Monster Manuel (Q)

There are 9 creatures filed under Q.


		140		quadfaerie A quadfaerie is a real thing, but it's when four faeries get their wings tangled together, like a rat king or a magneton. Someday, quadcopters will be the faeries of the real world -- small automonous pranksters that harass you for entering their forest. Except the forest will be corporate-owned. Do faeries treat butterflies the way humans treat chimpanzees? Do they dress them up in faerie clothes and teach them to smoke cigarettes and stuff? I'm gonna assume yes.
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		0		quaking aspen house Quaking aspen is believed to be inhabited by the souls of those who committed suicide in life, and is harvested in Hey Deze. Transporting goods and services to and from Hey Deze is big business, but the margins are narrow because of Hey Deze's punitive tarrifs. And the Council does their best to discourage outsourcing jobs to Hey Deze, as working conditions are generally considered "hellish."
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		?		quality control animelf Quality control animelfs only check the circuitry of the toys; they don't check to see if the plastic is toxic, because they already know it is. It's tough to do quality control on toys that are designed to break almost before they've left the box, but the quality control animelfs do their best. On their off time, quality control animelfs commiserate with the animelfs who are responsible for making sure there's not too much poison in the candy.
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		61		Quantum Mechanic The Quantum Mechanic's vorpal blade can cut atoms in half, and somehow do that without causing a giant explosion. There are some who believe the Quantum Mechanic is made up of tiny vibrating strings. Those people got stoned while playing a guitar. The Quantum Mechanic can't change your oil or rotate your tires, but he can make your entire meatcar cease to exist.
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		0		Queen Bee The Queen Bee is constantly pregnant. She's a sex machine ready to reload. The Queen Bee doesn't need to communicate where the pollen is, so don't ask her to do the fandango. The Queen Bee's royal consorts are known as the Princes of the Universe.
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		60		queen bee Queen bees are several times the size of normal bees, but they have a surprisingly low density. Queen bees are especially vulnerable to dynamite and laser beams. The plural of "queen bee" is actually "queens bee," but nobody actually says that because it sounds stupid.
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		173		queen filthworm One of the compounds in filthworm goo is used in most of the Kingdom's soaps and detergents. Which is why no one in the Kingdom uses either of those things. Filthworm goo is a powerful aphrodisiac, if you happen to be a filthworm. The Filthworm queen is constantly pregnant, but not constantly barefoot or in the kitchen.
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		?		quirky indie-rock accordionist The indie-rock accordionist will straight up shank you if you call him 'quirky.' C'mon, man, be more creative in your descriptors. The indie-rock accordionist will play free music for you if you call him from work. The indie-rock accordionist's lyrics are hallucinatory, but he's not on a drug trip. Sorry if that makes you feel a bit insulted.
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References

The Queen Bee's factoids refer to the Queen songs "Don't Stop Me Now", "Bohemian Rhapsody", and "Princes of the Universe."
The Quiet Healer's 2nd entry is Morse Code for "SING AND DON'T CRY." Her 3rd entry translates into "YOU HAVE A LOT OF SPARE TIME, DON'T YOU".