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CDMoyer: It's part of the world event, along with other items from recent paths, which has started.
CDMoyer: That (... totally meaningless number?) should properly be going up now. (and fixed historically).
CDMoyer: In that it'll be more obvious that the prediction happens before the banish, so that the banish won't apply, yes. ;)
CDMoyer: Ok, to make it more accurate, you will now see your prediction at the beginning of combat, since the prediction doesn't take into account what you do in combat. It's a weird time/space continuum...

Today's Featured Article:

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Player vs Player (PvP) has a special niche in KoL and a memorable history. PvP is completely voluntary, but if you're ready to club your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women, then go ahead and smash that hippy stone! You can steal phat loot, pretty flowers, and even your opponent's dignity. If you like it, you'll want to pick more and more fights. Even hardcore ascenders can benefit from the spoils of battle.

Before entering the world of PvP, it's good to buff your stats because you will be measuring them against those of your enemies. However, to succeed, you must master a bewildering array of minigames - players have been tasked to eat a balanced diet, belong to a slimy clan, kill rats, and spend time underwater and in the basement, among other things.

Attacking other players rewards you with swagger, which can be spent at The Swagger Shop in Huggler Memorial Colosseum, which is where it all goes down. If you win enough, your name will be placed on the leaderboards in the Hall of Champions!

Learn more at PvP

Today in KoL History:

2006: The oft-overlooked fortune cookie has been the recipient of a reimagining. They're now food, and available at the Demon Market. The fortunes inside have been changed to context-sensitive hints about quests and whatnot.

Also, I apologize for using the word "reimagining" in the above paragraph. It won't happen again.

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