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{{ManuelEntry|quadfaerie|*A quadfaerie is a real thing, but it's when four faeries get their wings tangled together, like a rat king or a magneton.
*Someday, quadcopters will be the faeries of the real world -- small automonous pranksters that harass you for entering their forest. Except the forest will be corporate-owned.
*Do faeries treat butterflies the way humans treat chimpanzees? Do they dress them up in faerie clothes and teach them to smoke cigarettes and stuff? I'm gonna assume yes.}}
{{ManuelEntry|quaking aspen house|*Quaking aspen is believed to be inhabited by the souls of those who committed suicide in life, and is harvested in Hey Deze.
*Transporting goods and services to and from Hey Deze is big business, but the margins are narrow because of Hey Deze's punitive tarrifs.
*And the Council does their best to discourage outsourcing jobs to Hey Deze, as working conditions are generally considered "hellish."|hp=?}}
{{ManuelEntry|quality control animelf|*Quality control animelfs only check the circuitry of the toys; they don't check to see if the plastic is toxic, because they already know it is.
*It's tough to do quality control on toys that are designed to break almost before they've left the box, but the quality control animelfs do their best.
*On their off time, quality control animelfs commiserate with the animelfs who are responsible for making sure there's not too much poison in the candy.|attack=?|defense=?|hp=?}}
{{ManuelEntry|Quantum Mechanic|*The Quantum Mechanic's vorpal blade can cut atoms in half, and somehow do that without causing a giant explosion.
*There are some who believe the Quantum Mechanic is made up of tiny vibrating strings. Those people got stoned while playing a guitar.
*The Quantum Mechanic can't change your oil or rotate your tires, but he *can* make your entire meatcar cease to exist.|attack=61|defense=51|hp=81|image=upper_q.gif}}
{{ManuelEntry|Queen Bee|*The Queen Bee is constantly pregnant. She's a sex machine ready to reload.
*The Queen Bee doesn't need to communicate where the pollen is, so don't ask her to do the fandango.
*The Queen Bee's royal consorts are known as the Princes of the Universe.|attack=0|defense=0|hp=0}}
{{ManuelEntry|queen bee|*Queen bees are several times the size of normal bees, but they have a surprisingly low density.
*Queen bees are especially vulnerable to dynamite and laser beams.
*The plural of "queen bee" is actually "queens bee," but nobody actually says that because it sounds stupid.}}
{{ManuelEntry|queen filthworm|*One of the compounds in filthworm goo is used in most of the Kingdom's soaps and detergents. Which is why no one in the Kingdom uses either of those things.
*Filthworm goo is a powerful aphrodisiac, if you happen to be a filthworm.
*The Filthworm queen is constantly pregnant, but not constantly barefoot or in the kitchen.}}
{{ManuelEntry|Quiet Healer|*... ... ...
*... .. -. --. / .- -. -.. / -.. --- -. .----. - / -.-. .-. -.--
*-.-- --- ..- / .... .- ...- . / .- / .-.. --- - / --- ..-. / ... .--. .- .-. . / - .. -- . --..-- / -.. --- -. .----. - / -.-- --- ..-|defense=85}}
{{ManuelEntry|quirky indie-rock accordionist|*The indie-rock accordionist will straight up shank you if you call him 'quirky.' C'mon, man, be more creative in your descriptors.
*The indie-rock accordionist will play free music for you if you call him from work.
*The indie-rock accordionist's lyrics are hallucinatory, but he's not on a drug trip. Sorry if that makes you feel a bit insulted.}}

==References==
*The Queen Bee's factoids refer to the [[Wikipedia:Queen (band)|Queen]] songs "Don't Stop Me Now", "Bohemian Rhapsody", and "Princes of the Universe."
*The Quiet Healer's 2nd entry is [[Wikipedia:Morse Code|Morse Code]] for "SING AND DON'T CRY." Her 3rd entry translates into "YOU HAVE A LOT OF SPARE TIME, DON'T YOU".

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