One Simple Nightstand
Having beaten it until it simply stopped moving, you cautiously approach the nightstand.
|Check the top drawer|
You open the top drawer of the nightstand and find an old wallet. Score!
|You acquire an item: old leather wallet|
|Check the bottom drawer|
You open the second drawer of the nightstand, and find a strange, antique-looking grip exerciser. Lord Spookyraven must've used this to strengthen his grip so he could more effectively... er... read books... and groom pets?
Anyway. You work out with it for a while, but it's all rusty and decayed, and it crumbles into powder. Your grip does feel stronger, though.
|You gain X Fortitude.|
Gives approximately 1x mainstat, capped at 200
|Use a ghost key|
You stick the ghost key into the space between the now-dead nightstand and the spirit that once inhabited it. As the key turns, you experience an entire lifetime's worth of memories -- loves, losses, but mostly squats and pushups. It's kind of a boring lifetime. As the key concludes its arc, it vanishes as you snap back to reality.
|You gain 200 Strengthliness.|
You decline to investigate the nightstand.
||One Nightstand in The Haunted Bedroom|
|Check the top drawer||half of a memo or old coin purse||Open the top drawer||400-600 Meat||Check the top drawer||50-200 Cheek||Open the single drawer||Lady Spookyraven's finest gown||Look in the top drawer||old leather wallet|
|Check the bottom drawer||Lose HP||Open the bottom drawer||50-200 Enchantedness||Check the bottom drawer||grouchy restless spirit or nothing||Break a leg (off of the nightstand)||elegant nightstick||Look in the bottom drawer||50-200 Beefiness|
|Look under the nightstand||Spookyraven Manor Quest Item||Look behind the nightstand||Lord Spookyraven's spectacles||Investigate the jewelry||Fight remains of a jilted mistress||Use a ghost key||100 of each stat||Use a ghost key||200 Fortitude|
|Use a ghost key||Gain meat||Look under the nightstand||disposable instant camera||Use a ghost key||200 Sarcasm|
|Use a ghost key||200 Magicalness||Check under the nightstand (rare)||Engorged Sausages and You|