers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''10 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11 <br /> +X% [[Combat Initiative]] where X = 23 + <toddlers><sup>0.35</sup><br />[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +Y where Y = 37 + <toddlers><sup>0.35</sup></small>
|-
| {{StackItem|bauxite bow-tie}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''10 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +X where X = 23 + <toddlers><sup>0.35</sup><br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +Y where Y = where Y = 37 + <toddlers><sup>0.35</sup></small>
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Beevatar.gif]][[File:Beevatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Bits o' Honey]]
| {{StackItem|honeycap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''72 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 175<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%<br />+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15</small>
| rowspan="3"| +5% [[Items from Monsters]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Honeytat.gif]]<br />[[Honey Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{InlineItem|honey stick}}
|-
| {{StackItem|honey dipper}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''72 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Damage: 18 - 35<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-7 MP per adventure <br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|honeybritches}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''72 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 175<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5% <br />+5% chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]] <br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15</small>
|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Blackoutfit.gif]][[File:Blackoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Black Armaments]]
| {{StackItem|black helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''65 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 160<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +30</small>
| rowspan="4"| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +6
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Blacktat.gif]]<br />[[Black Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| ''One of:''<br />{{InlineItem|black pudding (food)|black pudding}}<br />{{InlineItem|Blackfly Chardonnay}}<br />{{InlineItem|black & tan}}<br />{{InlineItem|black pepper}}<br />{{InlineItem|black forest cake}}<br />{{InlineItem|black forest ham}}
|-
| {{StackItem|black sword}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''65 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 16 - 32<br />+7% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +7</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|black shield}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''65 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|black greaves}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''65 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 160<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +20</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Brimoutfit.gif]][[File:Brimoutfit f.gif]]<br />[[Blasphemous Bedizenment]]
| {{StackItem|Brimstone Beret}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''30 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +50%<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] -20%<br />Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3</small>
| rowspan="6"| All Attributes +30%<br>(Hidden +64% Meat drops)<br />(Hidden +64% [[Items from Monsters]])<br />(Hidden +64 Monster Level)
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Brimtat.gif]]<br />[[Brimstone Heart Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:fundip.gif]]<br />[[Pain Dip]]
|-
| {{StackItem|Brimstone Bludgeon}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''30 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] -20%<br />[[Weapon Damage]] +30</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Brimstone Bunker}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />''30 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 15<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] -20%<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 10</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Brimstone Boxers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +50%<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] -20%<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +50%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Brimstone Brooch}}
| <small>Accessory 1:<br />''30 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +50%<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] -20%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +40</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Brimstone Bracelet}}
| <small>Accessory 2:<br />''30 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]]  +50%<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] -20%<br /> -3 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Bountyoutfit.gif]][[File:Bountyoutfit f.gif]]<br />[[Bounty-Hunting Rig]]
| {{StackItem|bounty-hunting helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''25 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+20% [[Items from Monsters]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| +15% [[Items from Monsters]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:meattat.gif]]<br />[[Meat Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|chocolate filthy lucre}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Bounty-hunting rifle}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''25 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 10 - 20<br />+15% [[Items from Monsters]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Bounty-hunting pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''25 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+20% [[Items from Monsters]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Bowcostume.gif]][[File:Bowcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Bow Tux]]
| {{StackItem|bowler}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Muscle]] +5</small>
| rowspan="3"| +5% [[Items from Monsters]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Bowtat.gif]]<br />[[Bow Tux Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|candy cane}}
|-
| {{StackItem|bow staff}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''35 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 10 - 20<br />[[Mysticality]] +5<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|bowlegged pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:minifig.gif]][[File:Minifig_f.gif]]<br />[[BRICKOfig Outfit]]
| {{StackItem|BRICKO hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 30 <br /> [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +3 </small>
| rowspan="3"| +10% [[Items from Monsters]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:minifigtat.gif]]<br />[[Minifigure Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|BRICKO brick}}
|-
| {{StackItem|BRICKO sword}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''No stat required''<br />Damage: 6 - 12<br />[[Weapon Damage]] +6</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|BRICKO pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br /> Power:90 <br />[[Damage Absorption]] +9</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Brogreoutfit.gif]][[File:Brogreoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Brogre Brouture]]
| {{StackItem|Brogre bucket hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100 <br />[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be more attracted to you]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Brogretat.gif]]<br />[[Brogre Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Yolo™ chocolates}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Brogre brolo shirt}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''35 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 100 <br />+3 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights per day]] when equipped</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Brogre brorts}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br /> Power: 100 <br />+10 to [[Monster Level]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Bugbearcostume.gif]][[File:Bugbearcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Bugbear Costume]]
| {{StackItem|bugbear beanie}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 30</small>
| rowspan="2"| [[Mysticality]] +3<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3<br />(Required for a [[Let My Bugbears Go!|Trophy]])<br />(Cannot eat [[gingerbread bugbear]])<br />(Allows access to [[The Bugbear Bakery]])
| rowspan="2"| [[File:bugbear.gif]]<br />[[Bugbear Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| {{InlineItem|cog}}<br />{{InlineItem|sprocket}}<br />{{InlineItem|spring}}
|-
| {{StackItem|bugbear bungguard}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 30</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Porcoutfit.gif]][[File:Porcoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Ceramic Suit]]
| {{StackItem|porcelain porkpie}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />+20% Food Drops from Monsters<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />Adds {{element|Sleaze}} to all Pastamancer Spells</small>
| rowspan="6"| Superhuman {{element|Hot|Resistance}} <br /> Superhuman {{element|Cold|Resistance}} <br /> Superhuman {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}} <br /> Superhuman {{element|Stench|Resistance}} <br /> Superhuman {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Porctat.gif]]<br />[[Ceramic Suit Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|porcelain candy dish}}
|-
|  {{StackItem|porcelain pelerine}}
| <small>Back:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />+20% Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters<br />+10 to [[Monster Level]]<br />Begin Fights with 1 [[Disco Momentum]]</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|porcelain police baton}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 12-24<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%<br />Your [[Smacks]] Restore MP</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|porcelain pepper mill}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+15% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]]<br />[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]<br />Adds Physical Damage to [[Saucestorm]]</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|porcelain plus-fours}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />All Attributes +4<br />Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]]+4<br />+4 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+4 {{element|Stench}}<br />+4 {{element|Hot}}<br />+4 {{element|Cold}}<br />+4 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />+4% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 4<br />+4 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />Increase Duration of Turtle Tamer Buffs by 4</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|porcelain phantom mask}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+20% Accessory Drops from Monsters<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%<br />Adds {{element|Spooky}} to [[Bawdy Refrain]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:chalkoutfit.gif]][[File:chalkoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Chalk Chostume]]
| {{StackItem|chalk chapeau}}
| <small>Hat:<br />+3 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />Regenerates 3-6 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]]<br />[[Monster Level|Weakens enemies who hit you]]</small>
| rowspan="6"| +5 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:chalktat.gif]]<br />[[Chalk Chostume Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|candy chalk}}
|-
| {{StackItem|chalk chlamys}}
| <small>Back:<br />+2 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you]]<br />[[Monster Level|Weakens enemies who hit you]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|chalk chalice}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +15<br />+20 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}<br />[[Monster Level|Weakens enemies who hit you]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|chalk chinos}}
| <small>Pants:<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +20%<br />[[Monster Level|Weakens enemies who hit you]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|chalk chain}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+1 [[Familiar Weight|Familiar Experience]] Per Combat<br />[[Monster Level|Weakens enemies who hit you]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|chalk choker}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+20% Pants Drops from Monsters<br />[[Monster Level|Weakens enemies who hit you]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Reindeeroutfit.gif]][[File:Reindeeroutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Cheerful Reindeer Suit]]
| {{StackItem|cheerful antler hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] -15</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Reintat.gif]]<br />[[Cheerful Reindeer Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Sweetened reindeer fat}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Cheerful Crimbo sweater}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] -15</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Cheerful pajama pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] -15</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Cola1costume.gif]][[File:Cola1costume_f.gif]]<br />[[Cloaca-Cola Uniform]]
| {{StackItem|Cloaca-Cola helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 30<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +10</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 [[MP]] per adventure<br />(Different adventures at the [[A Battlefield#In Cloaca-Cola Uniform|Battlefield]])
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Cola1tat.gif]]<br />[[Cloaca-Cola Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Dyspepsi grenade}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Cloaca-Cola shield}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''No stat required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 4<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Cloaca-Cola fatigues}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 30<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Clockworkcostume.gif]][[File:Clockworkcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Clockwork Apparatus]]
| {{StackItem|clockwork hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''25 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| I <i>Meant</i> To Do That! ([[Fumble|Fumbles]] have [[Clockwork Apparatus#Fumble Effects|helpful effects]])
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Clocktat.gif]]<br />[[Clockwork Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Sugar Cog}}
|-
| {{StackItem|clockwork trench coat}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''25 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +15</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|clockwork pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''25 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +10%</small>

|-
| rowspan="7"| [[File:Loatheoutfit.gif]][[File:Loatheoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Clothing of Loathing]]
| {{StackItem|Goggles of Loathing}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''150 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Underwater adventuring#Pressure Penalties|Makes you a better diver]]<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +50%<br />Superhuman {{element|Hot|Resistance}}</small>
| rowspan="7"| ???<br />(Hidden +64% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]])<br />(Hidden +128% [[Meat from Monsters]])<br />(Hidden +128% to all attributes)
| rowspan="7"| [[File:Loathetat.gif]]<br />[[Loathing Tattoo]]
| rowspan="7"| {{StackItem|fudge-shaped hole in space-time}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Stick-Knife of Loathing}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''150 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%<br />Superhuman {{element|Cold|Resistance}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Scepter of Loathing}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''150 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+15% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />+15% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]]<br />Superhuman {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Jeans of Loathing}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''150 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Regenerate 20-30 [[HP]] and [[MP]] per adventure<br />Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +500<br />Superhuman {{element|Stench|Resistance}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Treads of Loathing}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''150 [[Muscle]] required''<br />+6 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped<br />+6 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights per day]] when equipped<br />Superhuman {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Belt of Loathing}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''150 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 20<br />+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />75% Chance of Preventing [[Negative Status Attacks]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Pocket Square of Loathing}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''150 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]<br />-3 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]<br />Superhuman [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Doubleiceoutfit.gif]][[File:Doubleiceoutfit f.gif]]<br />[[Cold Comforts]]
| {{StackItem|Double-ice cap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''20 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 70<br />Regenerate 5-9 MP per adventure.<br />+10 {{element|Cold}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| +30 {{element|Cold}}<br>+30 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Doubicetat.gif]]<br />[[Double-ice Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|double-ice gum}} (with [[Russian Ice]] in inventory, otherwise 1 [[drunkenness]])
|-
| {{StackItem|double-ice box}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />''20 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />All Spells Cast Are Cold<br />Spell Damage +10%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|double-ice britches}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''20 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 70<br />Stupendous {{element|Hot|Resistance}}<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 4<br />Maximum HP/MP +40</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Dvoutfitiron.gif]][[File:Dvoutfitiron f.gif]]<br />[[Cool Irons]]
| {{StackItem|Cool iron helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''250 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 250<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 20<br />Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Damage Reduction]]: 20
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Dvotat8.gif]]<br />[[Cool Iron Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Ironic mint}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Cool iron breastplate}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''250 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 250<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 20<br />Maximum HP +200</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Cool iron greaves}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''250 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 250<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 20<br />[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-40 HP per adventure</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Barreloutfit.gif]][[File:Barreloutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Cooper's Couture]]
| {{StackItem|barrelhead}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''10 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[MP Modifiers|MP]]+25<br />Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Damage Reduction]]: 10
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Barreltat.gif]]<br />[[Barrel Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|root beer barrel}}
|-
|  {{StackItem|chest barrel}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''10 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5<br />[[Damage Absorption]]: +50</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|bottoms of the barrel}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''10 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[HP Modifiers|HP]]+50<br />Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure</small>

|-
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Merkinoutfit.gif]][[File:Merkinoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Crappy Mer-kin Disguise]]
| {{StackItem|crappy Mer-kin mask}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''85 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br /><font color="red">-25%</font> [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-50%</font><br />[[Underwater adventuring#Air supply|Lets you Breathe Underwater]]</small>
| rowspan="2"| All Attributes +30<br />(Allows entrance to [[Mer-kin Gymnasium|the Mer-kin Gymnasium]] and [[Mer-kin Elementary School|the Mer-kin Elementary School]])
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Merkintat.gif]]<br />[[Crappy Mer-kin Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|Mer-kin rocksalt}}
|-
| {{StackItem|crappy Mer-kin tailpiece}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''85 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-25%</font><br /><font color="red">+2</font> [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Crimbocostume.gif]][[File:Crimbocostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Crimbo Duds]]
| {{StackItem|Crimbo hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| +5% [[Items from Monsters]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Pressietat.gif]]<br />[[Crimbo Pressie Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|fruitcake}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Crimbo sword}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''35 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 10 - 20<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Crimbo pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +30%</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Crimborgsuit.gif]][[File:Crimborgsuit_f.gif]]<br />[[Crimborg Assault Armor]]
| {{StackItem|Biomechanical crimborg helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''60 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}<br />+5 {{element|Stench}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| +20 [[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:halotat.gif]]<br />[[Crimborg Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|nanite-infested_candy_cane}}
|-
| {{StackItem|C.B.F.G.}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 15 - 30<br />+10 {{element|Hot}}<br />+10 {{element|Stench}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Biomechanical crimborg leg armor}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''60 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}<br />+5 {{element|Stench}}</small>

