Mer-kin dodgeball

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Mer-kin dodgeball
Mer-kin dodgeball

This is a heavy ball studded with wicked poison-tipped spikes. Just looking at it brings back nauseating memories of high school gym class.

Type: ranged weapon (2-handed dodgeball)
Damage: 20 - 40
Moxie Required: 85
Selling Price: 120 Meat.
Cannot be traded

+7 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Muscle +10%
Moxie +10%


(In-game plural: Mer-kin dodgeballs)
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Item number: 4292
Description ID: 144454609
View in-game: view

Obtained From

Mer-kin Gymnasium
Ators Gonna Ate

Messages

You pretend you're the meanest kid in your gym class (or remember that you were), and chuck the dodgeball at <its> <body part> for X damage. SMACK! KERBLAM! SPLAT!
You decide to be a baller and a shot caller, so you call your shot as[sic] <its> <body part>, and hit <it> right smack on it for X damage. BAM! ZAP! BOINK!
You hurl the dodgeball at him, spearing <it> with one of the poison-tipped spikes for X damage. BOOF! SOCKO! ZAP!
You have a ball hitting <it> for X damage with the dodgeball. <It> has somewhat less of a good time. WHAM! ZAP! POW!
You toss a wrench at <it>, which <it> dodges, then hurl the dodgeball, which hits <it> for X damage. Looks like that old saying isn't true. WHAMMO! SMACK! SOCKO!
You spike the dodgeball at <it>, hitting <it> with the spikes on the dodgeball for X damage. ZAP! BOINK! POW!
You decide not to hold your ball for charity or for fancy dress, and chuck it at it for X damage. BAM! ZAP! WHAMMO!
You shout, "dodgeball!" at him, then throw. <It> fails to follow your simple instruction, and takes X damage. BIFF! WHACK! SMACK!
You fling the dodgeball at <it>, embedding one of the poison-tipped spikes in <its> tail and dealing X damage ZAP! WHAM! BONK!

Notes

  • The first 15 underwater critical hits you get with this weapon will be accompanied with:
You're getting better at fighting with a Mer-kin dodgeball!
  • Your fifth underwater critical hit will be accompanied with the message:
    Dodgeball.gifNew Special Move Unlocked: Ball Bust
  • Your tenth underwater critical hit will be accompanied with the message:
    Dodgeball.gifNew Special Move Unlocked: Ball Sweat
  • Your fifteenth underwater critical hit will be accompanied with the message:
    Dodgeball.gifNew Special Move Unlocked: Ball Sack

References

See Also

Collection

TOP 10 Mer-kin dodgeball collections
1. Turtlegeuse - 21 | 2. Nikademus - 19 | 3. Louis of Apshai - 12 | 4. Lord Stefano - 10 | 5. Shattered Ice - 9
6. Artie Effham - 8 | 7. Sherm Firmwood - 6 | 8. mondemon - 5 | 9. kirByllAmA - 4 | 10. apisguy - 4
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings