It pecks at you with its gelatinous beak. It doesn't hurt much, but it does hurt some. Ooh! Ouch! Argh!
It pummels you with its boneless wings. It wouldn't hurt, but some of it accidentally gets in your mouth. Eek! Ooh! Oof! Argh!
It scratches at you with its gelatinous talons, but can't break your thick skin.
It tries to peck you with its gelatinous beak, but it's too soft to penetrate.It pummels you with its boneless wings, which is about as effective as you'd imagine.
|You acquire an item: tofurkey leg|
|You acquire an item: tofurkey gravy|
|You gain X <substat>.|
Occurs at random locations during the Feast of Boris.
- This monster was originally very weak, yielding only 1 substat, but now it scales to your stats.
- The last sentence, regarding the "fowl stench," is a parody of a line delivered by Princess Leia to Governor Tarkin in the movie Star Wars: A New Hope, in which she says, "Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board."