|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:crimbotoutfit.gif]][[File:crimbotoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Crimbot Crimboutfit]]
| {{StackItem|toy Crimbot mega face}}
| <small>Hat:<br />Power: 50<br />+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />+1 Crimbot Power<br />Allows use of [[LIGHT]] in combat
</small>
| rowspan="4"| +3 Crimbot Power
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Zaptat.gif]]<br />[[ZAP! Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|sugar sphere}}
|-
| {{StackItem|toy Crimbot power glove}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />Damage: 5 - 10<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15<br />+1 Crimbot Power<br />Allows use of [[ZAP]] in combat
</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|toy Crimbot super fist}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />+1 Crimbot Power<br />Allows use of [[POW]] in combat</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|toy Crimbot rocket legs}}
| <small>Pants:<br />Power: 50<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +30%<br />+1 Crimbot Power<br />Allows use of [[BURN]] in combat</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:skelepirate.gif]][[File:skelepirate_f.gif]]<br />[[Cursed Skeleton Pirate Costume]]
| {{StackItem|cursed tricorn hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''50 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25<br />+10 Stat(s) per fight<br />+5 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped</small>
| rowspan="3"| +10% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br>+10% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]]<br />
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Skelepiratetat.gif]]<br />[[Cursed Skeleton Pirate Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|cursed chocolate doubloon}}
|-
| {{StackItem|cursed pirate cutlass}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''50 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25<br />+10 [[Familiar Weight]]<br />+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|cursed swash buckle}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''50 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25<br />+50% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br />+25% [[Items from Monsters|Item drops from monsters]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Zombiepiratecostume.gif]][[File:Zombiepiratecostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume]]
| {{StackItem|cursed eyepatch}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''85 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15</small>
| rowspan="3"| +30 {{element|Spooky}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Zompirtat.gif]]<br />[[Cursed Zombie Pirate Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|piece_of_after_eight}}
|-
| {{StackItem|cursed cutlass}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''85 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|cursed breeches}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''85 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Necbrosuit.gif]][[File:Necbrosuit_f.gif]]<br />[[Dark Bro's Vestments]]
| {{StackItem|The Necbromancer's Hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''200 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />+30 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| +40 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Necbrotat.gif]]<br />[[Necbromancer Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Necbro wafers}}
|-
| {{StackItem|The Necbromancer's Stein}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />''200 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />All Spells Cast Are Spooky<br />Spell Damage +100%<br />+30 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|The Necbromancer's Shorts}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''200 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br />Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}<br />+30 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Dinseyvatar.gif]][[File:Dinseyvatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Dinsey's Exoskeleton]]
| {{StackItem|Dinsey's brain}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''100 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+30 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +30%</small>
| rowspan="6"| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +100<br/ >[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +100<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +100
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Wdbraintat.gif]]<br />[[Dinsey's Brain Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|sludgesicle}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Dinsey's pizza cutter}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''100 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Damage: 20-40<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%<br />So-so [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements<br />Motorized Blade is Good for Twisting</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Dinsey's radar dish}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''100 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 15<br />Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure<br />Deals Increasing Damage Every Round</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Dinsey's pants}}
| <small>Back:<br />''100 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+15 to [[Disco Bandit]] Combat Skills<br />[[Disco Bandit]] Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 50%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Dinsey's oculus}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''100 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +40%<br/ >[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Dinsey's glove}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''100 [[Moxie]] required''<br />+30 damage to [[Accordion Thief]] Combat Skills<br/ >[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +30%</small>
<span id="Dire Drifter Duds"></span>
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Spookyhobooutfit.gif]][[File:Spookyhobooutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Dire Drifter Duds]]
| {{StackItem|Zombo's skullcap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''200 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%<br />+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br /><br />(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)</small>
| rowspan="3"| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br>(Grants [[Zombo's Visage]] while in Hobopolis)
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Spohobotat.gif]]<br />[[Gravestone Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Strawberry-flavored Hob-O}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Zombo's shield}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''200 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 15<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +50<br />+30 {{element|Spooky}}<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%<br /><br />(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Zombo's grievous greaves}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''200 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br />Serious {{element|Sleaze| Resistance}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Dvoutfitbug.gif]][[File:Dvoutfitbug_f.gif]]<br />[[Dreadful Bugbear Suit]]
| {{StackItem|Covers-Your-Head}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''250 [[Moxie]] required''<br /> Power: 300<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +250<br />Maximum HP/MP +100<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +50%<br /><br />(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)</small>
| rowspan="3"| +50 {{element|Hot}}<br />+50 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Dvotat2.gif]]<br />[[Dreadful Bugbear Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Bugbearclaw Donut}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Drapes-You-Regally}}
| <small>Back item:<br />''250 [[Moxie]] required''<br />+20% Meat from Monsters<br />+20% Booze Drops from Monsters<br />+20% Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters<br /><br />(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Warms-Your-Tush}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''250 [[Moxie]] required''<br /> Power: 300<br />+50 {{element|Hot}}<br />Superhuman {{element|Cold|Resistance}})<br />Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Dvoutfitghost.gif]][[File:Dvoutfitghost_f.gif]]<br />[[Dreadful Ghost Suit]]
| {{StackItem|Mayor Ghost's toupee}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''250 [[Mysticality]] required''<br /> Power: 300<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +250<br />Maximum MP +125<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 25-50 [[MP]] per adventure<br /><br />(Bonus for Pastamancers only)</small>
| rowspan="3"| +50 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+50 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Dvotat5.gif]]<br />[[Dreadful Ghost Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|8-bit banana}} 
|-
| {{StackItem|Mayor Ghost's cloak}}
| <small>Back item:<br />''250 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+5 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped<br />+20% Weapon Drops from Monsters<br />+20% Food Drops from Monsters<br /><br />(Bonus for Pastamancers only)</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Mayor Ghost's khakis}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''250 [[Mysticality]] required''<br /> Power: 300<br />+100 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}<br />Superhuman {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}<br />Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Pastamancers only)</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Dvoutfitfred.gif]][[File:Dvoutfitfred_f.gif]]<br />[[Dreadful Pajamas]]
| {{StackItem|dreadful fedora}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''200 [[Moxie]] required''<br /> Power: 200<br />+25 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+25 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}<br />Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands</small>
| rowspan="3"| Makes you dream more frequently
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Dvotat1.gif]]<br />[[Dreadful Pajama Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Dreadful sweater}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''200 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 10-20 [[HP]] and [[MP]] per adventure<br />Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Dreadful glove}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''200 [[Muscle]] required''<br /> Power: 200<br />+5% Chance of Critical Hit<br />Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Dvoutfitskel.gif]][[File:Dvoutfitskel_f.gif]]<br />[[Dreadful Skeleton Suit]]
| {{StackItem|Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''250 [[Muscle]] required''<br /> Power: 300<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%<br />Maximum HP +500<br />[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 40-80 [[HP]] per adventure<br /><br />(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)</small>
| rowspan="3"| +50 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />+50 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Dvotat6.gif]]<br />[[Dreadful Skeleton Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|bone bons}} 
|-
| {{StackItem|Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''250 [[Muscle]] required''<br />+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat<br />+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />+10 to Familiar Damage<br /><br />(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''250 [[Muscle]] required''<br /> Power: 300<br />+50 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />Superhuman {{element|Hot|Resistance}}<br />Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Dvoutfitvamp.gif]][[File:Dvoutfitvamp_f.gif]]<br />[[Dreadful Vampire Suit]]
| {{StackItem|Thunkula's drinking cap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''250 [[Mysticality]] required''<br /> Power: 300<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +50%<br />Maximum MP +250<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-40 [[MP]] per adventure<br /><br />(Bonus for Saucerors only)</small>
| rowspan="3"| +50 {{element|Cold}}<br />+50 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Dvotat7.gif]]<br />[[Dreadful Vampire Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|vial of blood simple syrup}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Drunkula's cape}}
| <small>Back item:<br />''250 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped<br />+20% Candy Drops from Monsters<br />+20% Accessory Drops from Monsters<br /><br />(Bonus for Saucerors only)</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Drunkula's silky pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''250 [[Mysticality]] required''<br /> Power: 300<br />+100 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}<br />Superhuman {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br />Slight {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Saucerors only)</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Dvoutfitwere.gif]][[File:Dvoutfitwere_f.gif]]<br />[[Dreadful Werewolf Suit]]
| {{StackItem|Great Wolf's headband}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''250 [[Muscle]] required''<br /> Power: 300<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +250<br />Maximum HP +250<br />Regenerate 50-100 HP per adventure<br /><br />(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Dvotat3.gif]]<br />[[Dreadful Werewolf Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|little red jam}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Great Wolf's right paw}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''250 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 30 - 60<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%<br />+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br /><br />(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Great Wolf's left paw}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''250 [[Muscle]] required''<br /> +10% [[Critical Hit Chance]]<br />+10 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+10 {{element|Stench}}<br />+10 {{element|Hot}}<br />+10 {{element|Cold}}<br />+10 {{element|Sleaze}} Damage<br />[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]<br /><br />(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Dvoutfitzom.gif]][[File:Dvoutfitzom_f.gif]]<br />[[Dreadful Zombie Suit]]
| {{StackItem|Zombie mariachi hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''250 [[Moxie]] required''<br /> Power: 300<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +50%<br />Maximum HP/MP +150<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +40%<br /><br />(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)</small>
| rowspan="3"| +50 {{element|Stench}}<br />+50 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Dvotat4.gif]]<br />[[Dreadful Zombie Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Whenchamacallit bar}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Zombie accordion}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''250 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 30 - 60<br />Ranged Damage +50<br />+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item drops from monsters]]<br />Keep 1 additional song in your head<br /><br />(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|zombie mariachi pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''250 [[Moxie]] required''<br /> Power: 300<br />+50 {{element|Stench}}<br />Superhuman {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}<br />Slight {{element|Hot|Resistance}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Dwarfwaroutfit.gif]][[File:Dwarfwaroutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
| {{StackItem|dwarvish war helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''67 [[Moxie]] required''<br /> Power: 165<br />[[dwarvish war helmet#Notes|Heads Up!]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| Damage Reduction: 10<br>(Allows you to mine inside of [[Itznotyerzitz Mine]].)
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Dwarvish.gif]]<br />[[Dwarvish Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|dwarf bread}}
|-
| {{StackItem|dwarvish war mattock}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''67 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 17 - 33<br />[[dwarvish war mattock#Notes|Magical Blue Glow]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|dwarvish war kilt}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''67 [[Moxie]] required''<br /> Power: 165<br />[[dwarvish war kilt#Notes|Blinky Lights]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Cola2costume.gif]][[File:Cola2costume_f.gif]]<br />[[Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform]]
| {{StackItem|Dyspepsi-Cola helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 30<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +10</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 [[MP]] per adventure<br />(Different adventures at the [[A Battlefield#In Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform|Battlefield]])
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Cola2tat.gif]]<br />[[Dyspepsi-Cola Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Cloaca grenade}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Dyspepsi-Cola shield}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''No stat required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 4<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 30<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:viboutfit.gif]][[File:viboutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[El Vibrato Relics]]
| {{StackItem|El Vibrato helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''200 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200</small>
| rowspan="3"| (Effect determined by the [[El Vibrato punchcard#Helmet Effects|punchcards]] inserted into the [[El Vibrato helmet|helmet]])
| rowspan="3"| [[File:elvtat.gif]]<br />[[El Vibrato Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|abandoned candy}}
|-
| {{StackItem|El Vibrato energy spear}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''200 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|El Vibrato leg guards}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''200 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200</small>

