View source for Orcish Frat Boy (Music Lover)

{{battle|text=This is an Orcish Frat Boy. He likes beer, hot Sorority Orcs, and music that combines rap with heavy metal. He doesn't get hit nearly often enough -- perhaps you can rectify that.
|hit=He rams a beer-bong down your throat and pours pure pain down it. {{ouch|4}} {{element|sleaze}}

He whips out a frat-paddle and smacks you on the arse. You're not sure what hurts worse - the smack or the shame. {{ouch|4}} {{element|sleaze}}

He makes you do a keg-stand on a nearby keg. After just a few seconds, your arm gives out and your head collides with the rim of the keg. At least it makes a pleasant ringing noise. {{ouch|4}} {{element|sleaze}}

He looks around for something to break, and finds your {{part}}. {{ouch|4}} {{element|sleaze}} 

He makes you chug ten beers. {{ouch|4}} {{element|sleaze}} 

He says it's his way, his way or the highway, then pounds you into the pavement. {{ouch|4}} {{element|sleaze}} 

|miss=He tries to choke you with a beer bong, but you cover your mouth and flail around until he stops.

He tries to frat-paddle you, but you distract him with a can of ice-cold beer.

He tries to make you do a kegstand, but you won't stand for it.

He looks around for something to break, but can't find anything.  Guess it's one of those days.

He says it's his way, his way or the highway, so you pick the highway.

He runs up to you with a beer bong, but you hide behind a textbook.
|critical=He works himself into a fratboy frenzy, bobbing his head to a nearby band rapping and screaming about being male, middle-class and white. He pummels you with fists and paddle before you have a chance to dodge. {{ouch|3}} {{element|sleaze}}
|fumble=He channels all his fratboy angst into one hard swing of his paddle. Fortunately, he's so drunk that he misses you by several feet, then drunkenly falls over.}}

{{meat|Mval=30}}
{{acquire|item=deodorant|chance=5.5%}}
{{acquire|item=ice-cold fotie|chance=21.1%}}
{{acquire|item=ice-cold Sir Schlitz|chance=20.1%}}
{{acquire|item=Orcish baseball cap|chance=5.8%}}
{{acquire|item=roofie|chance=24.9%}}
{{acquire|item=flask flops|chance=??%}}
{{stat|9.75}}
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Occurs at [[Orcish Frat House]].

==Notes==
*Using [[Pickpocket]] on this monster may yield a [[packet of beer nuts]] from about 15% of pickpocket attempts.
*This monster used to drop the [[empty aftershave bottle]]. It stopped January 15, 2014, when the [[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack|Bounty Hunter Hunter]] was revamped.

==References==
*The hit messages that involve "his way, his way or the highway" are likely a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:Limp Bizkit|Limp Bizkit]]'' song [[Wikipedia:My Way (Limp Bizkit song)|My Way]].
*"He looks around for something to break", combined with the miss message "Looks like it's one of those days", is probably a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:Limp Bizkit|Limp Bizkit]]'' song [[Wikipedia:Break Stuff|Break Stuff]].
*"Screaming about being male, middle-class, and white" might be an allusion to the [[wikipedia:Ben Folds|Ben Folds]] song "Rocking the Suburbs", which begins with "Let me tell y'all what it's like, being male, middle-class and white."