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{{retired}}
{{battle|text=This is a penguin thug who has shifted his focus from smashing kneecaps to smashing chunks of ore off of meteors. Or at least that's what he ''was'' focused on until recently.

For the moment, it seems his focus has shifted back.
|hit=He starts to bash you with a pick axe, but remembers "the right tool for the right job" and switches to his kneecapping stick first. {{ouch|6}}

He gives you a little tour of his designated work area, bouncing your head off of all manner of interesting landscape. {{ouch|6}}

He picks up a chunk of depleted Grimacite and bats it at you. It hits you in the {{part}}, and it's really heavy! The chunk, not your {{part}}. {{ouch|6}}

|miss=He tries to kneecap you, but he's not used to dealing with a moving target.

He starts to bash you with a pick axe, but gets yelled at by his supervisor for misuse of company tools.

He tries to kneecap you, but he's sort of out of practice, and space-between-your-knees-caps you, instead.
|critical=He uses his new mining skills to mine a heck of a lot of pain out of your body. {{ouch|6}}
|fumble=Somewhere a whistle blows, and he wanders off for his coffee-break. You start to complain, but apparently the union rules are very strict.}}

{{meat|amount=40-60}}
{{acquire|item=chunk of depleted Grimacite|chance=?%}}
{{acquire|item=kneecapping stick|chance=?%}}
{{acquire|item=penguin skin|chance=?%}}
{{stat|?}}
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Occurred at [[The Grim Grimacite Site]].