|-
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Eldritchvatar.gif]]<br />[[Eldritch Equipage]]
| {{StackItem|Eldritch hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''47 [[Moxie]] required''<br />+40 Spooky {{element|Spooky}}<br />+40 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}</small>
| rowspan="2"| +50% [[Items from Monsters]]
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Elditchtat.gif]]<br />[[Eldritch Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|eldritch essence}} <br />''or''<br />{{StackItem|eldritch effluvium}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Eldritch pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''47 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />Maximum MP +40<br />Regenerate 6-10 MP per adventure</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Braincostume.gif]][[File:Braincostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Encephalic Ensemble]]
| {{StackItem|Cerebral Cloche}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''30 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 90<br />[[Cerebral Cloche#Notes|Jellyfish Vision]]<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +15</small>
| rowspan="3"| +5% [[Items from Monsters]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Jfishtat.gif]]<br />[[Jellyfish Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|candy brain}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Cerebral Crossbow}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''30 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 9 - 18<br />+3 {{element|Cold}}<br />+3 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+3 {{element|Sleaze}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Cerebral Culottes}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 90<br />[[Mysticality]] +10</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Coldcostume.gif]][[File:Coldcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear]]
| {{StackItem|eXtreme scarf}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5</small>
| rowspan="3"| Superhuman {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Coldgear.gif]]<br />[[Cold-Weather Gear Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Wint-O-Fresh mint}}
|-
| {{StackItem|snowboarder pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +20</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|eXtreme mittens}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +2</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Pengavatar.gif]][[File:Pengavatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Fancy Tux]]
| {{StackItem|fancy tophat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%</small>
| rowspan="3"| All Attributes +15%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Blacktie.gif]]<br />[[Black Tie Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|chocolate-covered caviar}}
|-
| {{StackItem|fancy tuxedo pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|fancy black tie}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''35 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%</small>

|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Froutfit3.gif]][[File:Froutfit3_f.gif]]<br />[[FantasyRealm Thief's Outfit]]
| {{StackItem|FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask}}
| <small>Hat:<br />Power: 50<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15</small>
| rowspan="4"| +25% Pickpocket Chance
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Frtat3.gif]]<br />[[Thief's Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate Spider Queen}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Duke Vampire's regal cloak}}
| <small>Back:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%<br /> +50% Combat Initiative</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Leggings of the Spider Queen}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%<br /> Maximum HP/MP +50</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Master Thief's utility belt}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%<br /> +5 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight</small>

|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Froutfit1.gif]][[File:Froutfit1_f.gif]]<br />[[FantasyRealm Warrior's Outfit]]
| {{StackItem|FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm}}
| <small>Hat:<br />Power: 50<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15</small>
| rowspan="4"| Weapon Damage +100%
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Frtat1.gif]]<br />[[Warrior's Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate Ogre Chieftain}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Dragonscale breastplate}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%<br />Serious Resistance to All Elements (+3)</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|The Ghoul King's ghoulottes}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%<br /> Maximum HP +100</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Belt of Ogrekind}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%<br /> +5 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight</small>

|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Froutfit2.gif]][[File:Froutfit2_f.gif]]<br />[[FantasyRealm Wizard's Outfit]]
| {{StackItem|FantasyRealm Mage's Hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />Power: 50<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15</small>
| rowspan="4"| Spell Damage +100%
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Frtat2.gif]]<br />[[Wizard's Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate "Phoenix"}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Nozzle of the Phoenix}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%<br />+50 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|The Archwizard's briefs}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%<br /> Maximum MP +100</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|The Ley Incursion's waist}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%<br /> +5 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Fiberoutfit.gif]][[File:Fiberoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Fiberglass Finery]]
| {{StackItem|fiberglass fedora}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />+3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight<br />+5 to Familiar Weight<br />Doubles the effectiveness of The Sonata of Sneakiness and Carlweathers Cantata of Confrontation</small>
| rowspan="6"| +50% Combat Initiative
| rowspan="6"| [[File:fibertat.gif]]<br />[[Fiberglass Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|fiberglass insulation}}
|-
| {{StackItem|fiberglass frock}}
| <small>Back item:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />+3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight<br />Maximum MP +20<br />Makes it so dealing Cold damage causes ongoing additional Cold damage</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|fiberglass foil}}
| <small>Weapon (1-handed sword):<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 12 - 24<br />+3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight<br />+10 to Monster Level<br />Deals damage and restores some MP at the beginning of each fight</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|fiberglass fetish}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Regenerate 6-10 HP per adventure<br />Superhuman {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br />A Seal Spirit will accompany you in combat</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|fiberglass fannypack}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />-2 MP to use Skills (in-combat only)<br />+15 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />Filled with a never-ending supply of deadly pasta</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|fiberglass fingerguard}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Combat Initiative +40%<br />+10% Item Drops from Monsters<br />Dramatically increases the effectiveness of Disco Eye Poke</small>

|-
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Hippycostume.gif]][[File:Hippycostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Filthy Hippy Disguise]]
| {{StackItem|filthy knitted dread sack}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 60<br />+3 {{element|Stench}}</small>
| rowspan="2"| +5 {{element|Stench}}<br />(Allows shopping at [[The Hippy Store]].)
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Hippy.gif]]<br />[[Hippy Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|herb brownies}}
|-
| {{StackItem|filthy corduroys}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''15 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 60<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] -3</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Rockoutfit.gif]][[File:Rockoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Floaty Fatigues]]
| {{StackItem|floaty rock helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+10% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| +10% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]] (+40% total)
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Rock_tat.gif]]<br />[[Rock Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Rock Pops}}
|-
| {{StackItem|floaty rock pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+10% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|floaty rock necklace}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''35 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+10% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Fratboycostume.gif]][[File:Fratboycostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Frat Boy Ensemble]]
| {{StackItem|Orcish baseball cap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 60<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] -3</small>
| rowspan="3"| +5 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />Different adventures at the [[Orcish Frat House#In Disguise|Frat House]]<br />Allows use of {{plural|roll of drink tickets}}<br />More booze from {{plural|handful of drink tickets|tickets}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:fratboytat.gif]]<br />[[Frat Boy Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| Random bottle of [[:Category:Booze|Booze]]
|-
| {{StackItem|Orcish frat-paddle}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''20 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 7 - 14<br />+4 {{element|Sleaze}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Orcish cargo shorts}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''15 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 60<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] -3</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Warfratoutfit.gif]][[File:Warfratoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Frat Warrior Fatigues]]
| {{StackItem|beer helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''70 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 170<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40</small>
| rowspan="3"| +15 {{element|Sleaze}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:warfrattat.gif]]<br />[[Frat Warrior Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| Three random [[shot of grapefruit schnapps|grapefruit]], [[shot of orange schnapps|orange]] or [[shot of tomato schnapps|tomato schnapps]]
|-
| {{StackItem|distressed denim pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''70 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 170<br />Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 2</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|bejeweled pledge pin}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''70 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Caveman.gif]][[File:Caveman_f.gif]]<br />[[Frigid Northlands Garb]]
| {{StackItem|sealhide hood}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''65 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 160<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +20%</small>
| rowspan="3"| Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:nosealtat.gif]]<br />[[No Seals Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Northern pemmican}}
|-
| {{StackItem|sealhide leggings}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''65 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 160<br />Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|sealhide buckler}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''65 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 7</small>

|-
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Furrycostume.gif]][[File:Furrycostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Furry Suit]]
| {{StackItem|wolf mask}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''60 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />Intrinsic Effect: [[Complete Delusion]]<br />''(+4 [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]], +5 [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]])''</small>
| rowspan="2"| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] -75%<br />[[Monster Level]] +5
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Losertat.gif]]<br />[[Loser Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|Tasty Fun Good rice candy}}
|-
| {{StackItem|furry pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''60 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />+5 {{element|Sleaze}}</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Gaboutfit.gif]][[File:Gaboutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Gabardine Guise]]
| {{StackItem|gabardine garibaldi}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />Spell Damage +10<br />Maximum MP +20<br />Increases the damage of Saucegeyser</small>
| rowspan="6"| Maximum HP +100%
| rowspan="6"| [[File:gabtat.gif]]<br />[[Gabardine Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|Gabarbar}}
|-
| {{StackItem|gabardine gunnysack}}
| <small>Back item:<br />''No stat required''<br />Mysticality +10<br />+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped<br />Increases the effectiveness of Vermincelli</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|gabardine gaiters}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />Muscle +10<br />Weapon Damage +15<br />Makes Smacks hit automatically even without a club equipped</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|gabardine garland}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />Maximum MP +10<br />+10 {{element|Hot}}<br />Makes your Headbutts restore HP</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|gabardine girdle}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />Moxie +10<br />+20% Booze Drops from Monsters<br />Allows you to unleash your Disco Pudge</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|gabardine gloves}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}<br />Increases the duration of Accordion Bash stuns</small>

|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Genieoutfit.gif]][[File:Genieoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Genie Garments]]
| {{StackItem|genie's turbane}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''10 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />+2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped<br />Maximum HP +10</small>
| rowspan="4"| +5% chance of Critical hit
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Genietat.gif]]<br />[[Genie Lamp Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|rainbow jellybean}}
|-
| {{StackItem|genie's scimitar}}
| <small>Weapon (1-handed sword):<br />''10 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Muscle +5 <br />Weapon Damage +5</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|genie's pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''10 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped<br />Maximum MP +10</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|genie's bracers}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''10 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Mysticality +5<br />Moxie +5</small>

