|Locations||Anywhere, 2-6 turns after leveling to level 2, reappearing every 10-15 turns until you defeat him|
A lanky, scruffy young man in a green t-shirt and brown corduroy bell-bottoms creeps out of the shadows toward you. For some reason, though, he's sneaking around backwards, and doesn't actually see you until he bumps into you, at which point he spins around, eyes bulging and hair standing on end, and shrieks like a girl.
"Zoinks!" he yells. "A z-z-z-z-z..."
"Zombie?" you suggest helpfully.
"Aieeeeee!" He attempts to run away, but despite windmilling his legs at top speed, he doesn't actually go anywhere.
A woman in an orange sweater and bowl haircut tries to pull off your mask. Since you're not wearing one, it's pretty painful. Ow! Oof! Ooh! Ooh!
|You acquire... something.|
Occurs after reaching level 2 on a Zombie Slayer path. This is a direct reference to the classic Hanna-Barbera cartoon, Scooby-Doo, in which one of the main characters is named Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers.