McDonald, the 105-year-old Cloaca-Cola Veteran

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McDonald, the 105-year-old Cloaca-Cola Veteran
McDonald, the 105-year-old Cloaca-Cola Veteran

Dyspepsi is on the march again! Dammit, Martha, fetch me my bow! You just clear out of here, you whippersnapper, or I'll fill you so full of arrows they'll use your body as a coat rack! You won the war, dammit, why do you keep comin' around my house? Get offa my lawn! Take this! Consarn it, I forgot to pull the pin. Martha, where's my bow? And when's jello?

Cloaca.gifYou acquire an item: Cloaca grenade

Occurs while Trick or Treating in the Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform.


  • The part near the end where the old soldier is upset that he forgot to pull the pin is an obvious reference to a blonde joke. The joke is sometimes considered more of a riddle, one person asking "What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?", the answer being "Pull the pin and throw it back".
  • The name "McDonald" is probably a reference to the restaurant chain McDonald's, one of Coca-Cola's largest customers.