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CDMoyer: In all honesty, the motivation for changing the way items are selected for the duffel or whatever was not to nerf it or punish people that were doing it. It was because a large number of people were...
CDMoyer: It's part of the world event, along with other items from recent paths, which has started.
CDMoyer: That (... totally meaningless number?) should properly be going up now. (and fixed historically).
CDMoyer: In that it'll be more obvious that the prediction happens before the banish, so that the banish won't apply, yes. ;)

Today's Featured Article:

Uncle Crimbo

Merry Crimbo, everyone! Crimbo is a special time of year - well, time of three and a half years - which is observed by every single adventurer in the Kingdom. Traditional Crimbo rituals include receiving presents, eating candy, union busting, succumbing to amnesia and travelling through time, getting assimilated by aliens, mutating, busting kneecaps for the Mafia, working at a soul-crushing office job, supplying addicts with their fix (of sugar), building super ultra battle robot go <_<, ruining the environment, playing with robots, being one with your fellow man, cleaning your... hat, keeping very, very quiet, and getting robbed by dolphins. So you can see why everyone observes it, I mean... how could you miss it?

Punch a square from your Advent Calendar, drink some punch made with highly questionable ingredients, and punch your way through Crimbo Town, and I'll see you again in three and a half years... if the fates allow!

Today in KoL History:

2008: There's some new underwater content. Check the old underwater content for clues.

2007: Fixed a bug that caused the grumpy old man charrrm bracelet to be undisassemblable. Also a bug that caused the word "undisassemblable" to not actually be a word.

2007: Fixed an issue that allowed you to buy multiple dictionaries, and a typo that was causing one of the choice adventure outcomes on the F'c'le to give you the wrong stat.

2007: A glitch that was preventing people from getting the Open Seas adventure multiple times has been fixed. Sorry 'bout that.

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