|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Ghastironoutfit.gif]][[File:Ghastironoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Ghast Iron Gear]]
| {{StackItem|ghast iron Garibaldi}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''70 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 170<br />+10 {{element|Hot}}<br />+10 {{element|Spooky}}</small>
| rowspan="4"| +20 {{element|Hot}}<br />+20 {{element|Spooky}}
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Hotghosttat.gif]]<br />[[Hot Ghost Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|Hot 'n' Scarys}}
|-
| {{StackItem|ghast iron cleaver}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''72 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 18 - 35<br />+15 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+15 {{element|Hot}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|ghast iron heater shield}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''75 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 11<br />+10 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+10 {{element|Hot}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|ghast iron codpiece}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''70 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 170<br />+10 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+10 {{element|Hot}}</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Gingervatar.gif]][[File:Gingervatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Gingerbread Best]]
| {{StackItem|gingerbread tophat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''10 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10</small>
| rowspan="6"| +25% [[Sprinkles]] from Monsters
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Gingertat.gif]]<br />[[Gingerbread Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|Gingerbread bugbear}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Gingerbread waistcoat}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''10 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Gingerbread trousers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''10 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Candy dress shoes}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''20 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20<br />[[Weapon Damage]] +15<br />+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Candy necktie}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''20 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +20%<br />[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15<br />+10% [[Pickpocket|Pickpocket Chance]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Chocolate pocketwatch}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''20 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +20<br />[[Spell Damage]] +15<br />+10% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Trashcostume.gif]][[File:Trashcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
| {{StackItem|giant discarded bottlecap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''62 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 155<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 3<br />[[Mysticality]] -10</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Mysticality]] +10<br />[[Moxie]] +10<br />+5 {{element|Stench}}<br />+5 {{element|Sleaze}}<br>[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Recyctat.gif]]<br />[[Recycling Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|alphabet gum}}
|-
| {{StackItem|giant discarded plastic fork}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''62 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 16 - 31<br />+10% Chance of [[Critical Hit Chance]]<br />[[Combat Initiative]] -10%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|giant discarded torn-up glove}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''62 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 155<br />+5 {{element|Stench}}<br />[[Moxie]] -10</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Gladiatar.gif]][[File:Gladiatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Gladiatorial Glad Rags]]
| {{StackItem|centurion helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />All Attributes +7</small>
| rowspan="6"| +6 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:spqktat.gif]]<br />[[SPQL Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|Bit O' Quail Spleen}}
|-
| {{StackItem|gladiator tunica}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''35 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-15 [[HP]] per adventure</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|madius}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''35 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 10 - 20<br />+7 to [[Monster Level]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|radiator heater shield}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''35 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 6<br />Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|pteruges}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Roman sadnals}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''35 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+2 Stat(s) Per Fight</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Gnaugacostume.gif]][[File:Gnaugacostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Gnauga Hides]]
| {{StackItem|gnauga hide whip}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''no stat required''<br />Damage: 2 - 4<br />+3% [[Items from Monsters|Item drops from monsters]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Damage Reduction]]: 3
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Gnaugatat.gif]]<br />[[Gnauga Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Gummi-Gnauga}}
|-
| {{StackItem|gnauga hide buckler}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''30 [[muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5<br />All Attributes +3</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|gnauga hide chaps}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''25 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +30</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:vwgovatar.gif]][[File:vwgovatar_f.gif]]<br /> [[Government-Issued Garb]]
| {{StackItem|government-issued eyeshade}}
| <small>Hat:<br />Power: 50<br />+10% to all [[Stat gain multipliers|Moxie Gains]]<br />+25 Damage vs. Ghosts<br />+5 [[Pool Skill]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| +25% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br /> +25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:vwgovttat.gif]]<br />[[Government-Issued Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|government-issued candy}}
|-
| {{StackItem|government-issued slacks}}
| <small>Pants:<br />Power: 50<br />+10% to all [[Stat gain multipliers|Muscle Gains]]<br />+25% Damage vs. Skeletons<br />+5 [[Fishing Skill]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|government-issued necktie}}
| <small>+10% to all [[Stat gain multipliers|Mysticality Gains]]<br />+25% Damage vs Zombies<br />+X% [[Meat from Monsters]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Grasstume.gif]][[File:Grasstume_f.gif]]<br />[[Grass Guise]]
| {{StackItem|Grass hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''25 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +10</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 [[HP]] per adventure
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Eggtat.gif]]<br />[[Oyster Egg Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|foie gras}}
|-
| {{StackItem|grass blade}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''25 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 8 - 16<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|grass skirt}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''25 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[Moxie]] +5</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:reaperoutfit.gif]][[File:reaperoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
| {{StackItem|corrosive cowl}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''150 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+30 {{element|Spooky}}<br />Stupendous {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br />[[Non-Standard Elements#Slime|Slime]] Hates It</small>
| rowspan="3"| +100 {{element|Spooky}}<br>+100 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:reapertat.gif]]<br />[[Reaper Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Children of the candy corn}}
|-
| {{StackItem|villainous scythe}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''150 [[Muscle]] required''<br /> Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Non-Standard Elements#Slime|Slime]] Really Hates It<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%<br />+20% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|corroded breeches}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''150 [[Moxie]] required''<br /> Power: 200<br />[[Non-Standard Elements#Slime|Slime]] Hates It<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +50<br />+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:guzzlroutfit.gif]][[File:guzzlroutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Guzzlr Uniform]]
| {{StackItem|Guzzlr hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 100<br />Earn 25% more stats from [[Guzzlr tablet|guzzlr deliveries]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| +25% [[Combat Initiative]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:guzzlrtattoo.gif]]<br />[[Guzzlr Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| A random booze item (see [[A repeat Guzzlr customer|this list]])
|-
| {{StackItem|Guzzlr pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 100<br />Get more [[guzzlrbuck|Guzzlrbucks]] for successful deliveries</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Guzzlr shoes}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />Make [[Guzzlr tablet|Guzzlr deliveries]] in less time</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Yogoutfit.gif]][[File:Yogoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Hateful Habiliment]]
| {{StackItem|Lens of Hatred}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''125 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br />[[Deleveling|Reduce enemy defence]] by 10%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60%</small>
| rowspan="6"| All Attributes +15%
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Yogtat.gif]]<br />[[Yog-Urt Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|worst candy}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Staff of Simmering Hatred}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''125 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-30 [[MP]] per adventure<br />[[Deleveling|Reduce enemy defence]] by 10%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Cold Stone of Hatred}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''125 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />[[Deleveling|Reduce enemy defence]] by 10%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Pantaloons of Hatred}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''125 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+4 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped<br />[[Deleveling|Reduce enemy defence]] by 10%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60%<br />Generates a lot of static electricity (Grants [[Static Shock (pants)|Static Shock]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''125 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you]]<br />[[Deleveling|Reduce enemy defence]] by 10%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60%<br />Makes running more comfortable (Restores [[HP]] when successfully [[Run Away|running from battle]])</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Girdle of Hatred}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''125 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +45%<br />[[Deleveling|Reduce enemy defence]] by 10%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +60%<br />Tightenable (Grants [[Tighten Girdle]])</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Radmineoutfit.gif]][[File:Radmineoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[High-Radiation Mining Gear]]
| {{StackItem|radiation-resistant helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br /> Power: 50<br />-10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Cold Resistance]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Radminetat.gif]]<br />[[High-Radiation Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Glo-Pop}}
|-
| {{StackItem|high-energy mining laser}}
| <small>Weapon:<br /> Damage: 5 - 10<br />[[Fumble Chance|2x]] chance of fumble <br /> +20 {{element|Hot}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|servo-assisted exo-pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />Power: 50<br />[[Combat Initiative]] -30%</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Hodgmanoutfit.gif]][[File:Hodgmanoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Hodgman's Regal Frippery]]
| {{StackItem|Hodgman's porkpie hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''200 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />All Attributes +20%<br />+25 [[Hobo Power]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| +25 [[Hobo Power]]<br>(Grants [[summon hobo underling]])
| rowspan="3"| [[File:hodgmantat.gif]]<br />[[Hobo Glyph Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|roll of Hob-Os}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Hodgman's lobsterskin pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''200 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />All Attributes +20%<br />+25 [[Hobo Power]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Hodgman's bow tie}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''200 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />All Attributes +20%<br />+25 [[Hobo Power]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Ninjacostume.gif]][[File:Ninjacostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]]
| {{StackItem|cold ninja mask}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''25 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +15%</small>
| rowspan="3"| So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}<br />So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Ninja.gif]]<br />[[Ninja Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Cold Hots candy}}
|-
| {{StackItem|icy-hot katana}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''30 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 9 - 18<br />+3 {{element|Hot}}<br />+3 {{element|Cold}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Ninja hot pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''20 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 70<br />+4 {{element|Hot}}</small>
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Clayoutfit.gif]][[File:Clayoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Hot Daub Ensemble]]
| {{StackItem|hot daub bun}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''27 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 85<br />+9 {{element|Hot}}<br />+9 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Claytat.gif]]<br />[[Clay Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|daub-breaker}}
|-
| {{StackItem|foot-long hot daub}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''27 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 9 - 17<br />+9 {{element|Hot}}<br />+9 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|hot daub stand}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''27 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 85<br />+9 {{element|Hot}}<br />+9 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}</small>
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Coldhobooutfit.gif]][[File:Coldhobooutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
| {{StackItem|Frosty's old silk hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''200 [[muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Muscle +20%<br />+30 {{element|Cold}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)</small>
| rowspan="3"| +50 {{element|Cold}}<br>(Grants [[Overload Discarded Refrigerator]] while in Hobopolis)
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Colhobotat.gif]]<br />[[Snowballs Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|frostbite-flavored Hob-O}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Frosty's nailbat}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''200 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />Muscle +30%<br/>+3% chance of Critical Hit<br />+30 {{element|Cold}}<br/><br />(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Frosty's carrot}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''200 [[muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br/>Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)</small>


|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Knightvatar.gif]][[File:Knightvatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Knight's Armor]]
| {{StackItem|Helm of the white knight}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 60<br />Regenerate 2-5 [[HP]] and [[MP]] per adventure<br />Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements</small>
| rowspan="3"| +10% Pickpocket Chance
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Bknight.gif]]<br />[[Black Knight Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Pawn cookie}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Trousers of the white knight}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''15 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power:60 <br />All Attributes +3<br />Maximum [[HP]]/[[MP]] +15</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Wristwatch of the white knight}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''15 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +10%<br />+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped.

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Guardcostume.gif]][[File:Guardcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
| {{StackItem|Knob Goblin elite helm}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 60<br />[[Muscle]] +3</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Muscle]] +7
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Eliteguard.gif]]<br />[[Elite Guard Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Knob Goblin steroids}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Knob Goblin elite polearm}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''15 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 6 - 12<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +3</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Knob Goblin elite pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''15 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 60<br />[[Moxie]] +3</small>

|-
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Haremcostume.gif]][[File:Haremcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise]]
| {{StackItem|Knob Goblin harem veil}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 10<br />Slight {{element|Stench|Resistance}}</small>
| rowspan="2"| +3 {{element|Sleaze}}
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Haremgirl.gif]]<br />[[Harem Girl Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|Knob Goblin love potion}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Knob Goblin harem pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 10<br />[[Moxie]] +1</small>

|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:latheoutfit.gif]][[File:latheoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Lathed Livery]]
| {{StackItem|hemlock helm}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''50 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Muscle]] +100%<br />+30 [[Monster Level]]<br />+5 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.</small>
| rowspan="4"| +15 [[Familiar Weight]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:lathetat.gif]]<br />[[Lathe Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|fistful of wood shavings}}
|-
| {{StackItem|balsam barrel}}
| <small>Back:<br />'''50 [[muscle]] required''<br />All Attributes +50%<br />+15% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />Regenerate 10-20 [[HP]] and [[MP]] per adventure</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|purpleheart "pants"}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''50 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Moxie]] +100%<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +50%<br />+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Advenutre(s) per day]] when equipped.</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|wormwood wedding ring}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''50 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality]] +100%<br />+50% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br />+30 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+30 {{element|Spooky|Spells}}<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}} (+3)</small>

|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revturtletamer.gif]][[File:Revturtletamer_f.gif‎]]<br />[[Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord]]
| {{StackItem|Elder Turtle Shell}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[muscle]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Muscle]] +11<br />+3 to Familiar Weight</small>
| rowspan="4"| +1 Familiar Experience Per Fight
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revclass2.gif‎]]<br />[[Reversed Turtle Tamer Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate turtle totem}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Flail of the Seven Aspects}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Muscle]] +15<br />Never Fumble<br />Handle Doubles as a Turtling Rod<br />Special Attack: Turtle of Seven Tails</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Galapagosian Cuisses}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[muscle]] required''<br />Power: 125<br />[[Muscle]] +11<br />+5 to Familiar Weight<br /></small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Garter of the Turtle Poacher}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''45 [[muscle]] required''<br />[[Muscle]] +11<br />Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure<br />Increases the Effectiveness of Turtle Pheromones*</small>

|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revdiscobandit.gif]][[File:Revdiscobandit_f.gif‎]]<br />[[Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord]]
| {{StackItem|Disco 'Fro Pick}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Moxie]] +11<br />Combat Initiative +11%</small>
| rowspan="4"| +50% [[Combat Initiative]]
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revclass5.gif‎]]<br />[[Reversed Disco Bandit Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate disco ball}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Moxie]] +11<br />+23% Meat from Monsters<br />+15 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills<br />Special Attack: Funk Bluegrass Fusion</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Volartta's bellbottoms}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 125<br />[[Moxie]] +11<br />Ranged Damage +11</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Bling of the New Wave}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''45 [[moxie]] required''<br />[[Moxie]] +11<br />Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure<br />1 Additional Pickpocket Attempt</small>

|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revaccordionthief.gif]][[File:Revaccordionthief_f.gif‎]]<br />[[Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer‎]]
| {{StackItem|El Sombrero De Lopez}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Moxie]] +11<br />Ranged Damage +7</small>
| rowspan="4"| +50% [[Pickpocket]] bonus 
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revclass6.gif‎]]<br />[[Reversed Accordion Thief Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate stolen accordion}}
|-
| {{StackItem|The Trickster's Trikitixa}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Moxie]] +15<br/>Ranged Damage +23<br/>+11% Item Drops from Monsters<br/>Special Attack: Extreme High Note</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Lederhosen of the Night}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 125<br />[[Moxie]] +11<br />Combat Initiative +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''45 [[moxie]] required''<br />[[Moxie]] +11<br />Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure<br />Keep 1 additional song in your head</small>

|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revpastamancer.gif]][[File:Revpastamancer_f.gif‎]]<br />[[Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master]]
| {{StackItem|Colander of Em-er'il}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Mysticality]] +11<br />Regenerate 2-6 MP per adventure</small>
| rowspan="4"| Pasta Ghosts Level Up Faster (+1 [[Pasta Guardians|Pasta Guardian]] Experience Per Fight)
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revclass3.gif‎]]<br />[[Reversed Pastamancer Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate pasta spoon}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Mysticality]] +15<br />+50% Food Drops from Monsters<br />Combat Initiative +40%<br />Special Attack: Noodles of Fire</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Angelhair Culottes}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 125<br />[[Mysticality]] +11<br />Spell Damage +15</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''45 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality]] +11<br />Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure<br />Summon 5 Additional Pasta Guardians Per Day<br /></small>

|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revsauceror.gif]][[File:Revsauceror_f.gif‎]]<br />[[Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro‎]]
| {{StackItem|Ancient Saucehelm}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Mysticality]] +11<br />Spell Damage +11</small>
| rowspan="4"| Better Saucespheres (Increases MP/HP output from casting spells through Jabanero/Jalapeno saucespheres by 50%, rounded down)
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revclass4.gif‎]]<br />[[Reversed Sauceror Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate saucepan}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Windsor Pan of the Source}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Mysticality]] +15<br />Spell Damage +23<br />+11% chance of Spell Critical Hit<br />Special Attack: Saucemageddon</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Newman's Own Trousers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 125<br />[[Mysticality]] +11<br />Regenerate 3-7 MP per adventure</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''45 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality]] +11<br />Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure<br />3 Additional Scrumptious Reagent Summons Per Day*<br /></small>

