Oil Nog

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Oil Nog
Oil Nog

This is regular old eggnog, only it's made with 10/40-weight instead of whatever gelatinous goo goes into eggnog. As such, it's disconcertingly thick and viscous. Well, y'know, even moreso. The best part is, it's made with synthetic alcohol, so all you have to do is take a pill and you're sober again!

You do have some sober pills, right?

Type: booze (decent)
Potency: 4
Level required: 5
Cost: 75 Meat

(In-game plural not known - currently impossible to determine.)
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Item number: -50
Description ID: -50_booze
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When Consumed

You drink the oil-nog. You feel exceptionally well-lubricated.
AdventuresYou gain 6-9 Adventures.
You gain 4 Drunkenness.


  • Available from the Crimbo Cafe during Crimbo 2007.
  • Consumed immediately upon purchase.
  • Attempting to purchase this item as an oxygenarian yields the message "You can't drink booze while you're on the Oxygenarian path."


  • "You do have some sober pills, right?" refers to the item sober pill, now sadly lost to the Kingdom.