One Elegant Nightstand
Having dispatched the nightstand's belligerent spirit with panache and style, you step forward to investigate its earthly remains.
|Open the single drawer|
You open the elegant drawer of the elegant nightstand to reveal an elegant gown.
|You acquire an item: Lady Spookyraven's finest gown|
The drawer contains nothing but ephemeral elegance residue at this point.
|Break a leg (off of the nightstand)|
You break one of the legs off of the nightstand, and in spite of being a broken piece of wood, it's still pretty elegant!
|You acquire an item: elegant nightstick|
|Use a ghost key|
You stick the ghost key into the space between the now-dead nightstand and the spirit that once inhabited it. As the key turns, you experience an entire lifetime's worth of memories -- a full and satisfying life, in which you learn a little bit about yourself and also how to play the flute. As the key completes its arc, it vanishes and you snap back to reality.
|You gain 100 Muscleboundness.|
You gain 100 Magicalness.
You gain 100 Sarcasm.
You decline to investigate the nightstand.
||One Nightstand in The Haunted Bedroom|
|Check the top drawer||half of a memo or old coin purse||Open the top drawer||400-600 Meat||Check the top drawer||50-200 Cheek||Open the single drawer||Lady Spookyraven's finest gown||Look in the top drawer||old leather wallet|
|Check the bottom drawer||Lose HP||Open the bottom drawer||50-200 Mysteriousness||Check the bottom drawer||grouchy restless spirit or nothing||Break a leg (off of the nightstand)||elegant nightstick||Look in the bottom drawer||50-200 Muscleboundness|
|Look under the nightstand||Spookyraven Manor Quest Item||Look behind the nightstand||Lord Spookyraven's spectacles||Investigate the jewelry||Fight remains of a jilted mistress||Use a ghost key||100 of each stat||Use a ghost key||200 Beefiness|
|Use a ghost key||Gain meat||Look under the nightstand||disposable instant camera||Use a ghost key||200 Sarcasm|
|Use a ghost key||200 Magicalness||Check under the nightstand (rare)||Engorged Sausages and You|