|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revsealclubber.gif]][[File:Revsealclubber_f.gif‎]]<br />[[Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher‎]]
| {{StackItem|Scalp of Gorgolok}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''15 [[muscle]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Muscle]] +11<br />Weapon Damage +11</small>
| rowspan="4"| +100% Item Drops from Infernal Seals
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Revclass1.gif‎]]<br />[[Reversed Seal Clubber Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|chocolate seal-clubbing club}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[Muscle]] +23<br />+10% chance of Critical Hit<br />+20 Physical Damage<br />Special Attack: Bashing Slam Smash</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Krakrox's Loincloth}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[muscle]] required''<br />Power: 125<br />[[Muscle]] +11<br />Combat Initiative +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Claw of the Infernal Seal}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''45 [[muscle]] required''<br />[[Muscle]] +11<br />Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure<br />5 Additional Seal Summons Per Day*<br /></small>
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Luniform.gif]][[File:Luniform_f.gif]]<br />[[Luniform]]
| {{StackItem|Moonthril Circlet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-45%</small>
| rowspan="3"| Weapon Damage +25%<br>Spell Damage +25%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Lunartat.gif]]<br />[[Lunar Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Comet Drop}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Moonthril Flamberge}}<br /><br /><small><center>''or''</center></small><br />{{StackItem|Moonthril Longbow}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 10 - 20<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-45%</small><br /><br /><small><center>''or''</center></small><br /><small>Weapon:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 10 - 20<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-45%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Moonthril Greaves}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-45%<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +0-45%<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-45%</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:marbleoutfit.gif]][[File:marbleoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Marble Materials]]
| {{StackItem|marble mariachi hat}}
| <small>Hat: <br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />+10 [[Monster Level]] <br /> [[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +30% <br /> Damages enemies who hit you</small>
| rowspan="6"| +10 [[Familiar Weight]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:marbletat.gif]]<br />[[Marble Materials Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|Mallomarbles}}
|-
| {{StackItem|marble mantle}}
| <small>Back: <br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]:10<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%<br />Damages enemies who hit you</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|marble mignonette bowl}}
| <small>Off-hand: <br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerates]] 4-8 MP per adventure<br />+40 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}<br />Damages enemies who hit you</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|marble maebari}}
| <small>Pants: <br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%<br />+20 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />Damages enemies who hit you</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|marble magnet}}
| <small>Accessory: <br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30%<br />Damages enemies who hit you</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|marble medallion}}
| <small>Accessory: <br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%<br />Superhuman {{element|Spooky|Resistance}} (+5)<br />Damages enemies who hit you</small>

|-
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Gmerkinoutfit.gif]][[File:Gmerkinoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Mer-kin Gladiatorial Gear]]
| {{StackItem|Mer-kin gladiator mask}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''85 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br /><font color="red">-25%</font> [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-50%</font><br />[[Underwater adventuring#Air supply|Lets you Breathe Underwater]]</small>
| rowspan="2"| +3% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]] <br />(Allows entrance to [[Mer-kin Gymnasium|the Mer-kin Gymnasium]], [[Mer-kin Elementary School|the Mer-kin Elementary School]] and [[Mer-kin Colosseum|the Mer-kin Colosseum]])
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Merkgtat.gif]]<br />[[Mer-kin Gladiator Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|Mer-kin saltmint}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''85 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-25%</font><br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 10<br /><font color="red">+2</font> [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Smerkinoutfit.gif]][[File:Smerkinoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Mer-kin Scholar's Vestments]]
| {{StackItem|Mer-kin scholar mask}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''85 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br /><font color="red">-25%</font> [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-50%</font><br />[[Underwater adventuring#Air supply|Lets you Breathe Underwater]]</small>
| rowspan="2"| +10% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]] <br />(Allows entrance to [[Mer-kin Gymnasium|the Mer-kin Gymnasium]], [[Mer-kin Elementary School|the Mer-kin Elementary School]] and [[Mer-kin Library|the Mer-kin Library]])
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Merkstat.gif]]<br />[[Mer-kin Scholar Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|Mer-kin saltsquid}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Mer-kin scholar tailpiece}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''85 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-25%</font><br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%<br /><font color="red">+2</font> [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Meteoravatar.gif]][[File:Meteoravatar f.gif]]<br />[[Meteor Masquerade]]
| {{StackItem|Meteortarboard}}
| <small>Hat:<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 4-8 [[MP]] per adventure<br />[[Mysticality]] +15%<br />+10% [[Critical Spell Chance|chance of Spell Critical Hit]]</small>
| rowspan="6"| +50% [[Meat from Monsters|Meat Drops from Monsters]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Meteortat.gif]]<br />[[Meteoroid Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|cocoa chondrule}}
|-
|  {{StackItem|Shooting morning star}}           
| <small>Weapon (1-handed flail):<br />[[Muscle]] +15%<br />+15 {{element|Hot}}<br />Successful hit weakens opponent</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|Meteorb}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />[[Mysticality]] +5<br />Maximum [[MP Modifiers|MP]] +10%<br />Contributes {{element|Hot}} to your spells</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|Meteorite guard}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br />Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}<br />75% Chance of Preventing [[Negative Status Attacks]]</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|Asteroid belt}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />+10 to [[Monster Level]]<br />[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +50%<br />Deflects 25% of enemy attacks</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|Meteorthopedic shoes}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +30%<br />[[Moxie]] +15%<br />+5  [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped</small>

|-
| rowspan="5"| [[File:Mimeatar.gif]][[File:Mimeatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Miming Regalia]]
| {{StackItem|Miming beret}}
| <small>Hat:<br />No stat required<br />Power: 100<br />[[Damage Reduction|Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}</small>
| rowspan="5"| [[Damage Reduction|Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}}<br />So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br />So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br />So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}<br />So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
| rowspan="5"| [[File:Mimetat.gif]]<br />[[Mime Tattoo]]
| rowspan="5"| {{StackItem|Good 'n' Quiet}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Miming shirt}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />No stat required<br />Power: 50<br />[[Damage Reduction|Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Miming corduroys}}
| <small>Pants:<br />No stat required<br />Power: 50<br />[[Damage Reduction|Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Miming gloves}}
| <small>Pants:<br />No stat required<br />[[Damage Reduction|Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Miming boots}}
| <small>Pants:<br />No stat required<br />[[Damage Reduction|Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Minercostume.gif]][[File:Minercostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Mining Gear]]
| {{StackItem|miner's helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''25 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />+5% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| +5% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br/>(Allows mining [[Deep Inside the Knob Shaft]] and [[Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine]])
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Minertat.gif]]<br />[[Miner Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|dwarf bread}}
|-
| {{StackItem|7-Foot Dwarven mattock}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''25 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 8 - 16<br />[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|miner's pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''25 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +20</small>

|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:mushoutfit.gif]][[File:mushoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Mushroom Masquerade]]
| {{StackItem|mushroom cap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 100<br />+25 to [[Monster Level]]<br />+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />+5 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.</small>
| rowspan="4"| All Attributes +25%<br />Maximum [[HP]]/[[MP]] +25<br />+50% [[Combat Initiative]]<br />+5 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]<br />+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />Serious Resistance to All Elements
| rowspan="4"| [[File:mushtat.gif]]<br />[[Mushroom Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|Marshroom}}
|-
| {{StackItem|mushroom shield}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''No stat required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 6<br />[[Muscle]] +40<br />[[Mysticality]] -20<br />[[Moxie]] -20<br />[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be more attracted to you.]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|mushroom pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Moxie]] +40<br />[[Muscle]] -20<br />[[Mysticality]] -20<br />[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be much less attracted to you.]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|mushroom badge}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />[[Mysticality]] +40<br />[[Muscle]] -20<br />[[Moxie]] -20<br />-25 to [[Monster Level]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Dnaoutfit.gif]][[File:Dnaoutfit f.gif]]<br />[[Mutant Couture]]
| {{StackItem|parasitic headgnawer}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 30<br />[[Passive Damage|Deals 2X-3X damage to attackers.]]</small>
| rowspan="4"| Release Your Inner Mutant<br>(Allows the use of the [[Strangle]], [[Disarm]] and [[Entangle]] skills)<br />(Strengthens the effect of each outfit piece)
| rowspan="4"| [[File:dnatat.gif]]<br />[[DNA Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|Gummi-DNA}}
|-
| {{StackItem|parasitic claw}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''No stat required''<br />Damage: 3 - 6<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|+X Weapon Damage]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Parasitic strangleworm}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''No stat required''<br />[[Damage Reduction|Damage Reduction: X]] +20</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Parasitic tentacles}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 30<br />[[Combat Initiative|Combat Initiative +X%]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:vwmutatar.gif]][[File:vwmutatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Mutant Parts Apparel]]
| {{StackItem|mutant crown}}
| <small>Hat: <br />''50 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+15 to [[Monster Level]]<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]+25%<br />Regenerates 25-50 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +100%<br />+50 to [[Monster Level]]<br />
| rowspan="3"| [[File:vwmuttat.gif]]<br />[[Mutant Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|mutated candy lump}}
|-
| {{StackItem|mutant arm}}
| <small>Weapon: <br />''50 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />+5 to [[Monster Level]]<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +25<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +50%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|mutant legs}}
| <small>Pants: <br />''50 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+10 to [[Monster Level]]<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10<br />+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:oilvatar.gif]][[File:oilvatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Oil Rig]]
| {{StackItem|oil cap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''42 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 115<br />Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure<br />So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)</small>
| rowspan="3"| +30% [[Combat Initiative]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:oiltat.gif]]<br />[[Oil Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|crude crudités}}
|-
| {{StackItem|oil lamp}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''45 [[muscle]] required''<br />+5 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|oil slacks}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''45 [[moxie]] required''<br />Combat Initiative +20%</small>
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Lumbercostume.gif]][[File:Lumbercostume_f.gif]]<br />[[OK Lumberjack Outfit]]
| {{StackItem|balaclava}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''10 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| +10% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Canadiatat.gif]]<br />[[Little Canadia Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|maple syrup}}
|-
| {{StackItem|los chinos}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''12 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 55<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +20</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|disbelief suspenders}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''10 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Slight {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:palmoutfit.gif]][[File:palmoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
| {{StackItem|extra-large palm-frond toupee}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
| rowspan="3"| [[File:palmtat.gif]]<br />[[Palm Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|bit-o-cactus}} <br />''or''<br />{{StackItem|honey-dipped locust}}
|-
| {{StackItem|palm-frond whip}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''no stat required''<br />Damage: 3 - 5<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|palm-frond capris}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''55  [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 140<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4<br />Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +30</small>

|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Clipoutfit.gif]][[File:Clipoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Paperclippery]]
| {{StackItem|paperclip turban}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />All Attributes +5<br />Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +5<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5</small>
| rowspan="4"| Helpful!<br>(Can prevent an enemy attack)
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Cliptat.gif]]<br />[[Paperclip Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|elderly jawbreaker}}
|-
| {{StackItem|paperclip pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />+2 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|paperclip-on tie}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''no stat required''<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5<br />+1 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|paperclip cape}}
| <small>Back item:<br />''75 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Regenerate 5-7 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:para_outfit.gif]][[File:para_outfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Paraffinalia]]
| {{StackItem|paraffin pith helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br /> +10 {{element|Cold}}<br />Lets you unleash a prismatic attack</small>
| rowspan="6"|+50% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />+100% [[Meat from Monsters]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:para_tat.gif]]<br />[[Paraffinalia Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|Para-Pop}}
|-
| {{StackItem|paraffin poncho}}
| <small>Back:<br />''no stat required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10<br />+10 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />Lets you unleash a prismatic attack</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|paraffin pseudoaccordion}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''no stat required''<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+10 {{element|Spooky}}<br />Lets you unleash a prismatic attack</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|paraffin palazzos}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''no stat required''<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10<br />+10 {{element|Stench}}<br />Lets you unleash a prismatic attack</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|paraffin punching bag}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''no stat required''<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10<br />+10 {{element|Hot}}<br />Lets you unleash a prismatic attack</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|paraffin pendant}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''no stat required''<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +10<br />Lets you unleash a prismatic attack</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:macheoutfit.gif]][[File:macheoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Pinata Provisions]]
| {{StackItem|papier-mitre}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''20 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />+2 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />Helps you describe things</small>
| rowspan="3"|[[Damage Reduction]]: 15
| rowspan="3"|[[File:rad_tat.gif]]<br />[[Rad Lib Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"|{{StackItem|pile of candy}} 
|-
| {{StackItem|papier-mâchuridars}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''20 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +25%<br />[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]<br />Improves Things</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|papier-masque}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''20 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10<br />Regenerate 2-4 HP and MP per adventure<br />Makes your possessions seem more interesting

