Marcus Macurgeon

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Marcus Macurgeon
Monster ID 1133
Locations The Maelstrom of Lovers
Hit Points 75% of Monster Defense
Attack Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150)
Defense Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150)
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum undead
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts unknown
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Manuel Entry
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Marcus Macurgeon You're fighting Marcus Macurgeon

Marcus Macurgeon, all sallow and paunchy,
Wrote volumes of poetry terribly raunchy.
He wrote with no shortage of details explicit,
To tell of encounters bizarre and illicit,
Of creams and of oils and of sweaty exertion,
He catalogued every unseemly perversion!
So all were surprised to hear Marcus Macurgeon
Lived all alone and he died still a virgin.

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Occurs at The Maelstrom of Lovers.