McMillicancuddy's Farmhouse

McMillicancuddy's Farmhouse is located on McMillicancuddy's Farm on The Mysterious Island of Mystery (Wartime). He will ask for help to Defowl his Farm.

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Farmer McMillicancuddy "Ach! Me farm, it's overrun! Dooks all over it!" "Dooks?" you reply. "What are dooks?" "Dooks! Dooks, ye stupid git! Great flappin' beasts, with webbed feet and bills! Dooks!" "Ah, gotcha. I'll see what I can do."

Trying to talk to Farmer McMillicancuddy without wearing soldier fatigues:

Ach, I canna waste time wit ye right nae. I need help from yon soldiers.

Defowling the Farm in the War Hippy Fatigues:

"Ach, the dooks are gone! Thank ye. How can I ever repay ye?"

"Well... How about dedicating a portion of your farm to growing soybeans, to help feed the hippy army?"

"Aye, aye. I can do that fer ye."

Once a day, after completing the quest with the War Hippy Fatigues:

"Ach, here ye are -- fresh from the fields, these are."

You acquire 3 blocks of megatofu

Defowling the Farm in the Frat Warrior Fatigues:

Ach, the dooks are gone! Thank ye. How can I ever repay ye?"

"Well... How about dedicating a portion of your farm to growing hops, to make better beer for the frat army?"

"Aye, aye. I can do that fer ye."

Once a day, after completing the quest with the Frat Warrior Fatigues:

"Ach, here ye are -- fresh from the fields, these are."

You acquire 3 bottles of McMillicancuddy's Special Lager

Subsequent visits per day, after completing the quest and obtaining daily reward:

"Ach, ye already got yer stuff today. Off with ye."

Visiting after completing quest with opposing set of gear:

"Ach, I got nothin' for the likes of ye. Be off, ye git!"

References

• Farmer McMillicancuddy's accent could be a reference to the pilot in The Rundown, and specifically the conversation with The Rock about "The Boos on the Grind!"
• McMillicancuddy is a reference to McGillicuddy's, a brand of liquor.
• McMillicancuddy's speech about "dooks" is a reference to the movie Snatch, in the scene Mickey O'Neil (Brad Pitt) asks Turk if he likes "Dags"
• It may be a reference to a line in Mystery Science Theater where the same mispronunciation is made.
• The speech may also be a reference to the movie Caddyshack where Carl has a similar exchange with his Irish boss
• His accent may come from Newfoundland.