|-
| rowspan="5"| [[File:prealmoutfit.gif]][[File:prealmoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[PirateRealm Assortment]]
| {{StackItem|PirateRealm party hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10<br /> Gain more [[FunPoints]] during PirateRealm adventures</small>
| rowspan="5"| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%
| rowspan="5"| [[File:prealmtat.gif]]<br />[[PirateRealm Tattoo]]
| rowspan="5"| {{StackItem|one piece of bubble gum}}
|-
| {{StackItem|conquistador's breastplate}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power 80<br />So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]] (+2)<br />+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]</small>
|- 
| {{StackItem|piratical blunderbuss}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''No stat required''<br />Damage: 8 - 16<br />+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />+30% Booze Drops from Monsters</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|pirate radio ring}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />+2 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+2 {{element|Stench}}<br />+2 {{element|Hot}}<br />+2 {{element|Cold}}<br />+2 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|plush sea serpent}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />-100 to [[Monster Level]] (Underwater Only)</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:pigironoutfit.gif]][[File:pigironoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Pork Elf Prizes]]
| {{StackItem|pig-iron helm}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''30 [[moxie]] required''<br /> Power: 90<br /> [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7, [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops]] +10%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:pigirontat.gif]]<br />[[Pig Iron Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Elvish delight}}
|-
| {{StackItem|pig-iron shinguards}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[muscle]] required''<br /> Power: 90<br /> [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6, [[Combat Initiative]] +10%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|pig-iron bracers}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''30 [[mysticality]] required''<br /> [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +8, [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Radioheadoutfit.gif]][[File:Radioheadoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Primitive Radio Duds]]
| {{StackItem|Voluminous Radio Hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure</small>
| rowspan="3"| Slight Resistance to All Elements
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Vol_tat.gif]]<br />[[Notes Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| none
|-
| {{StackItem|Voluminous Radio Pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />Regenerate 0-5 HP per adventure</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Voluminous Radio Sneakers}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''60 [[mysticality]] required''<br />All Attributes +10</small>

|-
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Psychicoutfit.gif]][[File:Psychicoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Psychic Enpsemble]]
| {{StackItem|psychic's circlet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped<br />Regenerate 3-6 MP per adventure<br />Spell Damage +10</small>
| rowspan="4"| +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
| rowspan="4"| [[File:Psychictat.gif]]<br />[[Psychic Tattoo]]
| rowspan="4"| {{StackItem|mystery lollipop}}
|-
| {{StackItem|psychic's crystal ball}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''35 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />All Attributes +5<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +20%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|psychic's pslacks}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+2 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped<br />Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|psychic's amulet}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''35 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10<br />Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:hothobooutfit.gif]][[File:hothobooutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia]]
| {{StackItem|Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''200 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Mysticality]] +20%<br /> +30 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Saucerors only)</small>
| rowspan="3"| +40 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}<br>Restores 20-30 MP per adventure<br>(Grants [[Start Trash Fire]] while in Hobopolis)
| rowspan="3"| [[File:hothobotat.gif]]<br />[[Burning Tire Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|sterno-flavored Hob-O}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Ol' Scratch's ash can}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''200 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />All Spells Cast Are Hot<br />Spell Damage +100%<br />+30 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Saucerors only)</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Ol' Scratch's ol' britches}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''200  [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br>Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}<br><br>(Bonus for Saucerors only)</small>

|-
| rowspan="5"| [[File:Fpmoutfit.gif]][[File:Fpmoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Pyrotechnic Paper Paraphernalia]]
| {{StackItem|burning paper hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 100<br />Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br />Maximum HP/MP +25<br />Regenerate 6-10 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure</small>
| rowspan="5"| +30 {{element|Hot}}<br />+30 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
| rowspan="5"| [[File:Fpmtat.gif]]<br />[[Burning News Tattoo]]
| rowspan="5"| {{StackItem|hot button candy}}
|-
| {{StackItem|burning cape}}
| <small>Back item:<br />''No stat required''<br />Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}<br />Maximum HP/MP +25<br />+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|burning paper crane}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''No stat required''<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}<br />Maximum HP/MP +25<br />+10 to Familiar Weight</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|burning paper jorts}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 100<br />Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}<br />Maximum HP/MP +25<br />Spell Damage +25</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|burning paper slippers}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br />Maximum HP/MP +25<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +50%</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Rkolcostume.gif]][[File:Rkolcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Radio Free Regalia]]
| {{StackItem|Radio Free Baseball Cap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />Intrinsic Effect: [[Radio Head]]<br />''([[Moxie]] +20)''</small>
| rowspan="3"| Never Fumble
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Radiotat.gif]]<br />[[Radio Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| None
|-
| {{StackItem|Radio Free Foil}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''60 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 15 - 30<br />Intrinsic Effect: [[Shiny Happy Weapon]]<br />''([[Muscle]] +20)''</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Radio Free Pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />Intrinsic Effect: [[Free Bird]]<br />''([[Mysticality]] +20)''</small>

|-
| rowspan="8"|[[File:bossoutfit.gif]][[File:bossoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Raiments of the Final Boss]]
| {{StackItem|Helm of the Scream Emperor}}
| <small>Hat:<br />Power:120<br />Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure<br />+2 Stat(s) Per Fight<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
| rowspan="8"| All Attributes +10%
| rowspan="8"| [[File:bosstat.gif]]
| rowspan="8"| {{StackItem|Boss Drops}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Cloak of Dire Shadows}}
| <small>Back item:<br />Maximum MP +40<br />+10% Meat from Monsters<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Sword of Dark Omens}}
| <small>1-handed weapon:<br />Damage: 12 - 24<br />+3 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+3 {{element|Stench}}<br />+3 {{element|Hot}}<br />+3 {{element|Cold}}<br />+3 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />Spell Damage +50%<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Shield of Icy Fate}}
| <small>Off-hand item (shield):<br />Damage Reduction: 7<br />Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)<br />Weapon Damage +25%<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Greaves of the Murk Lord}}
| <small>Pants:<br />Power:120<br />Regenerate 2-5 HP per adventure<br />+5 to Familiar Weight<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Boots of Twilight Whispers}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.<br />Combat Initiative +25%<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Belt of Howling Anger}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped<br />+3% chance of Critical Hit<br />All Attributes +5%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Gauntlets of the Blood Moon}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />Maximum HP +75<br />+5% Item Drops from Monsters<br />All Attributes +5%</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:orbisoncostume.gif]][[File:Orbisoncostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Roy Orbison Disguise]]
| {{StackItem|clingfilm cap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 [[MP]] per adventure</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Moxie]] +15
| rowspan="3"| [[File:orbisontat.gif]]<br /> [[Roy Orbison Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|fruitfilm}}
|-
| {{StackItem|clingfilm trousers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''60 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />[[Mysticality]] +9</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|clingfilm slippers}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''60 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Spell Damage +15</small>
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[file:sailoroutfit.gif]][[file:sailoroutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Seafaring Suit]]
| {{StackItem|foam commodore's hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''85 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power:200<br />Weapon Damage +25%<br />Spell Damage +25%</small>
| rowspan="3"| +100% [[Combat Initiative]]
| rowspan="3"| [[file:sailortat.gif]]<br />[[Sailor Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|candy crayons}}
|-
| {{StackItem|miniature deck cannon}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''85 [[moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />Ranged Damage +25<br />Regenerate 10-20 HP and MP per adventure</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|foam naval trousers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''85 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Combat Initiative +50%</small>
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Fishingoutfit.gif]][[File:Fishingoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Shallow Sea Fishing Outfit]]
| {{StackItem|spearfish fishing spear}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''30 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 15 - 30<br />Weapon Damge +50%<br />+10 Monster Level<br />+5 [[Fishing Skill]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| +5 [[Fishing Skill]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Fishingtat.gif]]<br />[[Shallow Sea Fishing Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Finnish Fish}}
|-
| {{StackItem|waders}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)<br />+5 Stat(s) per Fight<br />+5 [[Fishing Skill]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|lucky rabbitfish fin}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''30 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Regenerate 10 -12 HP and MP per adventure<br />+5 to Familiar Weight<br />+5 [[Fishing Skill]]
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:vwslimatar.gif]][[File:vwslimatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Slime Enslamble]]
| {{StackItem|slime fedora}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''30 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%<br />+10% [[Critical Spell Chance|Chance of Spell Critical Hit]]<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 10-15 MP per adventure</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +100%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:vwslimetat.gif]]<br />[[Slime Blob Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|virgin jello shot}}
|-
| {{StackItem|slime knuckles}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''30 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Damage: 15 - 30<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%<br />+25 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|slime waders}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 150<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}} (+3)</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:slimeoutfit.gif]][[File:slimeoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Slimesuit]]
| {{StackItem|hardened slime hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />200 [[Moxie]] required<br /> Power: 200<br /> Serious Resistance to All Elements<br />Damage Reduction: 10<br />Muscle +20%</small>
| rowspan="3"| Serious Resistance to All Elements
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Slimetat.gif]]<br />[[Slime Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Good 'n' Slimy}}
|-
| {{StackItem|hardened slime pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />200 [[Moxie]] required<br /> Power: 200<br /> Serious Resistance to All Elements<br />Never Fumble<br />Moxie +20%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|hardened slime belt}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />200 [[Mysticality]] required<br /> Serious Resistance to All Elements<br />Regenerate 10-30 HP and MP per adventure<br />Mysticality +20%</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Potterysuit.gif]][[File:Potterysuit_f.gif]]<br />[[Smoked Pottery]]
| {{StackItem|pottery hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />Power: 45<br />Slight {{element|Cold|resistance}}<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| +15 {{element|Hot}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:potterytat.gif]]<br />[[Pottery Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:hotash.gif]]<br />[[volcanic ash]]
|-
| {{StackItem|pottery shield}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />Damage Reduction: 3<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|pottery training pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />Power: 50<br />All Attributes +3<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}<br /></small>

|-
| rowspan="5"| [[File:Smoochav.gif]][[File:Smoochav_f.gif]]<br />[[SMOOCH Army Uniform]]
| {{StackItem|SMOOCH breastplate}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''37 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 105<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +40<br />Damages Attacking Opponent</small>
| rowspan="5"| Hurt those who touch you even more!
| rowspan="5"| [[File:Smoochtat.gif]]<br />[[Smooch Tattoo]]
| rowspan="5"| {{StackItem|Hersey™ SMOOCH}}
|-
|  {{StackItem|SMOOCH codpiece}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''25 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +20<br />Damages Attacking Opponent</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|SMOOCH bracers}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''27 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +15<br />Damages Attacking Opponent</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|SMOOCH kneepads}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''30 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />Damages Attacking Opponent</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|SMOOCH spaulders}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''32 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +25<br />Damages Attacking Opponent</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:vwsnakatar.gif]][[File:vwsnakatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Snakeskin Suit]]
| {{StackItem|snakeskin cowboy hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''20 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5<br />[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +50%</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +100%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:vwsnaketat.gif]]<br />[[Snakeskin Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|licorice snake (item)}}
|-
| {{StackItem|snakeskin jacket}}
| <small>Shirt: <br />20 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15<br />Regenerate 5-10 [[HP Restorers|HP]] and [[MP Restorers|MP]] per adventure</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|snakeskin thighboots}}
| <small>Pants: <br />20 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +50%</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Snowmanoutfit.gif]][[File:Snowmanoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Snowman Suit]]
| {{StackItem|snow hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''10 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 3</small>
| rowspan="3"| +15 {{element|Cold}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Snowmantat.gif]]<br />[[Snowman Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|snowball}}
|-
|-
| {{StackItem|snow pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''10 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />So-So {{element|Hot|resistance}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|snow belly}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''10 [[mysticality]] required''<br />+6 Cold Damage</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:spacebeastavatar.gif]][[File:spacebeastavatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Space Beast Furs]]
| {{StackItem|space beast fur hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Damage Reduction]]: 25
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Sbeasttat.gif]]<br />[[Space Beast Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|candy UFOs}}
|-
| {{StackItem|space beast fur whip}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''No stat required''<br />Damage: 2 - 4<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|space beast fur pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5</small>

|-
| rowspan="5"| [[File:Spantvatar.gif]][[File:Spantvatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Spant Armor]]
| {{StackItem|Spant backplate}}
| <small>Back:<br />''20 [[Muscle]] required''<br />All Attributes +5%<br />[[Damage Absorption]]: +100</small>
| rowspan="5"| [[Damage Absorption]]: +200
| rowspan="5"| [[File:Spantat.gif]]<br />[[Spant Tattoo]]
| rowspan="5"| {{StackItem|Spant eggs}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Spant spear}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''20 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 10 - 20<br />All Attributes +10%<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Spant shield}}
| <small>Off-Hand Item:<br />''20 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 6<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%<br />[[Damage Absorption]]: +100</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Spants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''20 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%<br />[[Damage Absorption]]: +100</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Spant shoulderpads}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''20 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%<br />[[Damage Absorption]]: +100</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Spelunkvatar.gif]][[File:Spelunkvatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Spelunker's Gear]]
| {{StackItem|Spelunker's fedora}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />All Attributes +10%<br/ >+4 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped<br />+2 Stat(s) Per Fight</small>
| rowspan="3"| +15% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Spelunktat.gif]]<br />[[Spelunker Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Spechunky bar}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Spelunker's whip}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''No stat required''<br />Damage: 1-2<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25%<br />+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Spelunker's khakis}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +25%<br />Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure<br />[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be more attracted to you]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:stainedvatar.gif]][[File:stainedvatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Stained Glass Suit]]
| {{StackItem|stained glass stetson}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />[[Mysticality]] +20%<br />+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />+5 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}<br />+5 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}<br />+5 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}<br />+5 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}<br />+5 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}</small>
| rowspan="6"| +50% [[Combat Initiative]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:stainedtat.gif]]<br />[[Stained Glass Suit Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|stained hard candy}}
|-
| {{StackItem|stained glass serape}}
| <small>Back:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}} (+3)<br />+5 {{element|Sleaze}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|stained glass shiv}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 12-24<br />[[Moxie]] +20%<br />Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}} (+3)<br />+5 {{element|Stench}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|stained glass shield}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 7<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}} (+3)<br />+5 {{element|Cold}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|stained glass suspenders}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Muscle]] +20%<br />Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}} (+3)<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|stained glass spectacles}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}} (+3)<br />+5 {{element|Spooky}}</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Starcostume.gif]][[File:Starcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Star Garb]]
| {{StackItem|star hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''67 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 165<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +30</small>
| rowspan="3"| All Attributes +7
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Startat.gif]]<br />[[Star Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Senior Mints}}
|-
| {{StackItem|star buckler}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''67 [[muscle]] required''<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 10<br />All Attributes +2</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|star pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''67 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 165<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +20%</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Suckeroutfit.gif]][[File:Suckeroutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Sucker Samurai Suit]]
| {{StackItem|sucker kabuto}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Damage Reduction]]: 10
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Lollitat.gif]]<br />[[Lollipop Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Atomic Pop}}
|-
| {{StackItem|sucker hakama}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|sucker tachi}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''no stat required''<br />Damage: 5 - 10<br />[[Weapon Damage]] +10</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Piratecostume.gif]][[File:Piratecostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Swashbuckling Getup]]
| {{StackItem|eyepatch}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 25<br />[[Moxie]] +2</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Moxie]] +7<br />(Different adventures at [[The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise)|The Pirate's Cove]])
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Pirate.gif]]<br />[[Pirate Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|bottle of rum}}
|-
| {{StackItem|swashbuckling pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''25 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 80<br />[[Moxie]] +4</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|stuffed shoulder parrot}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''25 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +5</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Polyoutfit.gif]][[File:Polyoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Synthetic Suit]]
| {{StackItem|polyester panama hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 50<br>+2 [[Stat_Gains_from_Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br>+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br>Adds Damage to Disco Dances</small>
| rowspan="6"| +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:polytat.gif]]<br />[[Synthetic Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|polyeaster egg}}
|-
| {{StackItem|polyester parachute}}
| <small>Back item:<br />''no stat required''<br />+2 [[Stat_Gains_from_Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br>+10% [[Item_Drops|Weapon Drops from Monsters]]<br>[[Fury]] Increases Your [[Combat Initiative|Initiative]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|polyester peeler}}
| <small>Weapon (1-handed utensil):<br />''no stat required''<br />Damage:5-10<br>[[Spell Damage]] +20%<br>Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure<br>Increases the Damage of [[Stuffed Mortar Shell]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|polyester pad}}
| <small>Off-hand item (shield):<br />''no stat required''<br />Damage Reduction: 3<br />Damage Reduction: 10 (First Hit Only)<br>Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure<br>[[Shieldbutt|Shieldbutting]] [[Stun|Stuns]] [[Monsters|Bad Guys]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|polyester pettipants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''no stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />+2 [[Stat_Gains_from_Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br>Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}} (+3)<br>Makes [[Curse of Vichyssoise]] Way Better
</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|polyester pulsera}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''no stat required''<br />+10% [[Pickpocket|Pickpocket Chance]]<br>[[Combat Initiative]] +20%<br>Causes Songs in your Head to Restore HP</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:ducttapeoutfit.gif]][[File:ducttapeoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Tapered Threads]]
| {{StackItem|duct tape fedora}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''82 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 195<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysicality]] +12<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Combat Initiative]] +30%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:ducttat.gif]]<br />[[Duct Tape Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Angry Farmer's Wife Candy}}
|-
| {{StackItem|duct tape sword}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''82 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 39<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +40<br />+5% [[Items from Monsters]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|duct tape dockers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''82 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 195<br />All Attributes +6<br />Slight Resistance to All Elements</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Sleazehobooutfit.gif]][[File:Sleazehobooutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Tawdry Tramp Togs]]
| {{StackItem|Chester's bag of candy}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''200 [[moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />+30 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />Moxie +10%<br /><br />(Bonus for Disco Bandits only) </small>
| rowspan="3"| +20 Damage to [[Disco Bandit]] Combat Skills<br>Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 50%<br>(Grants [[Hypnotize Hobo]] while in Hobopolis)
| rowspan="3"| [[File:slehobotat.gif]]<br />[[Greasy Bacon Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|fry-oil-flavored Hob-O}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Chester's cutoffs}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''200 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Serious Hot Resistance<br />Serious Stench Resistance<br /><br />(Bonus for Disco Bandits Only)</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Chester's moustache}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''200 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+20 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills<br />Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional +50%<br />+20 {{element|Sleaze}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:tc_outfit.gif]][[File:tc_outfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Terra Cotta Tackle]]
| {{StackItem|terra cotta train}}
| <small>Back:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes</small>
| rowspan="6"| [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +200%<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +100%
| rowspan="6"| [[File:tc_tat.gif]]<br />[[Terra Cotta Tackle Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|terra panna cotta}}
|-
| {{StackItem|terra cotta tongs}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+5 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+5 {{element|Stench}}<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}<br />+5 {{element|Cold}}<br />+5 {{element|Sleaze}}<br  />Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|terra cotta tambourine}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%<br />+10 to [[Monster Level]]<br />Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|terra cotta trousers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]<br />+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|terra cotta truss}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Muscle]] required''<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +40%<br />Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|terra cotta tie tack}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+20% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br />Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes</small>

|-
| rowspan="5"| [[File:clowncostume.gif]][[File:clowncostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Terrifying Clown Suit]]
| {{StackItem|foolscap fool's cap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''5 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 40<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] -2</small>
| rowspan="5"| +5 {{element|Spooky}}
| rowspan="5"| [[File:clowntat.gif]]<br />[[Clown Tattoo]]
| rowspan="5"| {{StackItem|Brick}}
|-
| {{StackItem|bloody clown pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''10 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />+3 {{element|Spooky}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|big red clown nose}}
| <small>Accessory 1:<br />''10 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +7</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|polka-dot bow tie}}
| <small>Accessory 2:<br />''10 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|clown shoes}}
| <small>Accessory 3:<br />''10 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +7</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Towelcostume.gif]][[File:Towelcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Terrycloth Tackle]]
| {{StackItem|makeshift turban}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />Interferes with your vision<br />So-So {{element|Spooky|resistance}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Damage Absorption]] +30
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Toweltat.gif]]<br />[[42 Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|toothbrush}}
|-
| {{StackItem|makeshift skirt}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|makeshift cape}}
| <small>Back item:<br />''35 [[mysticality]] required''<br />+5% [[Items from Monsters]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Blank.gif]][[File:Blank.gif]]<br />[[The Emperor's New Clothes]]
| {{StackItem|The Emperor's new hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 10<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +X (where X is your current level)</small>
| rowspan="3"| Increased transparency
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Blank.gif]]<br />[[The Emperor's New Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|The Emperor's new cookie}}
|-
|  {{StackItem|The Emperor's new shirt}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 10<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +X (where X is your current level)</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|The Emperor's new pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 10<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +X (where X is your current level)</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Jokesterav.gif]][[File:Jokesterav_f.gif]]<br />[[The Jokester's Costume]]
| {{StackItem|The Jokester's wig}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''50 Moxie''<br />Power: 200<br />Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure, +10 to Monster Level, +25 {{element|Spooky|Damage}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| +25% Item Drops from Monsters<br/>+50% Meat from Monsters
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Jokestertat.gif]]<br />[[The Jokester's Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|exploding gum}}
|-
|  {{StackItem|The Jokester's gun}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''50 Moxie''<br />Power: 200<br />+5 Prismatic Damage, Combat Initiative +25%, +50% Pants Drops from Monsters, Can be fired in a weird way once per day to instantly defeat an opponent</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|The Jokester's pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''50 Moxie''<br />Power: 200<br />Regenerate 6-8 HP per adventure, Moxie +20%, Never Fumble</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Skeletonoutfit.gif]][[File:Skeletonoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Thousandth Birthday Suit]]
| {{StackItem|bonedanna}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''45 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}<br/>[[Weapon Damage]] +20</small>
| rowspan="3"| +15 {{element|Spooky}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:skeletat.gif]]<br />[[Skeleton Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|candy skeleton}}
|-
| {{StackItem|boneana hammock}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''45 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 120<br />+20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}<br/>+20 {{element|Sleaze}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|bone spurs}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''45 [[mysticality]] required''<br />+20 to [[Monster Level]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Timecostume.gif]][[File:Timecostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Time Trappings]]
| {{StackItem|Time helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| +3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Hourtat.gif]]<br />[[Hourglass Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Now and Earlier}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Time sword}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''35 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 10 - 20<br />+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Time trousers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Topioutfit.gif]][[File:Topioutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Topiaria]]
| {{StackItem|topeé}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}<br />Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}} <br /> So-So {{element|Cold|Resistance}} <br /> So-So {{element|Stench|Resistance}} <br /> So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}} <br /> So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Topitat.gif]]<br />[[Topiary Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Shrubble Bubble}}
|-
|  {{StackItem|topiary tights}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}}<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|topiary necktie}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Toxoutfit.gif]][[File:Toxoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Toxic Togs]]
| {{StackItem|Isotophat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+10 {{element|Stench}}<br />+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| +20 {{element|Stench}} <br /> +20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Toxictat.gif]]<br />[[Toxic Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|nasty gum}}
|-
|  {{StackItem|Toxic mop}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''50 [[Muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 15-30<br />+10 {{element|Stench}}<br />+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|Three Mile Island shorts}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+10 {{element|Stench}}<br />+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Plexoutfit.gif]][[File:Plexoutfit f.gif]]<br />[[Transparent Trappings]]
| {{StackItem|plexiglass pith helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''75 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 180<br />+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]<br />Regenerate 10-12 [[HP]] and 10-12 [[MP]] per adventure<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%</small>
| rowspan="6"| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Plexitat.gif]]<br />[[Plexiglass Polyhedron Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Plexipips.gif]]<br />[[PlexiPips]]
|-
| {{StackItem|plexiglass pikestaff}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''75 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 18 - 36<br />[[Weapon Damage]] +25<br />+10 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights per day]] when equipped<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|plexiglass pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''75 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 180<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +25%<br />+20% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from monsters]]<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +30%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|plexiglass pendant}}
| <small>Accessory 1:<br />''75 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]<br />Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +30%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|plexiglass pocketwatch}}
| <small>Accessory 2:<br />''75 [[mysticality]] required''<br /> -3 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]<br />+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +30%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|plexiglass pinky ring}}
| <small>Accessory 3:<br />''75 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30<br />Serious [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +30%</small>


|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Tropicaloutfit.gif]][[File:tropicaloutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
| {{StackItem|Tropical Crimbo Hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| All Attributes +10
| rowspan="3"| [[File:tropictat.gif]]<br />[[Tropical Crimbo Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|orange and black Crimboween candy}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Tropical Crimbo Sword}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''35 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 10 - 20<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Tropical Crimbo Shorts}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +30%</small>
|-

| rowspan="6"| [[File:Ssoutfit.gif]][[File:Ssoutfit f.gif]]<br />[[Unblemished Uniform]]
| {{StackItem|stainless steel skullcap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''30 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 90<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +30<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +60<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%</small>
| rowspan="6"| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Staintat.gif]]<br />[[Stainless Steel Sheet Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| [[File:waxbottle.gif]]<br />[[Wax Flask]]
|-
| {{StackItem|stainless steel shillelagh}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''30 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 9 - 18<br />[[Weapon Damage]] +20<br />+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|stainless steel slacks}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''30 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 90<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +15%<br />+20% [[Meat from Monsters]]<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|stainless steel scarf}}
| <small>Accessory 1:<br />''30 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20<br />+20 to [[Monster Level]]<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|stainless steel solitaire}}
| <small>Accessory 2:<br />''30 [[mysticality]] required''<br /> -2 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]<br />+2 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day]] when equipped<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|stainless steel suspenders}}
| <small>Accessory 3:<br />''30 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Damage Absorption]] +60<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Unclehobooutfit.gif]][[File:Unclehobooutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Uncle Hobo's Rags]]
| {{StackItem|Uncle Hobo's stocking cap}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''200 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +20%<br />+20 to [[Monster Level]]</small>
| rowspan="3"| +15% Candy Drops from Monsters
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Crimbeard.gif‎]]<br />[[Crimbo Beard Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|holly-flavored Hob-O}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''200 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%<br />+1% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Uncle Hobo's epic beard}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''200 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%<br />+6 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures per day when equipped]]<br />(+9 in December)</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:velourvatar.gif]][[File:velourvatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Velour Vestments]]
| {{StackItem|velour voulge}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''No stat required''<br />Damage: 5 - 10<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+30% Weapon Drops from Monsters<br />Triples the effect of [[Snarl of the Timberwolf]]</small>
| rowspan="6"| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25<br />[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +25
| rowspan="6"| [[File:velourtat.gif‎]]<br />[[Velour Vestments]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|Velougats™}}
|-
| {{StackItem|velour valise}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''No stat required''<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+30% Booze Drops from Monsters<br />Triples the damage and deleveling of [[Tango of Terror]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|velour vaqueros}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />[[Moxie]] +10<br />+30% Pants Drops from Monsters<br />Triples the effectiveness of the [[Dirge of Dreadfulness]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|velour vambraces}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />[[Muscle]] +10<br />+30% Candy Drops from Monsters<br />Triples the damage of [[Spectral Snapper]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|velour veil}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+30% Accessory Drops from Monsters<br />Triples the damage of [[Fearful Fettucini]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|velour viscometer}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />[[Mysticality]] +10<br />+30% Food Drops from Monsters<br />Triples the effectiveness of [[Scarysauce]]</small>


|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Deadtreeoutfit.gif]][[File:Deadtreeoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Vestments of the Treeslayer]]
| {{StackItem|bark beret}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''5 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 40<br />Damage Reduction: 4</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Damage Reduction]]: 5
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Arborween.gif]]<br />[[Arrrborween Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Ax of L'rose}}<br />(one time)<br /><br />{{StackItem|ribbon candy}}
|-
| {{StackItem|bark boxers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''5 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 40<br />Damage Reduction: 5</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|bark bracelet}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''5 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Damage Reduction: 2</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Stenchhobooutfit.gif]][[File:Stenchhobooutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Vile Vagrant Vestments]]
| {{StackItem|Wand of Oscus}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''200 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />All Spells Cast Are Stinky<br />Spell Damage +100%<br />+30 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Pastamancers only)</small>
| rowspan="3"| -5 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]] (For Pastamancers only)<br>(Grants [[Trashquake]] while in Hobopolis)
| rowspan="3"| [[File:stehobotat.gif]]<br />[[Pile of Garbage Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Oscus's dumpster waders}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''200 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Serious {{element|Hot|Resistance}}<br />Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Pastamancers only)</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Oscus's pelt}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''200 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />Mysticality +20%<br />+30 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}<br /><br />(Bonus for Pastamancers only)</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Shuboutfit.gif]][[File:Shuboutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Violent Vestments]]
| {{StackItem|Lens of Violence}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''125 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+15% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]<br />+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%<br />Allows you to discover your opponents' magical weaknesses (Grants [[Violent Gaze]])</small>
| rowspan="6"| All Attributes +15%
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Shubtat.gif]]<br />[[Shub-Jigguwatt Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|violent pastilles}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Pigsticker of Violence}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''125 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Damage: 20 - 40<br />[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-30 [[HP]] per adventure<br />+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +60%<br />Lets you stab opponents as they fail to attack you</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Brand of Violence}}
| <small>Off-Hand:<br />''125 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20%<br />+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%<br />Allows you to grow your brand by branding opponents (Grants [[Brand]])</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Jodhpurs of Violence}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''125 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 200<br />+4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fights per day]] when equipped<br />+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%<br />Allows moshing (Grants [[Mosh]])</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Ass-Stompers of Violence}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''125 [[Muscle]] required''<br />[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be more attracted to you]]<br />+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%<br />Allows you to stomp asses (Grants [[Stomp Ass]])</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''125 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20%<br />+5% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30%<br />Casts reflections of your spells</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:warhippyoutfit.gif]][[File:warhippyoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[War Hippy Fatigues]]
| {{StackItem|reinforced beaded headband}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''70 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 170<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40</small>
| rowspan="3"| +15 {{element|Stench}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:warhiptat.gif]]<br />[[War Hippy Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Steal This Candy}}
|-
| {{StackItem|bullet-proof corduroys}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''70 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 170<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +40<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 2</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|round purple sunglasses}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''70 [[mysticality]] required''<br />Slight {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:wboutfit.gif]][[File:wboutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Warbear Dress Armor]]
| {{StackItem|warbear dress helmet}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10<br />+25% Booze Drops from Monsters</small>
| rowspan="3"| +10% [[Items from Monsters|Item drops from monsters]]
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Bearclawtat.gif]]<br />[[Bear Claw Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|warbear whosit}}
|-
| {{StackItem|warbear dress greaves}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10<br />+25% Food Drops from Monsters</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|warbear dress bracers}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''35 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10<br />+25% Candy Drops from Monsters</small>

|-
| rowspan="2"| [[File:Crayonoutfit.gif]][[File:Crayonoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Wax Wardrobe]]
| {{StackItem|wax hat}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''10 [[muscle]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7<br />[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]]  +10</small>
| rowspan="2"| [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
| rowspan="2"| [[File:crayontat.gif]]<br />[[Crayon Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|Drizzlers™ Black Licorice}}
|-
| {{StackItem|wax pants}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''10 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 50<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +10%</small>

|-
| rowspan="2"| [[File:whittleoutfit.gif]][[File:whittleoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Whittled Wearables]]
| {{StackItem|whittled tiara}}
| <small>Hat:<br />All Attributes +10<br />+5 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+5 {{element|Stench}}<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}<br />+5 {{element|Cold}}<br />+5 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />+3 Stat(s) Per Fight</small>
| rowspan="2"| [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]]  +50%<br /> [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +25%
| rowspan="2"| [[File:whittletat.gif]]<br />[[Whittle Tattoo]]
| rowspan="2"| {{StackItem|leftover chocolate bar}}
|-
| {{StackItem|whittled shorts}}
| <small>Pants:<br />All Attributes +10<br />So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements (+2)<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 10</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Wickeroutfit.gif]][[File:Wickeroutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Wicker Wear]]
| {{StackItem|wicker slicker}}
| <small>Back:<br />''No stat required''<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}<br />Lets you use [[Shell Up]] multiple times per fight</small>
| rowspan="6"| [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15% <br /> [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15% <br /> [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Wickertat.gif]]<br />[[Wicker Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|Wickers bar}}
|-
|  {{StackItem|wicker sticker}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''No stat required''<br />Damage: 11-22<br />[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%<br />+4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped<br />Is a sweet, sweet knife</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|wicker clicker}}
| <small>Off-hand:<br />''No stat required''<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure<br />[[Cadenza]] will briefly [[stun]] opponents</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|wicker knickers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''No stat required''<br />Power: 50<br />+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+2 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped<br />Increases the effectiveness of [[Shield of the Pastalord]]</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|wicker kickers}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +20%<br />[[HP Modifiers|HP]]+20<br />Add a stomp attack to every [[Smack]]</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|wicker ticker}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''No stat required''<br />Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure<br />[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%<br />Collecting [[Soul Saucery|Soul Sauce]] restores HP</small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:workoutav.gif]][[File:workoutav_f.gif]]<br />[[Workoutfit]]
| {{StackItem|sweatband}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+2 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />[[Damage Reduction]]: 5</small>
| rowspan="3"| +2 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Workouttat.gif]]<br />[[Workout Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|pint of sweat}}
|-
| {{StackItem|gym shorts}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[Moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />+2 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +20%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|ankleweights}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''35 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />+1 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Stats Per Fight]]</small>

|-
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Wroughtoutfit.gif]][[File:Wroughtoutfit f.gif]]<br />[[Wrought Wrappings]]
| {{StackItem|Wrought-iron wig}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''50 [[Moxie]] required''<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />+15 {{element|Cold}}<br />Makes [[Northern Explosion]] deal addtional damage over time</small>
| rowspan="6"| [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
| rowspan="6"| [[File:Wroughttat.gif]]<br />[[Wrought-iron Tattoo]]
| rowspan="6"| {{StackItem|Wrotz}}
|-
|  {{StackItem|Wrought-iron whisk}}
| <small>Weapon (1-handed utensil):<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+10 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+10 [[Monster Level]]<br />Adds many additional balls to [[Salsaball]]</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|Wrought-iron waders}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''40 [[Moxie]] required''<br />+5 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+5 {{element|Stench}}<br />+5 {{element|Hot}}<br />+5 {{element|Cold}}<br />+5 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />+20% [[Meat from Monsters|Meat Drops from Monsters]]<br />Adds extra source of damage to [[Concerto de los Muertos]]</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|Wrought-iron winch crank}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +40%<br />[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 4-6 MP per adventure<br />Increases the damage of [[Spirit Snap]]</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|Wrought-iron widget}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]] +40<br />Adds extra sources of damage to [[Cannelloni Cannon]]</small>
|-
|  {{StackItem|Wrought-iron walker}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''40 [[Mysticality]] required''<br />+3 [[Stat Gains from Fights|Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight]]<br />[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-10 HP per adventure<br />Makes [[Disco Momentum]] cause [[Passive Damage|passive damage]] over time </small>

|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Wumpusoutfit.gif]][[File:Wumpusoutfit_f.gif]]<br />[[Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe]]
| {{StackItem|wumpus-hair wig}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''35 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Moxie]] -5<br />+20 {{element|Stench}}<br />+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}</small>
| rowspan="3"| +10 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+10 {{element|Stench}}<br />+10 {{element|Hot}}<br />+10 {{element|Cold}}<br />+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Wumpustat.gif]]<br />[[Dodecahedron Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|lint}}<br />{{StackItem|dubious peppermint}}
|-
| {{StackItem|wumpus-hair whip}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />Damage: 2 - 3<br />+2 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+2 {{element|Stench}}<br />+2 {{element|Hot}}<br />+2 {{element|Cold}}<br />+2 {{element|Sleaze}}</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|wumpus-hair loincloth}}
| <small>Pants:<br />''35 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 100<br />[[Combat Initiative]] -10%<br />Regenerate 2-8 HP and MP per adventure<br />So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Cold Resistance]]</small>
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:xiblavatar.gif]][[File:xiblavatar_f.gif]]<br />[[Xiblaxian Stealth Suit]]
| {{StackItem|Xiblaxian stealth cowl}}
| <small>Hat:<br />Power: 100<br />[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you.]]<br />[[Mysticality]] +20%</small>
| rowspan="3"| [[Muscle]] +10%<br />[[Mysticality]] +10%<br />[[Moxie]] +10%
| rowspan="3"| [[File:xiblaxtat.gif]]<br />[[Xiblaxian Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|Take Eleven Bar}}
|-
| {{StackItem|Xiblaxian stealth vest}}
| <small>Shirt:<br />Power: 100<br />[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you.]]<br />[[Muscle]] +20%</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|Xiblaxian stealth trousers}}
| <small>Pants:<br />Power: 100<br />[[Combat Frequency|Monsters will be less attracted to you.]]<br />[[Moxie]] +20%</small>
|-
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Nethackcostume.gif]][[File:Nethackcostume_f.gif]]<br />[[Yendorian Finery]]
| {{StackItem|cornuthaum}}
| <small>Hat:<br />''27 [[moxie]] required''<br />Power: 85<br />[[Mysticality]] +3<br />[[Moxie]] +3</small>
| rowspan="3"| Be careful! New moon tonight. (Eating or using a [[fortune cookie]] sometimes gives messages from Nethack.)
| rowspan="3"| [[File:Elbereth.gif]]<br />[[Elbereth Tattoo]]
| rowspan="3"| {{StackItem|candied kobold}}
|-
| {{StackItem|vorpal blade}}
| <small>Weapon:<br />''30 [[muscle]] required''<br />Damage: 9 - 18<br />+8% chance of [[Critical hit]]</small>
|-
| {{StackItem|ring of aggravate monster}}
| <small>Accessory:<br />''25 [[mysticality]] required''<br />[[Monster Level]] +5</small>
|}

==History==
*On [[History of Loathing (2007)#January 30, 2007|January 30, 2007]], female avatars for outfits were introduced.
*On [[History of Loathing (2013)#July 27, 2013|July 27, 2013]], the maximum amount of custom outfits was raised from 37 to 99. The old message for trying to add more was:
:You don't need more than 37 custom outfits. What are you, some kind of supermodel?

==References==
*The message about naming your Custom Outfit refers to one of [[Wikipedia:Oscar Mayer|Oscar Mayer]]'s well-known jingles, "My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R".
*The text for trying to go over the limit of 99 custom outfits (super-supermodel) refers to the old maximum, which was 37, and used supermodel.

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